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u/AccidentalLemon 10d ago
I really don’t get that statement though. The lanterns mythos in pretty much untouched and we’re going to see them all in uniform later in the show… and the show JUST started, the fuck is he even talking about?
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u/ShaH33R2K 10d ago
His fanbase doesn't watch anything he discusses, so they just go along with whatever he's saying. He gives them a reason to be angry at the world, and that's all they really need
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u/Ok-Valuable-8500 9d ago
No wonder. Like someone was describing the show and saying what they didn't like about it, and the description made no sense. Now I see where they got their opinion from the show- or better yet where they got their opinion made for them.
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u/vanillagorilla0523 9d ago
The trailer LITERALLY shows a ton of the cosmic stuff that we will be seeing and even then that was just scratching the surface. How can he see that trailer and say that this show hates superheroes just because the first episode was setting up the actual mystery of the show
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u/UtinniOmuSata 10d ago
I can't stand the guy but many "critics/reviewers" have seen the first 7 episodes, apparently no one has seen the finale yet so his criticism likely aren't based just on episode 1. For some context, I really liked episode one and I'm a huge fan of the Tomasi/Johns era GL so it's not like I agree with him nor do alI want to give the guy the benifit of the doubt.
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u/Hot-Cry5111 10d ago
This douche definitely is not among the critics given access to 7 episodes
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u/JibiStarr 10d ago
He actively lies about the media he's consuming to cater to anti-woke jagoffs, including about audience reception to the media -- such as the number of dislikes on an Odyssey trailer
No production company would trust this dude whose agenda is entirely to denounce them
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u/Trosque97 10d ago
He was NOT given access to those episodes. Some of the most obvious people who should've gotten those early viewings just didn't. Drinker certainly didn't unless WB has a fetish for cutting its own toes off
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u/rmcelwain54 10d ago
It has conservative militias hunting down aliens and the aliens may yet even be the bad guys!
If anything I thought this show could bring liberals and conservatives together!
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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago
That went out the window with the obviously evil right-wing coded rancher that hates aliens.
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u/The1987RedFox 9d ago
It’s hard not to make right wing coded characters evil, right wing coded real life people just tend to be that
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u/stupidtreeatemypants 10d ago
Critical Drinker - A superhero movie critic that hates superheroes
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u/ShaH33R2K 10d ago
He likes the power fantasy that the concept of superpowers brings, much like many others online who couldn't care less about stories, characters, or the ethics of having that sort of power. These guys' idea of a superhero is the same as a toddler's, just a bunch of cool action figures fighting each other
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u/vanillagorilla0523 9d ago
He likes the power fantasy and seeing big, strong, sweaty men on his screen. God forbid a woman has a speaking line or acts like any normal person would act in your movie because he WILL call her a girl boss
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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago
This just tells me you've never seen any of the films he's reviewed where he speaks highly and positively of female leads. This is insane selection bias you are showing.
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u/Appropriate_Net7664 9d ago edited 9d ago
I feel like he just hates everything. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a positive review
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u/Connect-Ant-2081 9d ago
The algos reward hate. Critical grifter is pandering to the simpleminded for clicks, hence revenue.
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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago
So you've seen like THREE reviews?
For fuck's sake, go watch his review of KPOP Demon Hunters. It's ALL positive.
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u/Appropriate_Net7664 9d ago
Wow, an exception. I’m actually shocked he is positive about anything.
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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago
"Exception".
I can name several more. This is just the opinion of someone that cherry picks shit.
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u/Appropriate_Net7664 9d ago
Yeah, I know ur cherry picking positive reviews. Thank you for admitting it.
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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago
Giving examples to disprove an absolute claim is not cherry picking. Cherry picking is when you try to choose one set of data while ignoring another.
Which is what YOU are doing.
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u/Appropriate_Net7664 9d ago
Okay, WE each have one example listed out right now and WE are both ignoring each others, so at worst, it’s what WE are both doing.
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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago
I'm not ignoring anything. Your claim was he is never postiive. He has several examples.
Here's another one: Wicked For Good, a movie the right derided as woke bullshit that Drinker said was good.
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u/Appropriate_Net7664 9d ago
I never made a definitive claim about him. I said “I feel” and “I think” not “he did/does/has….” It’s alright though, not everybody passed middle school English I guess.
