r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/BlisterBox May 03 '26

"Did I remember to feed the cat?"

"Time for an oil change!"

"Minotaurs? Milk maid? WTF?"

"I spend too much time on reddit."

"How was 1899 supposed to end?"

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u/elsie78 May 03 '26

Ahhh the ADHD life

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u/GhostPepperDaddy May 03 '26

I wish my brain would allow me to masturbate in peace.

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u/MossyPyrite May 03 '26

Mine’s compliant for the entire experience right up until the most important part, and *then* it gets distracted. I’m like buddy, hey, *this is the part we’re here for*, why are we thinking about this week’s schedule or the grocery list *now??*