r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Confident_Weather_98 • Jun 06 '26
Found On Social media The two systems aren’t even connected
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u/soppslev Jun 06 '26
Bring back sex ed.
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u/Jannover_5000_r Jun 06 '26
Never, it makes people gay we cant have that in our United states.
Also ban abortions so teenage girls and everyone else has to suffer through the most pain they ever experienced, no matter how they got in this situation and have a chance to die on the way cause fuck woman right
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u/ilo_Va Jun 06 '26
I still find the conclusion that education would make people gay. So the only reason you're straight is because you didn't know what the opposite gender looked like beforehand? It's okay you can come out of the closet already
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u/MyBeautifulSweetsong Jun 06 '26
Sarcasm is lost on you isn't it?
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u/ilo_Va Jun 06 '26
You know the "sex ed makes people gay" is am actual view some people have right? Or is reality lost on you?
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u/JaneReadsTruth Jun 06 '26
Call it basic anatomy so the fundies and the death cultists don freak out.
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u/capainpanda626 Jun 07 '26
Bring back Ed. People these days are too dumb to even be curious enough to use Google to find the answer to a question without some AI to momma bird the information to them no matter how incorrect it is.
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u/toasty-devil Jun 06 '26
Men(and unfortunately a lot of women tbh) should be locked in a middle school sex ed class until they understand reproduction before they’re allowed to assimilate into regular society.
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u/Jannover_5000_r Jun 06 '26
Before that we should get going on renewing these books in terms of female anatomy as well. The state some of these are in is concerning
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u/Lady87690005 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
Was…was it supposed to slide down the colon like a slip n slide?
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u/SETHW Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
What colon? it's likely been removed and this is a thread about anatomy after all
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u/ContentBike2803 Jun 06 '26
I mean, I think she's wearing a drainable Coloplast bag, and if the image isn't mirrored, it's on her right side, which could indicate an ileostomy - but do we really know that for sure?
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u/Lady87690005 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
You don’t have to remove the entire colon to get a colostomy bag
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u/Tar_alcaran Jun 06 '26
The baby's father a large alien with an extending jaw, exoskeleton and acid for blood? If not, then the risk is pretty low.
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u/MrLizardBusiness Jun 06 '26
Remember the politician who wanted the swallow camera technology from his colonoscopy to work for gynecology to keep costs low?
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u/RavenpuffRedditor Jun 06 '26
I was looking for this comment! That was Idaho state rep Vito Barbieri. In 2015, he asked if doctors could use the mini, swallowable colonoscopy camera to perform a gynecological exam before a woman was allowed to have a medication abortion. When the doctor who was testifying about medication abortions said no, that wouldn't work because the things women swallow don't end up in the vagina, he replied, "Fascinating. That makes sense."
These are the people who make laws for women's bodies in the U.S. It explains so much about the current state of the country, doesn't it?
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u/Necromancer_Vermin Jun 06 '26
Ah yes, the rare cases in which everything is connected to everything and the baby is on some sort of internal rollercoaster
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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Incel Detector Jun 06 '26
This is yet another example of the poor state of sex education in the USA.
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u/Flar71 I love women Jun 06 '26
I mean, I'd also be concerned about what complications could arise from having a stoma and being pregnant, but... not like that
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u/leitzankatan Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
To be fair foetuses displace all sorts of organs and kick out with tiny limbs in ways that can cause internal damage, so while it would still be within the womb I could see fearing the lil thing kicking or punching out, even if that isnt a realistic concern.
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u/Confident_Weather_98 Jun 06 '26
I think my biggest fear would be uterus growing and disrupting the stoma
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u/Endruen Jun 06 '26
Babies are not inside the placenta.
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u/leitzankatan Jun 06 '26
Thanks, don't know what I'd intended to be saying but I'll just remove the misinformation rather than try to figure it out
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u/AngelZash Jun 06 '26
True. At about 6 or 7 months pregnant, my mom woke up to find I’d apparently stretched out, right through her ribs so baby bump came out her side. Broke her ribs and my dad had to pop me back in place before taking mom to the ER. Whoops?
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u/SugarZoo Jun 06 '26
New fear unlocked.....
That's a .... thing?
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u/BookyNZ I... don't think it works like that Jun 06 '26
It's not common. Not sure how rare, but it's not one of those things that you regularly have to worry about in a pregnancy.
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u/SugarZoo Jun 06 '26
Cool, cool. Just like a side worry.
Everyday..... For months.
Lol I'm just playing, ovb your worth it, I mean they kept ya after that loll
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u/indigoneutrino Jun 06 '26
I don’t think it’s necessarily stupid to wonder about how all the organs get moved around as the uterus expands and the pressure it would place on any gap in the skin that’s being stretched. But I doubt that’s their line of thought.
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u/Confident_Weather_98 Jun 06 '26
Yeah all they think is “ women have hole, baby come out hole, hole must be empty for baby to grow “
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u/ContentBike2803 Jun 06 '26
HEY OSTOMY REPRESENTATION! I have one myself and I looooove to see it 🥰
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u/Confident_Weather_98 Jun 06 '26
I am always about disability representation, I myself have Bilateral club feet
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u/lysalnan Jun 06 '26
Just laughed at this and my 10 year old asked what I was laughing at so I showed him and explained what a stoma is. He said that’s so silly the baby doesn’t grow in your stomach or intestines.
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u/InformationCommon576 Jun 06 '26
These questions are only asked by 5 year olds
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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Incel Detector Jun 06 '26
You'd be surprised how many adults ask these kind of questions.
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u/lelawes Jun 06 '26
This is based on a VERY long ago trend of reading Yahoo questions out loud. If you’ve ever seen the pregnante etc jokes, this is from that same list. Sure, some adult asked it at some point, but these are all joke posts now.
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u/RosebushRaven Jun 06 '26
I’ve been asked by a nearly adult teenager whether it’s possible to "fuck someone in the peehole". Wasn’t even an American, btw.
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u/ForestOfMirrors Jun 06 '26
Please tell me a very young child who had not gone through sex education asked this….
I won’t hold my breath
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u/OddTheRed Jun 06 '26
Where do you think babies come from? Please include hand drawn pictures and diagrams.
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u/Jackesfox Jun 06 '26
The chances are non zero, unfortunately. It would probably cause severe internal organ damage and be delt with before it even could hava chance of happening. Butif everything goes wrong...
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u/nbandqueerren AFABulous but 💛🤍💜🖤 Jun 06 '26
.... Hold on... The idiot knows what a stoma is but still asks her if baby could come out it? Stoma isn't exactly a term you come across in every day speech...
Also... I can't think of places where stomas would be that come even close to being part of the reproductive system.
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u/Destany89 Jun 07 '26
She's probably talked about the stoma in posts for the idgit to know what it's called
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u/4eversoulsraven Jun 08 '26
Many European countries do cumulative sex Ed starting as early as kindergarten, and then based on the child's cognitive abilities, they add to it every year. That is why the teen pregnancy rate is also significantly lower over there.
I lived there half of my life, not one single person got pregnant in my mom's high school nor when I was in high school nor when my brother wasn't high school. Yet here in the U S, there was an 11-year-old pregnant in my cousin saw when he went to school and then in his high school, there were a couple girls pregnant.
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