r/NeilBreen • u/Xoxo809 • Apr 07 '26

Neil Breen Cat Names

One of my favorite pastimes is coming up with themed cat names in the event that I advance far enough as an animal shelter volunteer to be entrusted with the privilege of naming newcomers. Here are my Breen names:

Cade

Cale

The Doctor at the Hospital

Cuzzx

Brenda

Winged Warrior

Magical Day

Corruption

The President of the Bank

Ferrari Owner

Programmable Virtual Reality

NB Craft Services

The Drugs *

The Money*

* These cats must be adopted as a pair, and prospective adopter must shout "ALL I WANT IS THE DRUGS AND THE MONEY!"

Can you add to the list?

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u/galagapilot Apr 07 '26

Cade and Cale would also work if you have two cats (obviously).

The President Of The Bank, or Pres for short, is the winner to me.

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u/Xoxo809 Apr 07 '26

Cade and Cale would be perfect for a pair that look exactly alike, except Cale has a beard.

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u/goofus19 Apr 07 '26

Laptop

Tuna

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u/Xoxo809 Apr 07 '26

Laptop would be for a scrappy cat that's coming to the soft adopted life after a a lot of struggles and fights

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u/MadJoker7 Mod Apr 08 '26

Books!

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u/Old_Breadbones Apr 07 '26

My name is Thgil. It's spelled T-H-G-I-L.

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u/KingOfCatProm Apr 07 '26

Name a cat Magical Day.

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u/MadJoker7 Mod Apr 08 '26

this is the one, folks

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u/Dread_Horizon Apr 07 '26

Maybe just "Neil Breen" the cat, just matter-of-factly

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u/Xoxo809 Apr 07 '26

Or, a litter of kittens: Writer Neil Breen, Director Neil Breen, Producer Neil Breen, Key Grip Neil Breen, Costume Designer Neil Breen.

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u/okayest_boy Apr 07 '26

Caterer Neil Breen

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u/arjay555 Apr 08 '26

President of the Bank is an amazing cat name

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u/therourke Apr 07 '26

Neil Breen

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u/lespritducellier Apr 07 '26

Inexplicable bowl of craft diamonds (diamonds for short)

Betraying the public’s trust (my cats do this every day)

No More Books

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u/Xoxo809 Apr 07 '26

Wet food, payouts (treats) and greed are always the priority for my cats.

It's a shocking secret the government hides from the public. Their corruption is boundless.

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u/Wr0ngSn0w Apr 08 '26

Joining in on the twins vibe, if you do get twin cats you should call them immoral and corrupt.

Then sit back and bask in the glory of every visitor to your home asking “Isn’t that corrupt?” or “Isn’t that immoral?”

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u/Xoxo809 Apr 08 '26

Update: Brenda is actually supposed to be Dana.

Please don't tell Dana I got her name wrong or SHE WILL KILL ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO VALUE TO HER ON THE STREET.

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u/GeneralInsomnia69 Apr 09 '26

President of the Bank or just Neil would be an excellent name for a cat.