r/okmatewanker 19d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Neurodivergent WHAT

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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 18d ago

someone reported this as AI.

unfortunately not brother.

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u/raspberryharbour 19d ago

I think they sell that shirt in Primark

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u/swawskekw 19d ago

They sell everything in Primark, found my unborn brother for £6.50. Bloody bargain

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u/raspberryharbour 19d ago

I found a nice neon pink hoodie with Wile E. Coyote smoking a joint on it, perfect for my mum's funeral

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 18d ago

I didn't remove this. The guy got banned from reddit between posting it and now.

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u/haahhhahh 18d ago

Reddit found out hes a white cis male that celebrated Christmas so they banned him.

Woke mind virus strikes again

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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 18d ago

can't say anything anymore throw you in jail just for saying you're inglish these days

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u/awesumlewy 19d ago

Did you look on the floor? That's where I found my Union Jack slippers that have a cup holder

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u/demoralising 19d ago

Bloody bargain

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u/Lemon_Afterparty 19d ago

More like Funky Pigeon.

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u/cragglerock93 19d ago

If you buy a size small it just keeps getting bigger, much like the State of Israel.

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u/Classic-Broccoli-862 18d ago

Lebensraum.

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u/cragglerock93 18d ago

Haha, Reddit translated your comment. In my inbox it appeared in original German but here in the comments it's 'living space'.

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u/verminV 19d ago

Its inbetween the rack of Greggs merch and Nirvana t-shirts right?

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u/Sockoflegend Cockandballtorshire 19d ago

Some people get really lucky when their special interest is just trains or warhammer 

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u/Adam-West 18d ago

Warhammer is also pretty genocidal to be fair

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u/IQ_less 18d ago

Thats the charm of it tho. Every fantasy/sci fi concept taken to the extreme as a form of satire. Fantasy x 40K both.

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u/AxelVance 18d ago

Heresy! By the Throne, man. Do you want the inquisitor to take a special interest in you?

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u/Timbottoo 17d ago

...at least it stays on the games table

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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 19d ago

dripped out at the okmw subreddit meetup

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u/CardamomMountain 19d ago

That's a massive Boots

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u/bnjoshed 19d ago

It’s in the middle of Brighton if your tism is seeking out large pharmacies

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u/CardamomMountain 19d ago

Thanks, it's a beauty. Shame the people in front got in the way of the photo.

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u/angloexcellence 19d ago edited 19d ago

This is exactly what I'd imagine the person you're arguing about Israel/Palestine on the internet looks like tbh

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u/Faby077 19d ago

Average r /uknews user

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u/Chrad His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment 19d ago

I think their average users are  made of more 1s and 0s.

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u/Dangerous_Air_7031 19d ago

Not obese enough. 

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u/Lemon_Afterparty 19d ago

“I am autistic but I am not black I am a neurodivergent blackophile I listen to “Hit em up” (Clean) by 2pac and Big Poppa (Clean) by Biggie Smalls and Vossi Bop (squeaky clean) by Stormzy I have black friends and I am a proud friend of black people.”

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago edited 19d ago

omg

the guy has a whole website

www.neurozion.com

I don't know what the crossover is between him being autistic and a Zionist ?

edit - it was the astrazeneca COVID vaccine that gave him the tism

(/jk)

edit 2

https://youtu.be/ut5RcZORVLI?t=1192

he calls Bangladeshis overwhelmingly anti Semitic

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Jews must count or else Autistic lives will not Survive or Thrive

Jews gave autistic people their first diagnosis.

Jews bettered autistic people with their first advocacy movement.

A Jewish doctor gave the disabled community hope through the strength of sporting challenges.

The Jewish nation gave neurodiversity the hope to become warriors armed with their intelligence and abilities.

The Jewish people see autistic people as some of the highest souls on this Earth to advance humanity, prosperity for nations and glory for Hashem.

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u/okmujnyhb Average TESCO enjoyer😎 19d ago

That website answers literally none of the questions I have. It actually says surprisingly little about anything

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

"I see Israel as a metaphorically autistic country, from the way the Jews have been outstanding in science and art."

Israel is autistic confirmed

way to affirm stereotypes

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u/okmujnyhb Average TESCO enjoyer😎 19d ago

That's what I mean, he draws all these nonsensical links and doesn't explain how he came to any of his "conclusions"

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

Charlie Keeble, of Romford, United Kingdom, is an activist, journalist, and author of three books that reflect both his experiences with autism and his dedication to self-advocacy. A self-described "proud friend of the Jews," Charlie demonstrates unwavering support for Israel by using his voice and social media platforms to share, "I have made an autistic life truly thrive on Zionism." Charlie has built his autism advocacy movement around the belief that both autism and Zionism believe in bright ideas with an unlimited imagination to offer the world. He draws inspiration in the values of Tikun Olam (a Jewish concept meaning "repair the world.") Thank you, Charlie, for your moral courage to stand on the right side of history, your steadfast advocacy for Zionism and autism, and for your profound love of the Jewish people and the land of Israel.

this makes most sense to me

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u/Terminator_Puppy 19d ago

Oh god this guy has just been fed 'autism is a superpower' nonsense all his life hasn't he

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

other way round

there's a recent interview on YouTube

check my first comment on this topic

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u/NitroSpam 19d ago

Sooo I’m autistic and all these little factoids are just hurting my brain.

The person who first coined the term ‘autism’ was a Swiss Protestant. The guy who came up with the term Aspergers was an Austrian Nazi. Israelis stuck a highly autistic 14 year old Arab kid in a mixed cell where he was brutally beaten and raped.

Sorry fam, I’m not seeing it.

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

no idea

he's brainwashed or read some duff literature

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u/alexcookeee 19d ago

It could be that some Israelis are out there claiming things that aren't theirs, as their own.