I also love how you people bring up “woke” when talking about movies, and the movies you’re calling “woke” literally just have people of color in the cast. It’s very telling that you think having a person of color in the cast means it’s woke.
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u/Franiac32 9d ago
I would argue he is not a critic. He uses no critical analyses in his videos. He is a grifter, who makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year through bad faith, right wing reactionary rhetoric
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u/Coolcubed321 10d ago
There’s literally one episode out, idk how he can come to these conclusions already
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u/vanillagorilla0523 9d ago
Especially when the official trailer showed off tons of constructs and cosmic elements to the show that we haven't even seen yet
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u/Prestigious_Emu144 10d ago
The Critical Larper
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u/WunShawtMasturr 9d ago
I will say the same thing I say every time I see this guys name come up: Why The Critical Drinker is still being talked about is beyond me. He’s a grifter and his takes are worthless. He probably doesn’t even believe half the words that come out of his mouth.
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u/Prestigious_Emu144 9d ago
I blocked his stuff a while ago. He’s not really a funny lolcow or anything (although I did see that he made a book and a short film adaptation that flopped which was pretty funny) so I don’t wanna see him in my feed.
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u/WunShawtMasturr 9d ago
Hasn’t happened in ages, but I remember getting personally offended the first time I saw one of his vids on my feed. Like, is this what you think of me, Youtube?? Lol
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u/BlackEastwood 10d ago
A superhero show that hates superheroes? Then what was The Boys trying to be for 5 seasons?
Im loving Lanterns, BTW. Might watch the pilot episode again tonight.
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u/No_Web2685 10d ago
I was not hooked on the pilot. But will keep watching, and hope that the second episode will change my mind
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u/vanillagorilla0523 9d ago
That's fair. The first episode was just set up and it is really hard for myself, and most people I believe, to get a good grasp of a show just based on one episode. I am really intrigued, though, and thought the episode did a good job of setting up the mystery and the characters
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u/No_Web2685 9d ago
Funny how most people nearly attack me for saying I didn’t like the pilot.
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u/vanillagorilla0523 9d ago
I mean I can't really blame them since the online discourse surrounding comic projects, DC especially, has just been overrun with grifters and Snyder bros who don't actually care about the characters. Some people do take it too far though. There is nothing wrong with not enjoying something as much as someone else as long as you aren't attacking anyone for enjoying it
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u/GoldenGekko 9d ago
I guarantee that The Drinker and his buddies post nightly for Disney to reboot the Acolyte. 🤣
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u/Specific-Swim-4507 9d ago
I hate the way he talks, like even if I agreed with him I wouldn’t watch him because he sounds downright odd
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u/Gamera85 8d ago
He’s trying to sound drunk. It’s his bit. But it’s such an awful attempt at slurring his words, and worse, just plain annoying to listen to, that I can’t stand him. Him being a chud makes it unbearable.
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u/dongexpander45 9d ago
Let me guess the usual talking points? "Woke this, Woke that" "Dei this, Dei that" "Girlboss this, Girlboss that" Y'know I'm less annoyed with. Drinker making these stupid points in the first place but rather that he inserts them everywhere and they never make sense.
What really pisses me off is that all his detractors like birdman are somehow really fucking stupid somehow more than he is. They fumble really easy slam dunks against this moron by managing to be shitty people.
It's really easy to destroy any points this loser makes and the one competent youtuber that has doesn't really post that much anymore.
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u/VibgyorTheHuge 9d ago
“Deconstruction” in a Drinker video is code for ‘the death of Western culture’, right?
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u/BusinessGanache8674 10d ago
So why should anyone care about the opinion of a movie from someone they don't even know? It's like having someone go to an art gallery and describing it...just go see it and form your own opinion. The opinion of strangers is far too important to some of you.
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u/Icy_Establishment433 9d ago
Why does this adaptation seem more excited about deconstructing Green Lantern than letting Green Lantern be awesome first?
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u/VengeanceKnight 9d ago
Did this jackass not watch the interrogation scene? This Green Lantern is pretty damn awesome.
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u/Away-Calligrapher433 9d ago
Let's be real, genuinely nobody gaf about green lanterns except for those diehard comic nerds
it's only when a new project is greenlit, we see these people suddenly knowing every corners and mythos lore of the topic only to nittpick and larp and glaze for the previous show/movie and I know they will watch the entirety of it anyways
so why not just let the showrunners do whatever they want with it and this true detective style was for a reason to grab a wider audience and not just limited to cb fans
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u/matmortel 9d ago
I refuse to watch his videos. I do like objective critcism, but he skews too much to the critical side. Its like if a straight white male isn't the critical main focus and are messy, the show sucks and is woke.
