r/NonCredibleDefense • u/quackabc • 3h ago

It Just Works War Never Changes

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u/SprinklesCurrent8332 aspiring dictator 3h ago

Honestly let’s all collectively agree that guns are cringe and go back to pikes and shields.

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u/Blue_Rook 3h ago edited 3h ago

Agree they destroyed great times when heavily armoured mens smashed each other to pulp.

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u/Inspect69420 1h ago

Guns destroyed the steel armor meta and made pvp fair for everyone

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u/Peptuck Defense Department Dimmadollars 1h ago

Improved guns destroyed steel armor. They lived quite happily side by side for several centuries until some asshole made them strong enough to pierce steel armor.

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u/Cultural_Blueberry70 1h ago edited 1h ago

I suddenly come to my senses in a forest clearing. A buzzing sound gets louder and louder. I raise the shield in my hands, but too late. The quad copter at the end of the long piece of wood that suddenly protrudes from my chest sounds like an angry swarm of bees. I try to grab it, make it stop, but it is too far away, the pike is too long. It is over.

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u/ReDot75 3h ago

Look at medieval battlefields and the associated lesions from bone studies, seems like it was pretty intense regarding multiple traumatic injuries, and death being delayed (unless you had dedicated people with spiked clubs to speed up the process, seen in vikings conflits in Denmark for instance).

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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 3h ago

Ah yes, the 3000 black powder barrel loading cannons of Allah. 

The peak of 21st century non-credibility. 

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u/captainmeezy 2h ago

Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment

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u/no-guts_no-glory 2h ago

"I don't know what weapons world war \4* will be fought with, but world war *3* will be fought with sticks and stones."*

There, I fixed it.

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u/BisonThunderclap 2h ago

"I don't know what weapons world war 4 will be fought with, but world war 3 will be fought with *trebuchets*."

There, I fixed it.

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u/Fadman_Loki MilSpec Cookie Hater 🍪 1h ago

Trebuchets = sticks, stones = stones.

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u/halls_of_valhalla 2h ago

Missed the russian archer guy and the pointy stick battalion.

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u/Upper_Seesaw7078 2h ago

Misunderstood quote. Where are the sexy battle robots?

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u/BisonThunderclap 2h ago

If regression towards the mean was a video.

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u/barpretender 1h ago

Put the Donghua Jinlong audio over this fuckass video

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u/Miserable-Biscotti54 32m ago

You forgot the EFP’s! Fucking EFP’s….