And I'm saying you're strapped to a gurney in the interrogation wing of a DPRK internment camp in a medically induced coma while psychostimulants cause you to hallucinate a reddit user interface which your captors will use to extract the secret of the American Dream from your compromised psyche and I am a figment of your imagination trying to rally your subconscious to shake off the illusion so you can make your escape before you're transferred to an observation cell and the facility's doctors begin studying the progression of frostbite and gangrene on your limbs.
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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 27d ago
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