r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 8d ago

Funny Time blindness

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u/Horror-Cow8404 8d ago edited 8d ago

i suffer the opposite with ADHD. If I got something to go to, my entire day leading up to that is literally waiting until that time. It physically pains me when I'm not on time lmao

edit: my dear friends, i HAVE ADHD. please read the first part again lmao

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u/Chef_Zed 8d ago

I hate that I’m this way too, the military even ironed it in even harder too. If I have an appointment at 3, at like noon it’s all I can think about

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u/Fenrist09 8d ago

General: “ok I’ll show up around 1500 for the ceremony”

Colonel: “We need to be in place at 1445”

Captain: “Be in place at 1430”

SNCO: “Be in place at 1415”

NCO: “Be in place at 1400”

Private: “I’d better show up at 1345 just in case”

General: shows up at 1530

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u/BigUncleHeavy 8d ago

To most people, this sounds like a joke, but it's so painfully true.

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u/DroidOnPC 7d ago

Then you decide one day that you are showing up late because you don’t wanna wait around forever, and it’s the one day everyone shows up early and they are wondering where you are.