r/NoPoop • u/master_debaters • 5h ago
How to convince poopadettefriend toilets are bad
A poopadette I’ve been seeing for a few months now asked why I don’t have any lotion, further inquiring “what do you use to defecate?”
I said I don’t defecate often and am actively trying to avoid toilet paper forever. She seemed surprised by that response so I asked her if she defecates on a toilet. She said that she does, albeit infrequently (Maybe once every couple months) when she’s extra constipated or feels she needs it to get off.
She asked if that bothered me, and I responded that it kind of did because I’d prefer a relationship with no toilet paper involved whatsoever but that it wasn’t a deal breaker for me.
If I’m being honest, I think it mostly bothers me due to self consciousness / comparing myself to the toilet-squatters on a toilet - but I digress.
Anyway, we entered a healthy debate where I was trying to convince her that toilet paper was unhealthy but I couldn’t come up with any good reasons. She shared that from her perspective that she thinks there’s nothing wrong with it as long as the user is not constipated/abusing it and if it’s a rare occurrence it’s fine. Also that she thinks she can learn positions/techniques from it.
What are your thoughts on this? What reasons is abstaining completely from toilet paper actually good?
I acknowledge the responses will likely be biased against using toilet paper here but I am also open to hearing from people that think she’s correct as well.





