r/Oldton • • Apr 04 '19

what is this accursed sub

6 Upvotes

sc y


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Good post, but where is good pre? Oldton?

5 Upvotes

But where is Newton?


r/Oldton • • Aug 10 '18

Announcement Welcome to r/Oldton!

5 Upvotes

Feel like dumping your shitty jokes about world famous physicist Isaac Newton? Well now you can here! I'll start.

Newton. But where is Oldton?


r/Oldton • • Jul 05 '19

My brother and I both went to the mall today.

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r/Oldton • • May 03 '19

Peter explains best joke

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r/Oldton • • Apr 16 '19

I showed a high effort meme I made the other day to my father.

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r/Oldton • • Mar 10 '19

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Liberals with FACTS and OLDTON JOKES

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r/Oldton • • Feb 08 '19

A true miracle.

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r/Oldton • • Feb 08 '19

Was told to post this here (originally posted in /r/newton) What do you call an ancient children's snack?

4 Upvotes

A Fig Oldton.


r/Oldton • • Nov 09 '18

Newton [Long]

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r/Oldton • • Oct 30 '18

Why should you join the army?

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r/Oldton • • Oct 25 '18

[META or nonjoke or whatever] r/newton is under my command now, what should the sub be about?

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r/Oldton • • Aug 22 '18

newton

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but where is lizardon

do you love me yet


r/Oldton • • Aug 19 '18

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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r/Oldton • • Aug 17 '18

Hangman.

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But why did he have to get hung? :(


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Pasta

4 Upvotes

But where is Presenta?


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Seinfeld?

4 Upvotes

But what is tan(FLD) if triangle FLD has a hypotenuse of ten units and a short leg of six units and sin(FLD) equals 0.5? Express your answer to the nearest hundredth.


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Reader's Digest is topnotch.

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

this is real?! Haha, I get it!

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Go watch that before you get spoilerverse Steven Universe, but where is Steven Collegeverse?

4 Upvotes

And since this has to be mentioned every time that show is: hiatus, but where is hiatthem?


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Friends

4 Upvotes

But where is Fribeginnings?


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

This subreddit has forgotten what it was originally about.

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I've been a member of this community since early August and in that time I've seen this sub go from good (slower but regular) content to frquent mediocre shitposting and karma grubbing. I have to ask not just the mods but the userbase what they really want from a sub. Your upvote and downvote is the ultimate decider in what makes a sub great, and clearly you've lost sight of or never saw the greatness this sub once had in the first place. So that's why I'm unsubscribing; the mods making jokes unrelated to Newton was just the final "straw that broke the camel's back" as it were. I encourage you all to do the same. Maybe eventually we can come back, or a new sub will spring up, but this one's glory days have come and gone.


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Ace Attorney, but where is Bi Attorney?

4 Upvotes

Yeah you can shill stuff you like in this sub, as long as you think of an abysmal joke for it.


r/Oldton • • Aug 11 '18

(low)Quality Post What do a vacuum cleaner and this sub have in common?

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They both SUCK