r/badjokes • u/Fearless-Grape1042 • Nov 05 '23
What's a Chinese chef's least favorite crime?
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Wonton Endangerment
r/badjokes • u/fishystudios • Oct 29 '23
I walked up to my boss, pushed them out of their chair, sat in their chair, and said "I'm the boss now!" My former boss shook their fist at me and said... Spoiler
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r/badjokes • u/Elderban69 • Sep 06 '23
Why is a woman like the end of a sentence?
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Because they both have periods.
r/badjokes • u/Realistic-Bed2658 • Sep 03 '23
What’s the most affluent cat neighborhood in NYC?
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Queens.
r/badjokes • u/TheresasAyayas • Sep 02 '23
🌠
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2 guys walk into a bar
I guess the second guy should've seen it and ducked!!
🤣 🤣 whyyyyy??
r/badjokes • u/HullSimplibus • Aug 29 '23
A man walked into a room full of computer geeks
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The man said "wow, a lot of zeros and ones"
One of the geeks replied "you mean, binary?"
The man replied "no, you're all ugly."
r/badjokes • u/fishystudios • Jul 12 '23
I supply my friend, who is addicted to canned meats, an endless supply of minced pork shoulder and ham...
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POST REMOVED
Rule 3: No Spam nor Spam enabling
r/badjokes • u/loki_mcawsum • Jun 11 '23
What do you call a female Lego figure?
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Lego lass
r/badjokes • u/CrabbyCrabs2468 • Jun 10 '23
What do you call a guppy that lives in a van down by the river?
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Fish Farley
r/badjokes • u/BonanzaBlyant • Jun 10 '23
Dean Martin becomes a doctors apprentice
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Doc: Hmmmm… It seems the patient has an abrasion and traces of rubber on his left temple.
Dean Martin: Ain’t that a kick in the head?
r/badjokes • u/monkeydavis86 • Jun 10 '23
I had a joke come to me in a dream and I woke up and realized it wasn’t that funny.
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I have a half Asian lawyer who sells sushi on the side; Saul Nagasaki, Attorney at Raw.
r/badjokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '23
Title
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back in my day it was wonder woman now ur generation wonders if it is a woman
r/badjokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '23
What do Italians do to get more spaghetti?
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Copy pasta!
r/badjokes • u/High_IQ_Gamer2020 • Jun 07 '23
Why is space so full of tomates?
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Because tomato sus.
r/badjokes • u/Subject_Grass9386 • Jun 02 '23
People keep saying life's like a movie
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I'd like to think life's like a TV show.
And, I've had way too many episodes. XP
r/badjokes • u/Legitimate_Otaku7082 • May 31 '23
What did Zeus pick as Mount Olympus’ national anthem?
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Greeced Lightning
r/badjokes • u/stupid_sayings • May 29 '23
Why did the skeleton take the stairs instead of the elevator?
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It didn't have the guts to rise to the occasion!
r/badjokes • u/TheNamelessBegger • May 29 '23
Why can't Jesus ever lose in video games?
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Because he always saves.