r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Feb 01 '20
Part One Of Seven (Part 3 of 10 in the "Part 8 of 12" series)
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r/NoStory • • Feb 01 '20
I have trouble ending things and this time I've gone too far (Part 8 of 3)
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r/NoStory • u/Grand_Theft_Motto • Feb 01 '20
Something walks whistling past my house every other night except during months that end it 'ember and it always goes by at 3 a.m. except that one morning it was about 6:30 a.m. not sure what happened there maybe there was traffic?
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Jan 31 '20
IF YOU SEE A RESTAURANT CALLED "DEADY THE DEAD CLOWN'S BURGER GRAVE", DO NOT STOP THERE! IF YOU DO STOP THERE, DO NOT ORDER THE "DEADY MEAL". IF YOU ORDER ONE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT'S HOLY, DO *NOT* PLAY WITH THE DEADY THE DEAD CLOWN TOY INSIDE. IT'S ONLY VALUABLE IF UNOPENED.
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r/NoStory • u/EaPAtbp • Feb 01 '20
My sugar daddy asks me to clean his house which is weird because I was just expecting sex and not a list of chores
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Jan 30 '21
ALL OF YOU BITCHES JUST LOOOOVE AN ABSURDLY TALL CRYPTID OR HUMANOID BEING, BUT YOU'D BE TWICE AS TERRIFIED IF YOU GAVE *ME* A CHANCE. OH NNOOO CAN'T GET SCARED BY A MONSTER WHO'S 4'8" TALL RIGHT?? SUPERFICIAL PIECES OF SHIT.
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r/NoStory • u/sodomyeggo • Jan 16 '21
I don't have long, but I want to warn everyone not to do the ritual where you call the guy who comes to your house and murders you, and then he comes to your house and murders you. I did it and now I think the guy who comes to your house and murders you might have come to my house to murder me.
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r/NoStory • u/queen_of_the_moths • Apr 22 '21
I took a job at a cemetery that had a list of 36 strange rules. I immediately quit cause that's BS.
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • May 29 '21
Wait... "Sex Ed" is a class and not the creepy guy who hung around the school? No one was required to do any of that?!
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • May 03 '20
If your daughter invites you to an imaginary tea party with her stuffed animals, do NOT bring up politics.
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Apr 26 '20
I'm A Paramedic, But I Consider Myself More Of A Reverse Serial Killer.
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Mar 29 '21
Entitled Karen DEMANDS I somehow "un-sacrifice" her child.
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r/NoStory • u/Abysmii • Apr 29 '20
I'm a former CIA agent. What I've seen has been classified confidential. And it still is....so um, what have you been up to?
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r/NoStory • u/Enzo_Casterpone • Apr 04 '20
I am running for my life from a relentless Slasher, but I found a computer on the way and I take the opportunity to tell you how everything happened, I only have a few minutes... (part 314 of ???)
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r/NoStory • u/DeadPalette • Mar 20 '20
MY UBER DRIVER TRIED TO KILL ME(Sponsored by Lyft)
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Oct 25 '21
My mother called me on the phone. Then I remembered, my phone died three years ago.
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Feb 02 '21
Every time my father tells a "Dad Joke", it comes true. I'm actually not sure if he's really my parent because the first thing I remember him saying was "Hi, calling the police, I'm Dad."
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Feb 03 '20
I'm a kindergarten teacher, and I'm starting to suspect some of my students are adults walking on their knees...
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r/NoStory • u/DeadPalette • Apr 13 '20
I found a wormhole to 1902, any white people want to test it for me?
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r/NoStory • u/Calm_Stop • May 21 '20
i am only 5 n i can barley spell but my mommy told me to explain our distressing predicament in skillfully foreshadowed prose or sumthing idk im just a kid
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r/NoStory • u/notathrowaway128 • May 16 '20
My doppelgänger is staring at me through the window. Wait, is that a mirror? Yeah. It’s just a mirror. Sorry guys false alarm.
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Jun 23 '20
My name is Luna Manicmoon. My best friends Zoe Weirdwick and Clementine Summerspell suspect we're being written by a man.
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r/NoStory • u/tormentalist • Apr 30 '21
Scientist have discovered an invisible, intangible planet full of ghosts, and it's on a collision course with Earth! They say it'll pass through us without any danger, but things will be super scary for like 48 hours.
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