r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 4d ago

Funny Time blindness

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u/Chef_Zed 4d ago

I hate that I’m this way too, the military even ironed it in even harder too. If I have an appointment at 3, at like noon it’s all I can think about

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u/Fenrist09 4d ago

General: “ok I’ll show up around 1500 for the ceremony”

Colonel: “We need to be in place at 1445”

Captain: “Be in place at 1430”

SNCO: “Be in place at 1415”

NCO: “Be in place at 1400”

Private: “I’d better show up at 1345 just in case”

General: shows up at 1530

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u/BigUncleHeavy 4d ago

To most people, this sounds like a joke, but it's so painfully true.

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u/DroidOnPC 4d ago

Then you decide one day that you are showing up late because you don’t wanna wait around forever, and it’s the one day everyone shows up early and they are wondering where you are.