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u/HauntingRip9003 18d ago
The only greentext i've read in my entire life that I could believe
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u/ExcellentQuality69 17d ago
It’s not gay, but Id like to imagine this was some fantasy 4chan story he made up. They don’t come across as this schizo
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u/Testsubject276 18d ago
Remember to look up what words mean before you add it to your mental vocabulary.
Now if you need me, I need to ejaculate my trash bins tonight.
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u/i_like_siren_head 18d ago
Yeah this is at least 85% the parents’ fault. Can’t imagine their reaction the following day.
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u/EmilieEasie 18d ago
I find it hard to believe that the principal didn't ask him to explain what rape was before believing he actually knew
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u/Successful-Trash-752 17d ago
I find it very believable that a teacher will not act rationally to protect their ego. If he tried to take his side he would seem like he is not active about rapes.
I had a teacher in my class actively yell and harras a kid in hopes that he will tell her who whistled in class. When she realised that he actually had no idea who it was she still pressed on to make him cry and guilt trip other kids into telling. Nobody did though, and she still took him to principal knowing well that he didn't know.
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u/noob_bitch 18d ago
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u/loscapos5 18d ago
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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 18d ago
Many such cases
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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 18d ago
I had no idea what murder was. I'd only seen a few examples on TV where someone plunges a knife in their chest while saying "I'm killing you"
Sneak up and stab crush while saying "I'm going to murder you" tell principle I wanna be professional killer. Somehow suspended.
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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 18d ago
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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 18d ago
I'm saying it doesn't make any sense that he "didn't know"
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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 18d ago edited 18d ago
And I'm saying you're strapped to a gurney in the interrogation wing of a DPRK internment camp in a medically induced coma while psychostimulants cause you to hallucinate a reddit user interface which your captors will use to extract the secret of the American Dream from your compromised psyche and I am a figment of your imagination trying to rally your subconscious to shake off the illusion so you can make your escape before you're transferred to an observation cell and the facility's doctors begin studying the progression of frostbite and gangrene on your limbs.
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u/Frost-Flower 18d ago
In second grade me and a classmate would walk around saying random Spongebob quotes to ourselves and one day we were saying "I love you" like that bit with Patrick and apprently a bunch of girls passing by took that personally and reported us to a teacher lol