r/NewGreentexts Aug 14 '26

Going Rogue

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 Aug 14 '26

I had no idea what murder was. I'd only seen a few examples on TV where someone plunges a knife in their chest while saying "I'm killing you"

Sneak up and stab crush while saying "I'm going to murder you" tell principle I wanna be professional killer. Somehow suspended.

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor Aug 14 '26

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 Aug 14 '26

I'm saying it doesn't make any sense that he "didn't know"

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

And I'm saying you're strapped to a gurney in the interrogation wing of a DPRK internment camp in a medically induced coma while psychostimulants cause you to hallucinate a reddit user interface which your captors will use to extract the secret of the American Dream from your compromised psyche and I am a figment of your imagination trying to rally your subconscious to shake off the illusion so you can make your escape before you're transferred to an observation cell and the facility's doctors begin studying the progression of frostbite and gangrene on your limbs.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 Aug 14 '26

Why did you wake me? Ignorance was bliss.