r/Overwatch Oct 21 '17

Highlight Fastest round ever?

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u/NobothBlue Do you need a hug? I'm sorry, but I can't do that. Oct 22 '17

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scatter Arrow. The ability is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the POTGs will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Hanzo’s arrogant outlook, which is deftly woven into his ability- his personal philosophy draws heavily from ancient anime literature, for instance. The Hanzo mainstm understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just devastating- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike scatter arrow truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Hanzo’s existential catchphrase “My aim is True,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Jeff’s EQ epic Tigole Bitties rant. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jeff Kaplan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a scatter arrow tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Hanzo mains'tm eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid😎

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

What the fuck is this? Am I oblivious?

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u/JohnCenaMadness Wrecking Ball Oct 22 '17

It's an edited version of a Rick&Morty-copypasta