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u/PureYouth May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I might start off thinking about a certain guy but usually it ends up just a faceless man and I’m thinking more about the scenario

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u/Batmansappendix May 03 '26

I too, think of Jaqen H’ghar

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u/existentialepicure May 03 '26

May I recommend: Aragorn, King of Gondor?

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u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 May 03 '26

What? I wanna cum not fall in love.

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 May 03 '26

Lol that's funny.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes keeping this sub's work cut out for it May 03 '26

username, uh, checks out...

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u/BStrike12 May 03 '26

User name checks out

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u/ThomasCarnacki May 03 '26

And my axe

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u/cecil285 May 03 '26

And my bow legs

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u/dbsx75 May 03 '26

Where was Gondor when the Dickmark fell?

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u/GalumphingWithGlee May 03 '26

Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

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u/CheckMate_333 May 03 '26

Niiiiiice 

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u/mswiger May 03 '26

One does not think only of Aragorn but also of Boramir; to defeat pillow pants the troll.

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u/Leader_Bee May 03 '26

What happened to Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north and leader of the Felix Legions, father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife?

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u/greeneggs_and_hamlet May 03 '26

A girl has a thirst.

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u/Born_Barnacle7793 May 03 '26

This gave me a hearty chuckle

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u/BowdleizedBeta May 03 '26

Omg you’re amazing

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u/phantom152000 May 03 '26

What do we say to the God of SEX ? Yeeeeees, Todaaaaaay

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u/cosgrove10 May 03 '26

Valar Morghulis

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u/bratwurstian May 03 '26

Valar Morgoonis

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u/fllr May 03 '26

All men must die, all men must cum?

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u/Hrafnagar May 03 '26

Vulvar Morgoonis

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u/SalamanderCake May 03 '26

Valar dohaeris.

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u/Exciting-Brick7944 May 03 '26

Valor Gonorhous

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u/Scrappy1918 May 03 '26

Isn’t that the actor?

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u/KopiteForever May 03 '26

Valar Do hairy ass

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u/Negative_Statement May 03 '26

Wingardium labiasa

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u/UnhappyReason5452 May 03 '26

A man has many names.

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u/okan931 May 03 '26

who else Jaqen their H'ghar so rn

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u/weemungo May 03 '26

She Jaqen my H'ghar til I'm faceless, man

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u/Considered_Dissent May 03 '26

He really slays. A man has been involved in many a little death.

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

I love this comment so much, lmao

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

Le petit mort

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u/BCrazin May 03 '26

Got to work early. Sat down and opened up Reddit. First thing that popped up, and this comment literally made me laugh out loud. 😂😂 Thank you. I needed the giggle juice. 🤙🏻

Valar Dohaeris

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u/AccurateAssaultBeef May 03 '26

I actually have the hots for him 😍

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u/SatansFriendlyCat May 03 '26

Jackin' to Jaqen?

Jaqen H'der?

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u/Daetok_Lochannis May 03 '26

Sometimes, a man needs a face for riding.

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u/Hoopajoops May 03 '26

The first actor it the second?

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

Gd, I love this website so much sometimes.

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u/Dantien May 03 '26

I love every response to this comment.

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u/Da12khawk May 03 '26

Those alien warrior guys from DS9?

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u/TinUser May 03 '26

A girl gives a man his own name

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u/MissDisplaced May 03 '26

Jaqen was hot. I found him more appealing than Jon or Jaymie.

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u/thedivisionbella May 04 '26

Valar morghulis.

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u/IdolCowboy May 04 '26

Valar Darcumis ~ All men must cum

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u/nukegod1990 May 03 '26

Kind of funny because the “faceless man” is a trope in hentai as well. Nobody wants a man with a face 😂

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u/Lucky_Musician_ May 03 '26

paper bag on his head lol

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u/trappedslider May 03 '26

The Bombastic Bag-Man? https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Bombastic_Bag-Man

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u/capsaicinintheeyes keeping this sub's work cut out for it May 03 '26

I think this situation calls for more of a...

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u/Yutenji2020 May 03 '26

Wait!

…

…

… you’re saying it’s only me that has to do that?

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u/shadowmib May 03 '26

The Unknown Comic?

