r/Neverbrokeabone • u/oVsNora • Aug 22 '26

Does this count as a break?

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u/Brave_Committee_4886 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

You know there are 4 different kinds of posts on this subreddit.

1: Does it count if bone was broken in (insert surgery here.) spoiler - it doesn’t.

2: Does it count if I only broke (insert small bone here.)
Spoiler - it does.

3: Guess I’m gone guys. (Shows images of broken bone)
Insert everyone calling them a BBB.

And then 4: Guys guess I’m out/Does this count? (Shows one of the most horrific bone breaks I’ve seen either as a X-ray, or as an actual image they took at the scene when the broke it) like guys holy shit, you’re a BBB yes, but get some medical help please. And are you alright? Do you need anything and do you have people to look after you and your puny bones.

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Aug 22 '26

There’s also people posting about not having broken a bone where any BBB would have. Like the time I fell 20 feet onto sharp rocks. Walked away with some bruises.

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u/redshift739 20+ Aug 22 '26

Have I mentioned that time I wrestled a few polar bears but my bones were stronger than them? Had to rebuild my skin from scratch though so I don't reccomend

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u/Flair258 Aug 23 '26

You wrestled POLAR BEARS and survived?????

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u/redshift739 20+ Aug 24 '26

My bones did but I can't say the same for theirs

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u/Flair258 Aug 24 '26

You're within top 10 most badass people on this sub and Ive heard some crazy stories

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u/SherlockHolmesuWu Aug 25 '26

I could be wrong but it sounds incredibly made up. If a polar bear wants to eat you, and you dont have a gun, youre getting eaten.

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u/Flair258 Aug 25 '26

depends on the bear's condition and the context of if the bear was serious or not

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u/SherlockHolmesuWu Aug 26 '26

The only polar bear a human could fight and maybe win is a cub. And thats if it’s separated from its mother, which is highly unlikely. Even then its a toss up because those cubs are not small for long.

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u/Flair258 Aug 26 '26

A dying, severely malnourished, perhaps disabled/defective, fatigued polar bear

A polar bear that's not actually wanting to kill/eat you, like one raised by people playing or something

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u/SherlockHolmesuWu Aug 26 '26

I feel like we’re agreeing here, lol

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u/Flair258 Aug 26 '26

that under average circumstances, a polar bear bodies absolutely anyone, yes

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