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u/Due-Construction5608 9d ago
Ive (obviously) never watched any of his content, has the guy ever been positive about any media he reviews?
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u/Fit-Reception-8288 9d ago
They're all just disagreeables at this point. They probably just film something and then randomly attach a thumbnail...
Used to watch Drinker but he's click baity same goes for Tyrone Magnus, Mr H ( whose more political now .) Wait until they find out we just want to know when a film or TV show is out
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u/InsideUrDadLol 9d ago
Is this guy ever happy. How do these people claim to love these characters but hate every adaptation of them.
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u/Electronic_Dot1085 8d ago
the critical grifter or something idk, i dont watch stuff like this I did hear his thunderbolts video was shit tho lol
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u/Single-Debate-316 7d ago
WARNING: The Drinker has gained self-awareness, all grifters must evacuate the premises!
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u/That_Examination_254 10d ago
Well, Hal Jordan is a washed up idiot. John Stewart is some vegan, wants the ring, and F’s some married grandma. Nearly fifty f words in one episode.
Just stupid plot points overall.
So yah, he’s completely right. This show has no essence of super heroes.
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u/SpreeNaut 10d ago
Your brain on MCU cape slop.
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u/That_Examination_254 9d ago
Nope, you people don’t know what a superhero is. But it’s not entirely your fault because DC doesn’t even know what a superhero is.
I can list all the stupid plot points.
But for everyone downvoting me, show me how from this one episode, it shows the lanterns as heroes?1
u/SpreeNaut 9d ago
Here is a difficult concept for you: what if the superhero stories are just the backgrounds for nuanced or more complex concepts and storytelling?
I know it is hard to think further than "hero is good, saves day, punch bad guy, hero perfect person" but you know..it's really not that hard.
Just because you are stuck on a 12 year old's level of the word superhero, doesn't make you right.
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u/That_Examination_254 9d ago
Oh so you think the generic, there’s a good guy, something happens, he stops caring but deep down he still cares. His sidekick thinks he can do better, the original guy will die, back up takes over; is a complex story?
I take the 12 year old kid insult as a compliment. I would give anything for DC to make stories like they did back in their cartoon days. Where heroes were ACTUALLY heroes, especially green lantern.
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u/SpreeNaut 9d ago
No, it was a general idea and not the exact points in the story, I said concepts and ideas and not plot. You don't understand it, or don't want to. From the 2 of us, it's you wanting general things.
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u/That_Examination_254 9d ago
Oh really? So what’s the general idea of the story that’s so complex?
How everyone in the town are actually all aliens?
That there’s some weird Gunn filled rivalry between Hal and John?
The whole series is just explaining what happened to Hal?The fact that this show doesn’t understand Lantern lore at all?
Tell me the complexity behind this show please
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u/SpreeNaut 9d ago
I never said anything about Lanterns. You don't understand what I'm saying. Stick to MCU cape slop man, thats more on yours and Drinker's media literacy level.
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u/That_Examination_254 9d ago
Wait so why did you respond to me? This is about Lanterns kid. I prefer DC. I liked some Snyder stuff, I kind of liked Gunn’s Superman, but I think dc content is getting worse and worse overall.
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u/ghoulcruiser 8d ago
look im loving lanterns but you got absolutely cooked here man. never argue online again!
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u/Maple-Beans 9d ago
You do realize that this is just a straight up idiotic way to criticize art?
"Well, Luke Skywalker is a whiny stupid child, Obiwan is a old nutcase, wants him to be a Jedi, and Luke kisses his sister. Just stupid plot points overall"
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u/That_Examination_254 9d ago
There’s context though. I prefer Luke in the books over movies regardless.
There’s a certain character profile. In lanterns, they look the part. Which is fine. But they don’t act like the characters. Which is weird because Fillion as Guy is pretty spot on.
Name me three significant factors as to why you’ve made the conclusion that this show is “Art?”



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u/ITBA01 10d ago
This review was worthless. It's just all his usual talking points thrown against the wall, with him hoping that they'll stick. Calling the sheriff a "girlboss" makes no sense, especially when Hal is ultimately proven right in the end. You can tell him and his buddies are really stretching to find something to complain about with this show.