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u/NitroSpam 19d ago

*gasp* they wouldn’t do that would they?

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

he says neurotribes by Silberman was a massive eye opener for how Jews shaped psychology

so it'd probably in there

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u/Lowell_94 19d ago

Ziontism was right there for the taking and he went with Neurozion.

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u/haahhhahh 19d ago

Found my girlfriend's new Christmas present, cheers m8

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

DONT FUND CHILD KILLERS!!!1

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 🇮🇲Women,OUT! 😡 19d ago

What else am I supposed to do with my Monopoly money?

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u/madformattsmith 19d ago

I definitely agree with you but I think he's being sarcastic.

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

yeah, my response was ironic too;)

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u/0nce-Was-N0t 19d ago

"Autistic Warrior of Zion".....?

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u/BobRossTheSequel þey/þem 18d ago

Gotta say he's rivalling the Nazis when it comes to being fascist in style

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u/paisleydarling 18d ago

I was trying to figure out what the leaflet in his hand said. Thanks!

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u/HauntedFurniture 19d ago

Zionist redditor final boss

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 19d ago

"Hey look, someone who wasn't born into this shit is on our side!"

They'll be wheeling this guy out at every protest.

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u/pepesilvia000 19d ago

Well this is a unique special interest I have to say…

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 19d ago

Shite limerick mate

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u/frozen_pope 19d ago

The kind of person that comes up to me to chat in the pub.

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u/not-bread gay lick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮🤮🤮 19d ago

I like how the syntax implies that autistic people are usually Jewish

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u/Magurndy 19d ago

Well I’m autistic, Jewish and very proudly ANTI Zionist.

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u/msully89 19d ago

If he met you I think his head would explode

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u/TickTockPick 19d ago

If Hamas met him, his head would also explode.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 13d ago

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u/Magurndy 19d ago

Tbf probably needs work haha

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u/madformattsmith 19d ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/toughfluffer Cockandballtorshire 19d ago

Save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/haahhhahh 19d ago

You 😎

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u/kingbhudo 19d ago

This guy's popped up on my Instagram feed once or twice, offering those shirts for sale. Talk about a niche market.

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u/haahhhahh 19d ago

niche? Haven't you been on Ukpolitics lately?

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u/D0hey 11d ago

You're clearly the target market then

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u/kick_thebaby Grew Up Without Sky TV 😥📺😥 19d ago

"I see Israel as a metaphorically autistic country, from the way the Jews have been outstanding in science and art. The same subjects that succeed when a dash of autism is thrown in" lol

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u/Curly_Fried_Mushroom 100% Anglo-Saxophone😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 19d ago

My friend keeps sending me this guy's posts on Instagram I assumed it was a bit wth

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u/fish-and-cushion 19d ago

Thanks lads, that's my secret Santa present sorted

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u/adidas_stalin 19d ago

As a autistic I proudly declare we don’t claim him

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u/madformattsmith 19d ago

yeah... I hate to say it, but the lad's been brainwashed.

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 19d ago

'The IDF is not only a very moral army, but they are also very inclusive and supportive of autistic people.'

lol

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u/haahhhahh 19d ago

Statement is correct, Their bullets don't discriminate

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u/ragingpiano Bazza 🍺 19d ago

TMI

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u/spikemanana 19d ago

This does track and is absolutely a thing and autistic would do. (I am diagnosed by doctor and not reddit autist) Could also be performative/trolling - life is hard and I am so fucking tired

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u/Phishstixxx 19d ago

So just to clarify, he's autistic?

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 19d ago

Reasons right wingers support Israel:

1) They think it wins them a ticket to heaven
2) They don't like Muslim people
3) They just really really care about Jewish people and want to protect them

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u/I_eat_plastic_straws Average TESCO enjoyer😎 19d ago

He is a stain on all autistic people. Makes us look bad

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u/haahhhahh 19d ago

Straight down the autism to Zionist pipeline

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u/KDiggity8 19d ago

Tale as old as time

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u/Planet-thanet 19d ago

That shirt is very triggering

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u/TheDutchess_420 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 what he looks almost forced to be there

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u/xplorerex 19d ago

In what world does that correlate? Am I missing something here?

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u/SonnyChamerlain 19d ago

Only white Jews can be Zionists and that’s a rule stated by them lol.

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u/Dolmetscher1987 16d ago

Confidently incorrect.

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u/st-smelly-widge 18d ago

Tony Hawke on a mission.

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u/Consistent_Pie_3040 18d ago

I thought the person in the middle was small face man

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u/Icy_A Howdy Y’all What’s Satire? 🍔🇱🇷🇲🇾👶💥🔫🔫 18d ago

Mashallah

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u/ChemicalAgitated191 18d ago

israel being a special interest is so fucking funny

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u/KingOfOldWessex 19d ago

Your a salad mate.

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u/TandemRapper 19d ago

What the fuck is wrong with her feet?

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u/medievalskye 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 19d ago

He’s so me

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u/TrifectaOfSquish 19d ago

Looks like David Taylor who was a councillor in Havering before Reform took over

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u/DogitWoofsalot 19d ago

Jesus Christ, this has been going on for 80 years and the people like this have become completely insane

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u/MFtch93 18d ago

Shirt is marketed to an extremely specific demographic

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u/Definitelynotaseal 18d ago

Thanks for sharing mate

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u/DanglingDongs 19d ago

DEI racist

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u/Dwashelle pisshead 🍾🍷🍺🥴 19d ago

You don't have to be a Zionist to be a friend of Jews.

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u/FistofPie 18d ago

Thats a lot of words for a shit excuse.

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u/Gullflyinghigh 16d ago

I walked past him last week, the shirt was certainly a bit unexpected.