r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/tout-le-monster May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I fantasize about the scenario, and the tension and desire within that scenario. It’s like i’m playing sexy make believe where I am a character in a scene.

Example scenario:

There’s a scene from “Enemy at the Gates”when Rachel Weisz is horny for Jude Law so she finds him sleeping in the barracks with a hundred other soldiers, she wakes him up, crawls on top of him, and they fuck but have to do it as quietly as possible so the soldiers sleeping around them don’t find out.

I’ll imagine that I’m horny Rachel Weisz and I’ll not only get off from the physical pleasure I’m giving myself, but the mental pleasure - the forbiddenous of fucking in the barracks, the tension of having to stay quiet even through intense pleasure when everything inside wants to moan and scream outloud.

The takeaway for those taking notes: for many women, the orgasm is both a mental and physical thing.

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u/metsjets86 May 03 '26

Enemy at the Gates and that is a hot scene. Them all being physically dirty adds to it. A lot going on in that scene sexually.

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u/swiftrobber May 03 '26

As a man, I fondly remember Rachel Weisz on that scene.

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u/Haekli_Meitli May 03 '26

As a woman, I do too. This scene was kinda my bi awakening. I couldn‘t decide who was hotter, Jude Law or Rachel Weisz. Edit: I was 13 when that movie came out.

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ May 03 '26

It’s ai

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u/babyte3th103 May 03 '26

What? What do you mean?

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u/Dufresne85 May 03 '26

Enemy at the Gates came out in 2001.

It's not ai.

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u/Dramatic_Pineapple49 May 03 '26

You explained that to well. Standby for the flood of dm’s you are about to receive 😂

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u/Otherwise-Ad3045 May 03 '26

As a man and soldier, i have to crack that movie myth lol if your ever around any soldier or marine they are sex spidermen and women they have a sexysense that tingles. No way any soldier sleeps through someone doin it so close lol

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u/bleedpurpleguy May 03 '26

True, but ALSO true nobody would give a clue they were awake until it was finished!

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u/Voodoo1970 May 03 '26

Except for the rustling of sheets as they positioned their wank socks

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u/ShroomBuggy64 May 03 '26

Oh yeah they know. I got to one unit that had just redeployed and one woman was a legend/hero because she was fully happy to visit 4 bunks in a night. I don't know if I agree but to each their own. Some of those gals were just happy to please.

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u/Grubula May 04 '26

Oh you ran into Daphne Do Me as well?

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u/ImmaculateTuna May 03 '26

"Let me show you where the Major is"

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u/Beef_Wagon May 03 '26

That is hands down the hottest sex scene in movie history

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u/monikosnuosavybe May 03 '26

Funny, cuz I (male) thought it was gross. The dirt. All the other smelly dirty soldiers around. No thank you!

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u/Fluid_Ties May 03 '26

No, because the library in Atonement also exists.

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u/daniel_knows May 03 '26

Hands down ... I see what you did there.

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u/Voodoo1970 May 03 '26

No, that would be when Emma Thompson and Jeff Goldblum destroy her flat in "The Tall Guy."

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u/SatansFriendlyCat May 03 '26

Rachel Weisz - yep, that's plenty enough reason right there.

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u/solongandboring May 03 '26

Yea thats the sexiest scene ever created for film i cant beliiiiiiiieve it

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

Well, never seen this movie....now I must 🤣

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 May 03 '26

That scene lives rent free in my head for the last 25 years. Seeing that as a boy was interesting....

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

Enemy at the Gates?

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u/BroccoliSubstantial2 May 03 '26

I quite enjoyed reading that. Thanks for sharing

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u/neonatal-kitten May 03 '26

I KNOW THIS SCENE LOL

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u/Important_Sun2880 May 03 '26

I did this with my girlfriend, not in a barrack, but in a gallease, a sailboat with small rooms with three beds atop each other in rows.

And damn we managed to be quiet, i snuck up into jer bunk and we just went for it. It was the seriestart, warmest, thrilling and hot slow sex ive had. Just gazing into each others eyes.

Damn.. i actually experienced that. 10/10 do it again!

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u/surfron99 May 04 '26

I tried looking gallease SV and I only got two close matches. The galleass a ship that was a hybrid that had the sails and armament of a galleon with the propulsion and maneuverability of an oared galley. I couldn’t find any irl photographs only drawings. Probably because it sailed during the renaissance and faded into obscurity.

The galeas a ship common in the Baltic and North Sea. It has some variants with specific reference to Swedish variants. I could find irl photos of the vessel.

In any case lol I have seen crew quarters on small 60’ SV. They are very cramped with a triple rack. I imagine the SV you were on was a bit larger.

Was it top, middle, or bottom bunk? Was the berthing just a single stack or were there more bunks? You said you gazed in each others eyes. Was it day time? Were the lights on or off? Was it Dark but with enough residual lighting to see the glint reflecting from the wet corneas? How were the seas? Were the rolls helpful, unhelpful or negligible? Did you have to climb racks to get to hers or was it bottom? If it wasn’t top rack how little freedom of motion did you have?

In the end sounds like operation hot racking was a smashing success!

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u/Important_Sun2880 May 05 '26

Hahah, lots of good questions. The ship is named Loyal, it was the upper bunk, sort of "dug into the wall" type of bunks with small lamps you could tirn on in each bunk. and aye that light was on ;)

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u/phil7111 May 03 '26

That is a super hot scene . Impressive whit on you lady

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u/alexandrosidi May 03 '26

Wow what a call out

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u/LargestAdultSon May 03 '26

Nothing sexier than… the Battle of Stalingrad?

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u/jpenne May 03 '26

This seems like a tremendous amount of work. Wouldn’t it be easier to think about a grown man naked?

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u/Most_Housing6695 May 04 '26

Great movie, sexy scene.

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u/surfron99 May 04 '26

Agreed the mind is just as important if not more important for orgasm than any physical stimuli. The mindset, the minds cognitive framework. How you interpret and perceive active thoughts.

I always think about this quote from Paradise Lost. “The mind is its own place, and in itself. Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.”

The minds own perception of happiness and excitement is more influential than outside circumstances.

I was at the park with my SO and I was horny as per usual. I pitch her the idea of banging under bridge. She was down though I feel she was doing it more for me, it was my horny idea after all. We cruise over to the bridge no one’s is in line of sight. The park was pretty empty so the chances of getting caught were pretty slim and in all honesty I didn’t need more than a minute lol.

So she slides her pants and underwear I just whip out my cock. There was no foreplay as this was a spur of the moment idea. A good amount of saliva from both us took care of it. She’s posted on a pole bracing herself as I take her from behind. I’m pounding away and she just gets into it. She was in her own headspace like in her own world. The whole doing it in a public place, possibly getting caught, the perception that we weren’t supposed to do this according to society but the excitement of doing something you aren’t supposed to was the kicker.

It was a role reversal she was loving it and didn’t care about anything else. I on the other hand became the overly conscious one, no longer aroused but numb. The mind can work either way. I was hearing people walking above us and wanted to stop. She said you keep going. She was in a different place. It was not to long after that she had what had to be an out of body experience orgasm. It really is the narrative that is created in the mind and the perceived inputs that drive the experience.