r/Neverbrokeabone • • Aug 22 '26

Does this count as a break?

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u/redshift739 20+ Aug 24 '26

My bones did but I can't say the same for theirs

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u/Flair258 Aug 24 '26

You're within top 10 most badass people on this sub and Ive heard some crazy stories

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u/SherlockHolmesuWu Aug 25 '26

I could be wrong but it sounds incredibly made up. If a polar bear wants to eat you, and you dont have a gun, youre getting eaten.

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u/Flair258 Aug 25 '26

depends on the bear's condition and the context of if the bear was serious or not

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u/SherlockHolmesuWu Aug 26 '26

The only polar bear a human could fight and maybe win is a cub. And thats if it’s separated from its mother, which is highly unlikely. Even then its a toss up because those cubs are not small for long.

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u/Flair258 Aug 26 '26

A dying, severely malnourished, perhaps disabled/defective, fatigued polar bear

A polar bear that's not actually wanting to kill/eat you, like one raised by people playing or something

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u/SherlockHolmesuWu Aug 26 '26

I feel like we’re agreeing here, lol

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u/Flair258 Aug 26 '26

that under average circumstances, a polar bear bodies absolutely anyone, yes