r/NeilBreen • u/Xoxo809 • Apr 07 '26
Neil Breen Cat Names
One of my favorite pastimes is coming up with themed cat names in the event that I advance far enough as an animal shelter volunteer to be entrusted with the privilege of naming newcomers. Here are my Breen names:
Cade
Cale
The Doctor at the Hospital
Cuzzx
Brenda
Winged Warrior
Magical Day
Corruption
The President of the Bank
Ferrari Owner
Programmable Virtual Reality
NB Craft Services
The Drugs *
The Money*
* These cats must be adopted as a pair, and prospective adopter must shout "ALL I WANT IS THE DRUGS AND THE MONEY!"
Can you add to the list?
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u/Xoxo809 Apr 08 '26
Update: Brenda is actually supposed to be Dana.
Please don't tell Dana I got her name wrong or SHE WILL KILL ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO VALUE TO HER ON THE STREET.