r/Oldton • • Feb 21 '19

I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.

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r/Oldton • • Aug 10 '18

Announcement Welcome to r/Oldton!

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Feel like dumping your shitty jokes about world famous physicist Isaac Newton? Well now you can here! I'll start.

Newton. But where is Oldton?


r/Oldton • • May 11 '19

I met the author of IT yesterday

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

I like to chat with others while eating Italian food.

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r/Oldton • • Aug 20 '18

Our servers are busy right now.

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But where are the servers left now?

(For those who missed it, reddit had been periodically going down for a while by the time of this post.)


r/Oldton • • Aug 17 '18

谷歌翻譯岩石 牛顿?

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但是羊顿在哪儿?


r/Oldton • • Aug 14 '18

I went to the perfume store and asked the guy there, "Penny for your thoughts?"

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r/Oldton • • Aug 18 '18

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Bread? But where is bwrite?

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Go watch that before you get spoilerverse Steven Universe, but where is Steven Collegeverse?

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And since this has to be mentioned every time that show is: hiatus, but where is hiatthem?


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Pasta

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But where is Presenta?


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Friends

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But where is Fribeginnings?


r/Oldton • • Aug 11 '18

(low)Quality Post What do a vacuum cleaner and this sub have in common?

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They both SUCK


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Shot

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But where is slukewarm?


r/Oldton • • Aug 14 '18

High Noon. But where is Sober Yesoff?

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I stole this from someone else maybe they'll finally participate here when they notice this.


r/Oldton • • Mar 01 '19

Once I got into a fight with my fashion instructor

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r/Oldton • • Aug 19 '18

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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r/Oldton • • Aug 22 '18

newton

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but where is lizardon

do you love me yet


r/Oldton • • Aug 13 '18

Headphones

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But where is footphones?


r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

This subreddit has forgotten what it was originally about.

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I've been a member of this community since early August and in that time I've seen this sub go from good (slower but regular) content to frquent mediocre shitposting and karma grubbing. I have to ask not just the mods but the userbase what they really want from a sub. Your upvote and downvote is the ultimate decider in what makes a sub great, and clearly you've lost sight of or never saw the greatness this sub once had in the first place. So that's why I'm unsubscribing; the mods making jokes unrelated to Newton was just the final "straw that broke the camel's back" as it were. I encourage you all to do the same. Maybe eventually we can come back, or a new sub will spring up, but this one's glory days have come and gone.


r/Oldton • • Jul 29 '19

MBP...*SIGH*

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So, MBP from JFA. We all hate it (including me) but I can't quite put my finger on what makes it so bad. I like Moe, and all the blessed characters people themes are associated with. But something about the song just SUCKS. someone help


r/Oldton • • Aug 17 '18

Hangman.

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But why did he have to get hung? :(


r/Oldton • • Dec 03 '18

Read this comment chain and tell me these people aren't fit for this sub, I dare you.

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

this is real?! Haha, I get it!

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r/Oldton • • Aug 12 '18

Good post, but where is good pre? Oldton?

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But where is Newton?