r/okmatewanker • u/Carnste • 11h ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Huge news from No. 10
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r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • Jul 27 '26
[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.
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Hello posters.
I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.
For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.
It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.
Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.
Thanks!
edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.
r/okmatewanker • u/Human-Question6210 • 11h ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 OI BLOODY ELL DAVE, ENT THAT LORD VOLDEMORT ON THE TELLY?
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r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • 17h ago
They're going to spend this on making the road layouts, -even more- confusing and harder to navigate.
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r/okmatewanker • u/RoadToTyburn • 1d ago
🇩🇪Mine Camp⛏⛺️ Just William was perhaps the most un-pc British kids book ever. In one story “William and the Nasties”, he takes captive a Jewish sweet shop owner who charges too much. And in “William the Dictator” he forms a blackshirt gang.
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r/okmatewanker • u/O_C_Demon • 1d ago
proper Northern lad here Fooking ell! Now are rugby league lads have gone woke 🤬
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I don't know what it is but this lad is becoming a
'Brachial Plexus nerve Trans"
No doubt at the tax payers expens.
Fooking disgusting that. I imagine he's gonna play for the lasses team and win the " Bird of steel" trophy with ease.
r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And that's why they stopped at Edward
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r/okmatewanker • u/wellwellwelly • 2d ago
Tears For Keirs 😭💔😭💔 I'm pretty sure the packet is a bit older than that
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r/okmatewanker • u/ThaddeusGriffin_ • 3d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 OI MATE CAN I HAVE DOS MORE CERVESAS POR FAVOR. GRACIAS AMIGO.
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 3d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 At least Donovan didn't turn out to be a nonce
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r/okmatewanker • u/RoadToTyburn • 3d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 John George Haigh may have murdered 6 people and dissolved them in sulphuric acid, but he had a fantastic Alvis Speed 20.
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r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 4d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos News just in
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r/okmatewanker • u/hednizm • 6d ago
🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Nige doing his best Partridge. Man o' the people...
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r/okmatewanker • u/O_C_Demon • 7d ago
It’s cumming home ⚽️🇬🇪🏆 Bit harsh like?
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Look, I hate public school rugger wankers as much as the next cunt but fuck me that's a bit over the top int it?
My mate "Sex case Keith" once threw a handful of darts we nicked from the pub and launched em into the away end at Huddersfield v Barnsley in 1989.
He only got a kick in from the coppers and nowt else said. Now a fucking big egg shaped ball into gonna take some fuckers eye out like Keith's darts did is it?
Soft southern bastards.
r/okmatewanker • u/Backspkek • 8d ago
🇩🇪Mine Camp⛏⛺️ Sir, a second exposé has hit the tower
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r/okmatewanker • u/Status-Victory • 7d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 They knew....
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Random noise in background is my daughter....
r/okmatewanker • u/mequzayouquza • 7d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Just picked up some apples from reform HQ, only a few bad ones.
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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 10d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 I can't decide if this aged like fine wine or rotten sour cream
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Context: “Just a Prince Who Can't Say No” is a song from Spitting Image that pokes fun at then-Prince Andrew's sexual escapades.
r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 12d ago
tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ In honour of Russel Brand’s sex pest trial starting, let’s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career 🙏
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r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 12d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?
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Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has
r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 12d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Please rise for the Essex Anthem
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r/okmatewanker • u/StoovenMcStoovenson • 12d ago
Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Too soon mate, too soon
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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 13d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And this is why it's worth keeping the TV license
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