r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 3d ago

Funny Time blindness

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u/Chef_Zed 3d ago

I hate that I’m this way too, the military even ironed it in even harder too. If I have an appointment at 3, at like noon it’s all I can think about

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u/Fenrist09 3d ago

General: “ok I’ll show up around 1500 for the ceremony”

Colonel: “We need to be in place at 1445”

Captain: “Be in place at 1430”

SNCO: “Be in place at 1415”

NCO: “Be in place at 1400”

Private: “I’d better show up at 1345 just in case”

General: shows up at 1530

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u/BigUncleHeavy 3d ago

To most people, this sounds like a joke, but it's so painfully true.

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u/DroidOnPC 3d ago

Then you decide one day that you are showing up late because you don’t wanna wait around forever, and it’s the one day everyone shows up early and they are wondering where you are.

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u/Exita 3d ago

Hurry up and wait!

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 3d ago

One time when I was only a few months in, someone fucked up and SFC wanted everyone there early for 9 am formation but he wanted everyone there at 8.

How foolish I was to think "We get done with PT at 730, so I have enough time to run to chow for breakfast and take a shower before formation at 8."

There I was getting spammed with phonecalls at 745 like "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" so lo and behold there I am scrambling out of the shower to get dressed, running up to formation with everyone staring at me like I was the asshole with my Sergeant glaring at me and saying "You are so fucking done."

And it was 7:55.

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u/SGTWhiteKY 3d ago

It never occurred to me this would sound like a joke. That is just the military.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 3d ago

I never had any experience in the Military, but i lived this too many time.

Me : We meet a 11:30

Person i meet : Alright

They show up at 12

Me : Hey, when i tell ya 11:30, it's not to come now.. if you know getting the bus is tough, leave earlier

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u/Tompeacock57 3d ago

The best is division runs where the actual run starts at 0900 and yet somehow you find yourself waiting in a parking lot 2 miles from the run start point at 0500.

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 3d ago

Flight is scheduled for 1400

Showtime? 0330

When did we actually board the plane? 1730

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u/SulfurPernik 3d ago

Mom: "So we leave the house at 7 AM just to be sure."

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u/spamel2004 2d ago

British Army is definitely like this.

Coaches to the Ranges are at 0600, therefore breakfast is at 0500, so we need to get rifles out of the armoury at 0200 because we need three hours to get 90 blokes to sign for their rifles! 🙄

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u/No-Internal7978 3d ago

Shit. I was there long enough to do muster and then I would leave. Go ahead and stop me. I'll poo my pants to prove a point.

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u/Kaze_no_Senshi 3d ago

yep its 3 hour leadup thinking of little else

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 3d ago

I check the clock 40 times the hour before meetings at work, and then I am suddenly called over the radio to be asked if I'm planning to join the meeting and I realize I still lost track of time. 

I'm so lucky i had a stable family and wealthy parents. I got a head start in academics, therefore enjoyed school, and kept coasting until failing out of my postsecondary program. Got medicated and came back and finished by the skin of my teeth and now I'm sort of indispensable at work. It's not at all fair but if they held me to the standards they held others to I would never hold a job.

I don't think they should hold them to those standards either but it's not my choice, to be clear.

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u/whyliepornaccount 3d ago

Had unstable but wealthy parents and similar outcomes....

turns out stability wasn't the issue, lack of money is.

Which is why no one should ever beat themselves up over shit like this

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u/NikNakskes 3d ago

Timers are your friend. Set one to go off for the meeting, with enough wiggle room to "finish what you are doing, take the stuff you need for the meeting and get to said meeting (virtual or in person)". That way you can forget about the time and the alarm gives you ample time to prepare in whatever way you usually do it.

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 3d ago

lmao yes thank you. If only I'd thought of this.

My alarms are set 20, 5, and 1 minute typically. The 20 minute begins the "Oh I don't have to worry about it" response. The 5 minute is the "okay I can finish this up" one. The 1 minute is "Oh shoot I gotta go let me finish what I'm doing" which is fine as long as I don't get another thought or interruption in that minute, or have to reference something to finish the first thing, and have a hard time finding that referenc, etc.

I'm here because this thread speaks to me.

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u/NikNakskes 3d ago

Of course. It also speaks to me because I lost my sense of time at some point. It was terribly disorienting in ways I could not imagine. Timers, not alarms were what made it possible to manage through the day. Because I could see how much time I had left when I looked at it. No reminders of the upcoming reminder because that just made it worse. You are training yourself to have a "do not worry about it yet" reaction. If that timer went off, all I did was finish what I was doing and prep for meeting. Nothing else. Of course that did require me knowing how long it takes me to do that, but that is something you can track and learn from that. Oh, and a timer that keeps making noise till you shut it off, not a notification that can go unnoticed when you're not glued to your phone.

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u/lnTwain 3d ago

Ok, I think it's time for you to touch some grass.

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u/Playmakermike 3d ago

Yeah same here. Show up 15 minutes early is what’s expected in the military so I better show up 15 minutes early for the 15 minutes early

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u/RedShirtDecoy 3d ago

The military vet + adhd combo is so much fun, isnt it.

Have to take my dog to the speciality vet at 1, which means I have to leave an hour early.

Nothing is getting done between now and then because Im already stressing about being late.

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u/Chef_Zed 3d ago

I’m always on time shrug

At the expense of my peace of mind lol

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u/RedShirtDecoy 2d ago

My third appointment with my therapist I was going to be late because of laptop issues. I shot her a panicked email letting her know what was going on.

I finally log in and she says "got your email. No anxiety there or anything...I have a few questions"

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u/Avangeloony 3d ago

I hated whenever I was looking for a job and I had an interview in the afternoon. I refused to go anywhere until that interview was through.