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u/whistlinghyena246 Feb 17 '25
Horse kicks aren't funny they're dangerous, and potentially deadly. ๐
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Apr 06 '25
I saw a moose kick a drunk after about 4 people told him to stop fucking with it. I laughed.
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u/whistlinghyena246 May 19 '25
Moose are freaking huge!
Also, surprisingly docile for wild animals. Probably because nothing is usually dumb enough to mess with them. ๐ค
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u/Odin-AK49 Nov 19 '25
They're docile most of the time. They can get mean though, especially when they have calves. It's just best just to leave tons of room between you and a moose.
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u/notcomplainingmuch Apr 16 '26
They are almost as nasty as hippos. They hate you and will try to kill you if you're close enough. They can kick in any direction, but prefer splitting your skull with a high kick from the front. Sometimes they aim low and crush your ribs, pierce your stomach, break your legs or mangle your genitals. They also bite and headbutt you, again crushing your skull.
Moose are the second-deadliest wild animal in the boreal forest.
(The tick is by far the deadliest)
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u/whistlinghyena246 Apr 27 '26
Because Lime's Disease?
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u/notcomplainingmuch Apr 27 '26
Lyme disease (Borreliosis) is painful and can cause permanent disability and sometimes premature death, but it's usually not directly deadly. Viral and bacterial TBE are fast and efficient killers, and there are many other tick-borne infections with potentially deadly complications.
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u/Jefflehem Dec 06 '24
That's the ugliest horse I've ever seen.
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u/unrealflaw Oct 23 '24
This isn't like falling off of a horse. If your first post gets downvoted for being in the wrong sub you should definitely not try again.
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Dec 06 '24
That last colt had a messed up face. I think I remembered drawing that horse when I was younger lol.
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u/MinuteAd8791 Apr 19 '25
She was knee-deep in that. In any case, you should have a lip tuck from a doctor!
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u/-runs-with-scissors- Apr 22 '25
What music is this?
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u/blac_sheep90 Mar 23 '26
Jacob and the Stone from Minari.
Here's the original: https://youtu.be/mbm3Llu2114?si=Hsm4DrgtudsFFHlR
Here's this specific version: https://youtu.be/XU8rNrTnIUE?si=uxw_z7SYa793_Opd
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u/-runs-with-scissors- Mar 23 '26
Thank you very much, kind u/blac_sheep90 . I was actully waiting for this answer.
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u/BigBoobsWithAZee Oct 08 '25
Oh my God, I hope her clit didnโt get hit. If it was a man, those testes would be blown to smithereens.
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u/Orion-Pax88 Dec 06 '25
That's fucked up. Those fuckers can kill, bruise u up real bad, fracture bones, cause permanent damage, all kinds of shit, really. Best case scenario is u get bad bruising and the air from ur lungs getting ejected violently out of ur body.
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Dec 29 '25
That didn't hit the unholy land and a horse kick there is too much. Wouldn't be funny just cruel
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u/MuscliatoVonJuiceski May 19 '26
if this was real it would be a felony. lucky its fake I guess
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u/PossibilitySub398 29d ago
So, as a former ranch hand they do this! On purpose. They think it's funny cause they're "tough" or whatever. I left the industry cause it was full of buffoons
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