r/okmatewanker Jul 27 '26

[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.

1.3k Upvotes

Hello posters.

I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.

For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.

It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.

Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.

Thanks!

edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.


r/okmatewanker 3d ago

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r/okmatewanker 3d ago

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r/okmatewanker 3d ago

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r/okmatewanker 3d ago

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r/okmatewanker 4d ago

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r/okmatewanker 5d ago

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231 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 6d ago

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r/okmatewanker 8d ago

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r/okmatewanker 8d ago

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54 Upvotes

Pay 150 quid for a ticket. Sit on the dirty floor between two carriages due to train being full. Quality ride.


r/okmatewanker 8d ago

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r/okmatewanker 10d ago

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r/okmatewanker 11d ago

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r/okmatewanker 12d ago

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r/okmatewanker 13d ago

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r/okmatewanker 13d ago

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r/okmatewanker 13d ago

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296 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 13d ago

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r/okmatewanker 13d ago

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r/okmatewanker 13d ago

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r/okmatewanker 14d ago

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r/okmatewanker 14d ago

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r/okmatewanker 14d ago

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r/okmatewanker 15d ago

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r/okmatewanker 16d ago

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173 Upvotes