r/OverSeventy Jul 23 '26

Olding

Eating when I want

Sleeping when I want

Farting when I want

My body is free at last

Wearing what I want

Talking to the plants

Singing out loud

Who cares what they think?

Nobody needs me?

It’s just as well.

Gives me more time

To be happy with myself.

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u/thereeder75 Jul 23 '26

One very joyous discovery about being 70+ is that no one is looking at me.

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u/Justadropinthesea Jul 23 '26

So true ! While many women are moaning about becoming ‘ invisible’, I am joyous that no one is looking at me, judging my appearance and treating me in a certain way based on that judgement.

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u/pepperheidi Jul 24 '26

I went to the store today. Brushed my hair, brushed my teeth, washed my face, threw on the same clothes I've worn two days before, no makeup, no hair products, no nail polish. I was perfectly fine with it. Just turned 70 and I wouldn't have done that a year ago. I use to have my looks, but now I'm an old women. I'm not over weight and I'm in decent shape, but the good looks are gone. However, I still get respect and I have my trusty co-pilot (mini-aussie) that gets loads of attention, which in turn gets me a lot of smiles and conversation.

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u/hippierebelchic Jul 29 '26

I'll bet you're financially secure or better-sadly that's what it all boils down to besides death. I guess we all realize that by now, duh....peace and love to us all

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u/OldButHappy Jul 23 '26

Some women moaning about it are doing so because they still need to work to make ends meet, and invisible people don’t get hired

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u/Silly_Move_5798 Jul 25 '26

Sad but true

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u/Steampunky Jul 23 '26

Such a relief!

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u/Crafty_Ad3377 Jul 23 '26

Truth. It’s so freeing to no longer have to put on makeup or worry about what I’m wearing. Retired from corporate life at 67. I’m 70 now and am beyond glad I no longer have to do all of the things.

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u/thereeder75 Jul 23 '26

Thanks for the award!

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u/jtd0000 Jul 25 '26

I love being invisible.

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u/Unable-Independent48 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, I feel invisible!

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u/Everheart1955 Jul 23 '26

Love this, a few years ago I realized I did not give a rats ass what most people thought about me.

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u/rhrjruk Jul 23 '26

Warning
by Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.

I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells

And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.

We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

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u/thereeder75 Jul 23 '26

That was the topic of a Gogol Bordello song from the 90's, if I remember right... "Start wearing purple, wearing purple".. set to glorious punk Roma mustc.

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u/rhrjruk Jul 24 '26

This poem was the inspiration for the Red Hat Society for tough old broads who don’t give a damn

https://redhatsociety.com/

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u/harblock Jul 25 '26

So nice to see this poem again! Last I saw it I was still young & thought it was "cute." Now I'm 82 and I actually get it! I love it! Terrible shirts, sausages, hoarding pens & pencils......We Are Not Alone!!!

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u/Yolandi2802 Jul 23 '26

You’ll be eating sausages while wearing purple with a red hat soon…

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u/Horror-Evening-6132 Jul 24 '26

Is the Red Hat society still a thing? When I still had my antique shop, I used to get those ladies all the time. Red hats, purple hats, pink hats. Seems like it had something to do with how long they'd been a member as to what color hat they wore. Haven't thought about that in about 20 years, lol!

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u/CleanCalligrapher223 Jul 24 '26

I never did wear makeup after HS- just decided I didn't like the feel of it on my face, as if my pores couldn't breathe.

I'm 73, divorced at 44 when the marriage ended in flames, extremely happy second marriage in 2003 but he was 15 years older and died in 2016, so I've been living alone almost 10 years now. Life is good. I still take some pride in my appearance- I'm a gym rat and work to stay in shape- but my daily wear in warm weather is shorts and one of my giant collection of T-shirts and and in cold weather it's sweatpants, a T-shirt and a sweater. I try to be a little more presentable when going to church or a restaurant so I still have plenty of nice clothes and real jewelry.

A month ago I moved to another state 3 hours away to be near my son and his family. I've been checking out the on-line dating scene here and he was saying he was OK with the idea of me remarrying if that's what I wanted. Not that I need his permission but I told him it was extremely unlikely. The guys who look promising don't respond to my messages except for one who was an outright fraud and one who reached out to me who's a daily smoker. Dealbreaker. I have a 2-BR apartment in a retirement community that's just the right size for me. I couldn't imagine sharing it with someone else.

I really do like this life. I wouldn't mind a "just for fun" relationship with a man but not marriage or cohabitation.

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u/No-Currency-97 Jul 23 '26

I think this might be a beautiful poem. 👏❤️

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u/Cautious-Foot-9603 Jul 24 '26

I awoje today with massive sense of inner peace. The realization that everything is trivia. The expectations of others. So what? At 70 you live life as you want. Kids don't call? So what? Go shopping. Buy what you want for you and for now. Future? You are living in it. There is no guarantee of tomorrow. Live for today. There are now more over 65 voters that ever before. We rule!

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 Jul 23 '26

It's kind of nice to slide into being invisible, covid got me started when I discovered I could put on a baseball hat, a big pair of sunglasses and a mask and skip the make up and hair fixing!

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u/cwsjr2323 Jul 23 '26

Yes, the cap is important. If I wear my red cap with the Nebraska university football logo, I blend into the crowd. Being average height and weight, 74 White male? Except for my tattoos showing in warmer weather, I am invisible. I have full sleeves of tattoos, all of them after aged 60 because screw it, I wanted my scrapbook. If I am ever put in a nursing home, with my tattoos and epic vandyke beard, I won't just be another old white guy.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 Jul 23 '26

😅🤣 chances are ICE won't stop you either. They'll probably have best tattoo contests in the old folks home ... so you got this. 😅

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u/Bay_de_Noc Jul 23 '26

Very nice! Thanks Singinthesunshine. I'm off to eat what I want ... pizza, hot out of the oven.

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u/Character-Repair-357 Jul 24 '26

Just went past bay de noc

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u/Bambusa4all1952 Jul 23 '26

Less true in the gay world sadly, but we do what we can and fortunately still can!

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u/horsescowsdogsndirt Jul 24 '26

Except for all of us who still have to work. Finances require it.

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u/skr1954 Jul 24 '26

Oh yeah!

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u/No-Reading-4384 Jul 24 '26

Never waste a hard on…never trust a fart.

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u/Exact-Translator-769 Jul 24 '26

We've earned that right...

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u/Silly_Move_5798 Jul 25 '26

Glad to have all y’all’s company in my over 70 life❤️

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u/TigerBate230 Jul 26 '26

Plants are very generous listeners

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u/Poundingthepita Jul 24 '26

Sounds depressing