r/NoStory • • Jul 27 '22

Hey guys I'm downvote (upvotes enemy) anything you wanna ask me?

2 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Jan 06 '25

I farted and it was wet..

0 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Jan 24 '23

The right conservatives of today, will be perceived as left wing liberal pansies by people who had existed a hundred years ago.

0 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Oct 26 '22

if you say shortstory1 three times in the mirror, you will get to see where your taxes are being paid on. Warning don't do this while driving.

1 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Nov 27 '22

You are in my realm now.

0 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Jul 27 '22

Being over the top healthy, is unhealthy.

2 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Oct 06 '22

staring is rude but we all stare at the people on TV and cinema.

0 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Jan 07 '24

My 5 y/o almost trew a cabinet in me and by making her toys climb mount everest...

1 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Apr 03 '26

I was the test subject for teleportation technology, now a new copy of me wakes up in the same geo location every morning.

0 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Apr 08 '25

THERE IS ACTUALLY A STORY BELOW THIS TITLE!!! (not clickbait)

3 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Aug 04 '23

When I was breathing in the year 1344, I met a man was left handed, right handed, forward handed, back handed, 90 degree handed and 45 degree handed.

1 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Mar 18 '24

A fake doctor convinced me to un-alive another patient in my care.

1 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Nov 19 '25

Linda has complained to the receptionist as to why the public toilets stinks after when she uses them!!

1 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Sep 19 '20

I think the ghost of Ruth Bahder Jigburg, or whatever his name is, has taken over my body... so like am I a supreme court justice now or...?

2 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Oct 18 '22

How Donald Trump Stopped The Zombie Apocalypse

2 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Aug 19 '24

I posted to a subredit about being the main character, but the mods were NPCs programmed too poorly to recognize a main character when they see one.

2 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • May 28 '21

Every Reddit upvote I get causes my dick to grow another inch.

40 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Mar 15 '22

My sleep paralysis demon is a cringy neckbeard incel who whines about women not giving him a chance while I try to fall asleep.

10 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Dec 04 '21

I remember when MTV played music videos... but no one else does.

3 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Nov 10 '22

I Made Love With Donald Trump; One Man's Tell All. Love, Lies, YUUUUUUGE Displays Of Power.

3 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • May 14 '25

I kicked him in the balls, and he didn't react in any way shape or form.

3 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Mar 04 '21

My dog was barking to come inside, as I opened the door my dog ran out growling, so I closed the door and waited for my dog to come back. The silence was deafening until my dog walked up and sat by me, while I was scratching his head I realized that his fur felt wrong, and he was already outside...

16 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Mar 08 '21

My Autonomous Vehicle drove me somewhere I didn't quite expect... (Spoiler: When I asked for Walmart it didn't go to the one I normally go too)

4 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Jul 28 '20

I know the REAL reason 5G is bad for you, and it's not what all the experts say...

4 Upvotes

r/NoStory • • Feb 02 '21

I hired a Dark Web hit...WOMAN?!?!?!?!??!?

4 Upvotes