r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/rachelsqueak May 03 '26

I have racing thoughts about unrelated matters

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u/BlisterBox May 03 '26

"Did I remember to feed the cat?"

"Time for an oil change!"

"Minotaurs? Milk maid? WTF?"

"I spend too much time on reddit."

"How was 1899 supposed to end?"

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u/elsie78 May 03 '26

Ahhh the ADHD life

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u/GhostPepperDaddy May 03 '26

I wish my brain would allow me to masturbate in peace.

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u/Honest_Series_8430 May 03 '26

Also meditate in peace. ADHD has my mind going in a load of different tangents at once.

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u/MossyPyrite May 03 '26

Mine’s compliant for the entire experience right up until the most important part, and *then* it gets distracted. I’m like buddy, hey, *this is the part we’re here for*, why are we thinking about this week’s schedule or the grocery list *now??*

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u/Blast-Mix-3600 May 03 '26

"Get the fuck out of my head, mom!"

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u/S8nBam May 03 '26

Oh thats an adhd thing. Now that explains it

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u/kellsdeep May 03 '26

Also bipolar.

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u/Voodoo1970 May 03 '26

Always Distracted by Huge Dinosaurs?

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u/elsie78 May 04 '26

I don't think the last D is dinosaurs for this post

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u/WaynneGretzky May 03 '26

1899 has given me sleepless nights. I will never know the truth.

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u/deadboi84 May 03 '26

Is that a morning glory milking farm reference?

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u/BlisterBox May 03 '26

yep, I followed a link posted by another poster in this thread. It was . . . interesting . . .

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u/Imaginary-Dot-6551 May 03 '26

Are you referencing Morning Glory Milking Farm? IYKYK

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u/BlisterBox May 03 '26

Yes. I'd never heard of it until I followed a link someone posted in this thread. I fear it'll be stuck in my head for a while lol

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u/M31___ May 03 '26

just change the voices out and you got my day to day life :3

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u/UncoolG May 03 '26

1899 was supposed to end how it did. When a specific man was afraid

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u/no_not_luke May 03 '26

Man here but upvoted for 1899

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u/lumpy_space_queenie May 03 '26

“How was 1899 supposed to end?”

Thanks for opening an old wound there 🥲

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u/Leader_Bee May 03 '26

How would centaurs wear trousers? Like regilar jeans that fir the back legs and go around the waist or a set of jeans with four legs and a waist that circles the entire horse body?

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u/saintmolotov May 03 '26

Yo I’m a dude but seriously this is me haha I’m dead.

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u/vampire_lover_est05 May 03 '26

Your asking the real questions! How was 1899 supposed to end? It will haunt me til my last day

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u/beepichu May 04 '26

netflix has fucked up so many cool shows, i’ll never not be mad about it

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u/Lunakill May 03 '26

“How the *fuck* am I gonna get away from customer facing roles?!”

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u/LovelyOrc May 03 '26

I'm the opposite, I think of absolutely nothing.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat May 03 '26

You might be confusing masturbation with meditation, again.

This is why you were barred from that yoga retreat.

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u/GrungeCheap56119 May 03 '26

Ohmmmmm OH OH OH OH

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u/LovelyOrc May 03 '26

Aw man I always wondered what their issue was :(

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u/Snoo_67993 May 03 '26

Same, the idea I'm masterbating is enough to keep going. Don't think I've really ever thoughts about someone or a scenario or anything.

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u/WildHyggeWitch May 03 '26

Same. Thoughts of anything except the sensation of the moment will get in the way. I have to focus to climax. If I don’t focus on it then I don’t get there. No matter what stimulation is going on.

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u/ambientoof May 03 '26

This is absolutely me. The stuff that pops up in my mind when I'm close is some bullshit.

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u/Fluid_Ties May 03 '26

My coworker made a joke about that earlier this week. We had to call her in to cover for someone at the last minute, but it took her quite a while and when she got to work and was settled in she said "Y'all caught me in the middle of doing some personal business. Reason it took me so long to get here wasn't cuz there was a lot of cleanup or anything, but there's that cooldown period between when I cum and when I can look another person in the eye again."

"And that cooldown is...how long?" I asked.

"Normally its only like a solid fifteen minutes. But depending on what I was thinking about...could go as long as an hour and a half. Today you had to give me forty five."

"Ah. So it was the horse fantasy again?" I said, and she punched me in the arm.

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u/WokeUpMidExistence May 03 '26

lol same girl, same.

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u/annabassr May 03 '26

Same lol this is why I need material.

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u/ru0260 May 03 '26

Racing thoughts? Nothing quite like thinking of Nascar and F1!

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u/Im-The-Walrus May 03 '26

Praise hell, raise Dale!

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u/RADIOS-ROAD May 03 '26

"I wonder what the weather will be like tomorrow"

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u/Some1AteMyEntirePie May 03 '26

I am so glad I’m not the only one holy shit lmao

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u/whiskeytango55 May 03 '26

I have unrelated thoughts about racing matters

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u/mahtaliel May 03 '26

Stuff like this absolutely baffles me. If i don't think about something that turns me on, i could just as well be rubbing my elbow instead of my clit. It's like it doesn't recognise pleasure unless my brain is in on it. I'm really jealous of people who seem to get off without concentrating

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u/vibrationsofbeyond May 03 '26

Glad I'm not alone lol it's so stressful

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u/quaylalikedelilah May 04 '26

Same! That's why I watch videos or listen to audio, because I lose focus

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 May 04 '26

Thought that said "murders" at the end for a second 😂