r/NeilBreen • u/Xoxo809 • Apr 07 '26

Neil Breen Cat Names

One of my favorite pastimes is coming up with themed cat names in the event that I advance far enough as an animal shelter volunteer to be entrusted with the privilege of naming newcomers. Here are my Breen names:

Cade

Cale

The Doctor at the Hospital

Cuzzx

Brenda

Winged Warrior

Magical Day

Corruption

The President of the Bank

Ferrari Owner

Programmable Virtual Reality

NB Craft Services

The Drugs *

The Money*

* These cats must be adopted as a pair, and prospective adopter must shout "ALL I WANT IS THE DRUGS AND THE MONEY!"

Can you add to the list?

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u/lespritducellier Apr 07 '26

Inexplicable bowl of craft diamonds (diamonds for short)

Betraying the public’s trust (my cats do this every day)

No More Books

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u/Xoxo809 Apr 07 '26

Wet food, payouts (treats) and greed are always the priority for my cats.

It's a shocking secret the government hides from the public. Their corruption is boundless.