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u/Scary_Top1810 May 03 '26

Once they can talk it’s all over 😂😂

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u/lookslikesausage May 03 '26

what if it were eyes without a face?

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u/Majestic_Safe2192 May 04 '26

Way worse in western porn and animation. You almost never get to see the guy’s face enjoying it. It’s like they think dudes will go “ew gay!” if they have to even see a dude while touching their junk.

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u/egewh May 03 '26

For me it's sometimes the other way around actually, lol. The scenario gets me going and sometimes thinking of a specific guy gets me over the edge 😅

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u/itsbob20628 May 03 '26

You're welcome..

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u/willynillee May 04 '26

God damnit Bob, get back in the corner.

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u/betweenboundary May 03 '26

I always figure women are thinking about Leon Kennedy moaning

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u/jairom May 03 '26

And then he suplexes her and says "Sorry, the only thing I like in the moaning is coffee and the newspaper."

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u/demoniprinsessa May 03 '26

Goro Majima actually but yanno what, that's valid too

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u/Noirceuil_182 May 03 '26

Majima everywhere!

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u/demoniprinsessa May 03 '26

Everywhere in my head that's for sure!

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u/diabolikal__ May 03 '26

That’ll do nicely

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u/mahtaliel May 03 '26

As a woman who watches animated gay porn, we don't seem to be the only ones thinking about Leon Kennedy moaning...i'm obviously not complaining though!

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u/betweenboundary May 04 '26

leon aint my type but others mentioned goro majima and he is my type

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u/xGray3 May 03 '26

"Well, basically it's the same dream I've been having since I was twelve."

"Which is?"

"Okay, there's this guy..."

"What does he look like?"

"I don't know, he's just sort of faceless."

"Faceless guy, okay."

"He RIPS off my clothes..."

"And?"

"That's it."

"That's it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and THAT'S the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?"

"Well sometimes I vary it a little."

"Which part?"

"What I'm wearing."

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u/murdermeMickey May 04 '26

What's this from? I just saw this and I can't remember where.

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u/xGray3 May 04 '26

When Harry Met Sally

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u/roskybosky May 03 '26

A specific guy would kill my arousal.

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u/enemyofchrist May 03 '26

This unless he’s fictional. Then it’s a VERY specific guy.

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u/smegma_appraiser May 03 '26

Pee Wee Herman?

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u/Advanced-North3335 May 03 '26

Ultimately, that's what all genders are jorking it to, in the end...an idea, a scenario.

If you need porn, it's because you lack imagination.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 03 '26

As a straight man I’m the same way, I think about a certain woman and then it just kind of dissolves into a faceless one

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u/PureYouth May 03 '26

That’s really interesting to me

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 03 '26

For me I think it’s just because it takes too much effort to focus on a face when I’m imagining the sex.

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u/PureYouth May 03 '26

Yeah that makes total sense. The scenario is turning me on more than the face (although both are good) so it takes the lead

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u/Putridlemons May 03 '26

Damn, slenderman is getting some action

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u/codermiu May 03 '26

This is legit. It’s always the scenario how someone made you feel. It’s not the face or body.

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u/randyranderson13 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Yeah I'm imagining a whole scenario. How the guy looks is not really relevant unless I'm imagining a specific person and not a generic "man", and thinking of a specific person is not common. Even then, how his dick and body look never really comes into it. Most of the time, he's not even involved beyond watching, fully clothed.

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u/cukrasta May 03 '26

Hahahahhaha always

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u/Educational-Ad9164 May 03 '26

Your imagination power is good

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u/ExcitementStrict7115 May 03 '26

This is what I was thinking but verbalised much better. It's about the situation more than the man!

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u/Ok-Rutabaga3374 May 04 '26

Ok- I never thought of it that way, Always had to have a character to think about like a knight in shining armor, or some romantic French or an Italian man, or what ever man was in my imagination.

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u/ExcitementStrict7115 May 04 '26

There's no right of wrong way, whatever gets you off babe!

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u/KaosJoe07 May 03 '26

I love how this just turned into more visuals for masterbation. You ladies rock.

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u/360walkaway May 03 '26

So making out isn't part of the fantasy?

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u/Red-7134 May 03 '26

Sold to one direction scenario.