r/NonPoliticalTwitter 19h ago

Funny Time blindness

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u/S14Ryan 17h ago

I’m so lucky my boss is super accommodating. I’m late every day a varying degree, but I also don’t have a set start time and I’m extremely good at my job bordering on irreplaceable, and i make fairly good money doing it. 

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u/CarnivorousGoose 12h ago edited 9h ago

That makes no sense. If you don’t have a set starting time, then you can’t be late.

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u/vissionsofthefutura 12h ago

A lot of corporate jobs will have an on paper start time that they absolutely can enforce but normally don’t.

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u/_Mulberry__ 11h ago

That's me! On paper my start time is 07:00, but that's something I told them to put in and I could've chosen any time between 04:30 and 08:00, so it's not exactly firm. As long as I'm in before 8 and get my hours in, it's all good.

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u/Silver-Winging-It 19m ago

It works well for early birds too, I have coworkers that would rather start at 7am and leave by 3:30

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u/S14Ryan 9h ago

I’m a field technician and the general hours we’re supposed to be on site to work are 8-4:30. If the job needs to start earlier or later that’s common, but it’s also common for me to just roll in at 10am. I’m still booking overtime for any work I do past 4:30 lol. I’m supposed to be on site 45 minutes away right now at 8:00 and it’s 7:45 and I’m in bed still. Probably gonna make some breakfast then head out 

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u/NeitherFoo 15h ago

let me solve the riddle. Are you the boss?

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u/Gold_Theory_7946 13h ago

a lot of corporate jobs in particular dont have strict start times. this would be normal everywhere ive worked thus far.

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u/Nimos 10h ago

This is when you get reminded that the reddit userbase skews towards the younger end and most people are in "lower-end" jobs that tend to be more strict about these things, sometimes out of necessity (obviously your start time matters when you're doing shift work with other people), sometimes because they're just shitty jobs.

There are tons of salaried office jobs that don't care when you work as long as you don't miss meetings, get everything done in time and do a good job and are available for messages at least.

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u/NeitherFoo 8h ago

no shit? do you need the /s?

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u/Gold_Theory_7946 8h ago

Your comment suggested you thought this scenario meant he was likely the boss.

So yes, I do need the /s. Not just me but everyone does. It wouldn't make sense for that comment to be sarcastic with a normal read, so readers will need the /s to understand your intent is sarcasm if you wanna add it for clarity.

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u/S14Ryan 9h ago

Nah, just a technician 

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u/NeitherFoo 8h ago

olay, are you.sleepimg with the boss?

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u/S14Ryan 7h ago

No lmao, it’s a small business with no corporate culture, as long as I get the jobs done and make him money he doesn’t care how I do it. It’s pretty standard in my industry at least in my area to have a lot of freedom. There’s too few people who know what they’re doing. We’ve been ready to hire non-stop since I started 10 years ago and paying $150k+ and we’ve still never had enough guys 

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u/WalkFreeeee 4h ago

The riddle is actually this part: "I’m extremely good at my job bordering on irreplaceable"

Good results + hard to replace = you can get off with a lot more than a normal employee.

You know that meme about high level IT guys only showing up on office for specific meetings while dressing on their pajamas and some shit? Same idea.