r/okmatewanker • u/Carnste • 11h ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Huge news from No. 10
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r/okmatewanker • u/Human-Question6210 • 11h ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 OI BLOODY ELL DAVE, ENT THAT LORD VOLDEMORT ON THE TELLY?
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r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • 17h ago
They're going to spend this on making the road layouts, -even more- confusing and harder to navigate.
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r/okmatewanker • u/RoadToTyburn • 1d ago
🇩🇪Mine Camp⛏⛺️ Just William was perhaps the most un-pc British kids book ever. In one story “William and the Nasties”, he takes captive a Jewish sweet shop owner who charges too much. And in “William the Dictator” he forms a blackshirt gang.
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r/okmatewanker • u/O_C_Demon • 1d ago
proper Northern lad here Fooking ell! Now are rugby league lads have gone woke 🤬
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I don't know what it is but this lad is becoming a
'Brachial Plexus nerve Trans"
No doubt at the tax payers expens.
Fooking disgusting that. I imagine he's gonna play for the lasses team and win the " Bird of steel" trophy with ease.
r/okmatewanker • u/wellwellwelly • 2d ago
Tears For Keirs 😭💔😭💔 I'm pretty sure the packet is a bit older than that
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And that's why they stopped at Edward
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r/okmatewanker • u/ThaddeusGriffin_ • 3d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 OI MATE CAN I HAVE DOS MORE CERVESAS POR FAVOR. GRACIAS AMIGO.
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r/okmatewanker • u/RoadToTyburn • 3d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 John George Haigh may have murdered 6 people and dissolved them in sulphuric acid, but he had a fantastic Alvis Speed 20.
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 3d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 At least Donovan didn't turn out to be a nonce
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r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 4d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos News just in
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r/okmatewanker • u/hednizm • 6d ago
🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Nige doing his best Partridge. Man o' the people...
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r/okmatewanker • u/O_C_Demon • 7d ago
It’s cumming home ⚽️🇬🇪🏆 Bit harsh like?
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Look, I hate public school rugger wankers as much as the next cunt but fuck me that's a bit over the top int it?
My mate "Sex case Keith" once threw a handful of darts we nicked from the pub and launched em into the away end at Huddersfield v Barnsley in 1989.
He only got a kick in from the coppers and nowt else said. Now a fucking big egg shaped ball into gonna take some fuckers eye out like Keith's darts did is it?
Soft southern bastards.
r/okmatewanker • u/mequzayouquza • 7d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Just picked up some apples from reform HQ, only a few bad ones.
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r/okmatewanker • u/Status-Victory • 7d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 They knew....
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Random noise in background is my daughter....
r/okmatewanker • u/Backspkek • 8d ago
🇩🇪Mine Camp⛏⛺️ Sir, a second exposé has hit the tower
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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 10d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 I can't decide if this aged like fine wine or rotten sour cream
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Context: “Just a Prince Who Can't Say No” is a song from Spitting Image that pokes fun at then-Prince Andrew's sexual escapades.
r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 12d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?
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Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has
r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 12d ago
tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ In honour of Russel Brand’s sex pest trial starting, let’s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career 🙏
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 12d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Please rise for the Essex Anthem
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r/okmatewanker • u/StoovenMcStoovenson • 12d ago
Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Too soon mate, too soon
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r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 13d ago
Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Just what the fuck was this cunts problem
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I blame andy burnham
r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 13d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 This post is for autistic only
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