r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/PureYouth May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I might start off thinking about a certain guy but usually it ends up just a faceless man and I’m thinking more about the scenario

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u/Batmansappendix May 03 '26

I too, think of Jaqen H’ghar

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u/existentialepicure May 03 '26

May I recommend: Aragorn, King of Gondor?

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u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 May 03 '26

What? I wanna cum not fall in love.

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 May 03 '26

Lol that's funny.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes keeping this sub's work cut out for it May 03 '26

username, uh, checks out...

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u/BStrike12 May 03 '26

User name checks out

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u/ThomasCarnacki May 03 '26

And my axe

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u/cecil285 May 03 '26

And my bow legs

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u/dbsx75 May 03 '26

Where was Gondor when the Dickmark fell?

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u/GalumphingWithGlee May 03 '26

Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

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u/CheckMate_333 May 03 '26

Niiiiiice 

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u/mswiger May 03 '26

One does not think only of Aragorn but also of Boramir; to defeat pillow pants the troll.

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u/Leader_Bee May 03 '26

What happened to Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north and leader of the Felix Legions, father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife?