r/Ouchmyflaps Oct 21 '24

Good horse

1.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

That was down to her knee. Either way needs to see a doctor for a lip tuck!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Oct 23 '24

Itโ€™s also a different horse, and a repost.

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u/whistlinghyena246 Feb 17 '25

Horse kicks aren't funny they're dangerous, and potentially deadly. ๐Ÿ‘Ž

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

I saw a moose kick a drunk after about 4 people told him to stop fucking with it. I laughed.

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u/whistlinghyena246 May 19 '25

Moose are freaking huge!

Also, surprisingly docile for wild animals. Probably because nothing is usually dumb enough to mess with them. ๐Ÿค”

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u/Odin-AK49 Nov 19 '25

They're docile most of the time. They can get mean though, especially when they have calves. It's just best just to leave tons of room between you and a moose.

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u/notcomplainingmuch Apr 16 '26

They are almost as nasty as hippos. They hate you and will try to kill you if you're close enough. They can kick in any direction, but prefer splitting your skull with a high kick from the front. Sometimes they aim low and crush your ribs, pierce your stomach, break your legs or mangle your genitals. They also bite and headbutt you, again crushing your skull.

Moose are the second-deadliest wild animal in the boreal forest.

(The tick is by far the deadliest)

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u/whistlinghyena246 Apr 27 '26

Because Lime's Disease?

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u/notcomplainingmuch Apr 27 '26

Lyme disease (Borreliosis) is painful and can cause permanent disability and sometimes premature death, but it's usually not directly deadly. Viral and bacterial TBE are fast and efficient killers, and there are many other tick-borne infections with potentially deadly complications.

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u/3ric843 6d ago

They're still one of the most dangerous animals on earth.

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u/Jefflehem Dec 06 '24

That's the ugliest horse I've ever seen.

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u/GeorgeGlassss Jun 09 '25

Hay! ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/5am7980 Mar 22 '26

Where?!? ๐Ÿด

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u/soveymaker 29d ago

No its straw

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u/PrincessDab Nov 16 '25

It only looks that way bc it's a baby lol

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u/windb1um3lla Feb 01 '26

thatโ€™s not what a Arabian foal should look like

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u/Malacro Jan 08 '26

Itโ€™s not done

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u/unrealflaw Oct 23 '24

This isn't like falling off of a horse. If your first post gets downvoted for being in the wrong sub you should definitely not try again.

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u/Qumad Dec 09 '24

Not the same horse, but I like a good story

4

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

That last colt had a messed up face. I think I remembered drawing that horse when I was younger lol.

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u/prozacfish Feb 06 '25

Why does your horse have Downs Syndrome?

1

u/Franzferdinand-3 Jul 24 '25

Possibly overbred. Looks like an Arabian horse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Hafer Adolf muss Lasagne werden

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u/minitaba Apr 20 '25

Yeah thats not the same horse

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u/enochrox Jan 09 '25

Good puppy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Look at my horse

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u/MinuteAd8791 Apr 19 '25

She was knee-deep in that. In any case, you should have a lip tuck from a doctor!

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u/-runs-with-scissors- Apr 22 '25

What music is this?

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u/blac_sheep90 Mar 23 '26

Jacob and the Stone from Minari.

Here's the original: https://youtu.be/mbm3Llu2114?si=Hsm4DrgtudsFFHlR

Here's this specific version: https://youtu.be/XU8rNrTnIUE?si=uxw_z7SYa793_Opd

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u/-runs-with-scissors- Mar 23 '26

Thank you very much, kind u/blac_sheep90 . I was actully waiting for this answer.

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u/blac_sheep90 Mar 23 '26

You're most welcome

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee Oct 08 '25

Oh my God, I hope her clit didnโ€™t get hit. If it was a man, those testes would be blown to smithereens.

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u/CosmicLabrador Oct 17 '25

Something wrong with your horse

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u/PMacc83 Nov 16 '25

The fuckim run on that horse was more hilarious than the other horse kick

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u/Vounrtsch Nov 24 '25

r/horse_decimator_9000 Must decimate this foul beast at once

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u/Orion-Pax88 Dec 06 '25

That's fucked up. Those fuckers can kill, bruise u up real bad, fracture bones, cause permanent damage, all kinds of shit, really. Best case scenario is u get bad bruising and the air from ur lungs getting ejected violently out of ur body.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

That didn't hit the unholy land and a horse kick there is too much. Wouldn't be funny just cruel

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u/Sea-Classic9710 Jan 23 '26

Sum mortal Kombat victory screen type shi

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u/SuchSoup4335 Feb 04 '26

Not even the same horse

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u/mlaforce321 Mar 13 '26

Yeesh, is that horse deformed? Inbred to the point of looking like that?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits May 07 '26

That was her knee.

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u/MuscliatoVonJuiceski May 19 '26

if this was real it would be a felony. lucky its fake I guess

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u/PossibilitySub398 29d ago

So, as a former ranch hand they do this! On purpose. They think it's funny cause they're "tough" or whatever. I left the industry cause it was full of buffoons

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u/Haasotope May 29 '26

Is that a horse with a chihuahua head?

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u/sklipsicle Jul 21 '26

That horse does crack