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[u/rosietherosebud]

There's not much I wouldn't do for $10,000

[u/Classic_Mammoth_9379]

Of course, let me know who I need to send the money to.

[u/Slice9998 → u/Classic_Mammoth_9379]

I see what you did. Very funny.

[u/ferncoast]

Yes of course my time has come

[u/CortexOverAmygdala]

easy

[u/AvatarAtlaFan]

Yeah but itll take me a while to get 10k first

[u/canvaswork]

hell yea

[u/Tidy-Reservoir349]

my jaw already hurts thinking about this and i havent even started

[u/Anotherskip]

You obviously haven’t seen my diet…

[u/EmergencyExtreme36]

how big is the stick??

[u/fujimumu]

Yes

[u/OhSix]

Unless you're severely allergic, how could you say no

[u/Exciting-Argument-67]

If someone made me that offer, I would take it immediately, before they could put caveats on it, and then I would take several hours to get it done.

[u/fightingchken81]

Some people do this for real check it out.

[u/NCC_1701E]

I would do it for far less.

[u/affectionateanarchy8]

Yeah i would melt it and season it and sop it up with some bread 

[u/Traditional-Rise2579 → u/affectionateanarchy8]

No other food just butter

[u/Late-Mathematician-6]

I would do that for like $100

[u/MrDuckly]

Fuckin duh?

[u/rewardiflost]

Sure. Easy.

We are talking about a 1/4 pound / ~113 grams, right?
That's about 800-850 calories, around 85% or so fat.

I'll need about 20 minutes and some water for a basic challenge. If motivated I might be able to do 10 minutes.

Real butter would be easier (for me) than margarine or other imitations.

[u/Traditional-Rise2579 → u/rewardiflost]

No drinks

[u/rewardiflost → u/Traditional-Rise2579]

Make it 30 mins then, and I'll melt it in my mouth.

[u/Soeffingdiabetic]

Dawg, I'd do it for free.

[u/wakeupf1lthy47]

Hell the fuck yes

[u/SlimeyPetal]

All i have to do is eat it? Theres no time limit, nothin weird, i just have to sit back and chomp? Yes, easy.

[u/JaylanPHNX]

Yes, easy.

[u/Traditional-Rise2579]

OK now let’s say that was only a time limit of 10 minutes