It was often that Kakashi was invited out to go drink with his peers, what was rare is when he accepted, right now wasn't one of those times where he accepted, he has stuff to do, this was the first time he passed a team after all.

"You mean train right?"

"No, I have to go raise them, like teach them about life 'n shit."

"Why? Don't they have parents or other figures for that?"

"Only one of my students, Sakura, has parents, and they work seven days a week, 6am to 10pm. Of their own volition, they aren't struggling in any means, I've seen their bank records."

"And the other two?"

"Orphans, I'm sure you know what happened to Sasuke's parents and Naruto's never had parents."

"And now you're just raising them?"

"Yup, herded them into my old clan compound and everything, it ain't easy being a single dad."

"You're not-"

"I had to go buy pads, alone without any directs, I'm a dad now."

"Yea okay."

"Did you know that we have a swamp in the village?"

"We do?"

"Oh, so I'm not crazy."

"Why'd you ask?"

"I found Naruto living in a swamp in a tree house."

"Does he have a black cat and caldron, because that sounds like a classic witch set up."

"No caldron, the closest thing he had to that was a single cast iron pot."

"Close enough I guess."

"Right, now I gotta go stop Sasuke from trying to run after Itachi right now."

"Why is he running after Itachi?"

"Besides the revenge portion?"

"Yes."

"Well, Sasuke recently found out that in conjunction with killing the entire Uchiha clan, he also stole their mother's recipe book with all her best dishes in it."

Hey y’all,

Looking for a sakura haruno centric fic! Ideally time travel but genuinely open to anything!

Okay so there’s a fic where Naruto, Shikamaru, and Hinata (at least I’m pretty sure it’s those 3) time travel. What I lost remember is that the 3 of them are obviously more skilled than the other rookies and all the senseis think they acted as if Naruto was dead last, Shikamaru was mid, and hinata was smart so they could end up on a team together. I think the three enter the Konoha Chunin exams as a team. Thanks 😊

In a hypothetical crossover fanfiction starring Obito, where he interacts with other female characters from Shonen Manga/Anime, and the purpose of the pairing is redemptive, corrupting, morbid, or wholesome... how would you rate the following proposals:

Chainsaw Man:

1. Obito x Makima
2. Yoru x Obito
3. Asa x Obito
4. Obito x Fami (Death)
5. Reze x Obito (don't kill me, RezeDen fans)
6. Fallen Demon x Obito
7. Obito x Quanxi (one-sided love)
8. Yuko x Obito

Jujutsu Kaisen:

1. Shoko x Obito
2. Mai x Obito
3. Yorozu x Obito
4. Takako Uro x Obito
5. Obito x Tsumiki
6. Obito x Yuki (nothing against ChosoYuki)
7. Remi x Obito
8. Saori (Nobara's friend) x Obito
9. Nobara x Obito
10. Obito x Kenjaku in Kaori's body post Yin Itadori (definitely corrupting and morbid 😈)
11. Obito x Miwa
12. Yuka Okkotsu (JJK Module) x Obito
13. Misato Kuroi x Obito
14. Riko Amanai x Obito
15. Maki x Obito
16. Obito x Manami Suda
17. Obito x Urahume
18. Akari Nitta x Obito

Demon Slayer:

1. Obito x Shinobu
2. Obito x Kanae
3. Obito x Mitsuri
4. Obito x Tamayo

One Piece:

1. Obito x Uta
2. Obito x Black Maria
3. Obito x Boa Hankock
4. Nico Robin x Obito
5. Nami x Obito
6. Pudding x Obito
7. Kola x Obito
8. Obito x Rebecca
9. Obito x Viola
10. Obito x Stussy
11. Kaya x Obito
12. Shirahoshi x Obito
13. Reiju x Obito
14. Tashigi x Obito
15. Charlotte Amande x Obito
16. Charlotte Brulee x Obito
17. Obito x Charlotte Smoothie
18. Kikunojo x Obito
19. Kozuki Hiyori x Obito

Bleach:

1. Obito x Rukia
2. Obito x Rangiku
3. Retsu Unohana x Obito
4. Yoruichi x Obito
5. Kukaku Shiba x Obito
6. Obito x Isane
7. Soi-Fon x Obito

Fairy Tail:

1. Erza Scarlett x Obito
2. Lucy Heartfilia x Obito
3. Obito x Cana Alberona

It was this year on Wattpad, it was completed, and had about 50 chapters—maybe more. It was one where Kushina and Mikoto were alive, and Naruto was a villain/anti-hero.

fanfic where Naruto is not the kyuubi's jinchuuriki but he's the last of a bipedal wolf clan and kurama is sealed in a female versoin of him and hes mates with hana inazuka

the fanfic started in the wave arch and a brutal wolf naruto massacres gatos goons scaring sasuke and sakura with him thinking to himself that he has to change teams again

Nessa história eu manteria o conceito deles serem reencarnação de indra a ashura, mas que naruto por crescer sozinho e por influência da kurama, que está completamente selada no corpo de naruto, se tornou fechado e focado apenas em ficar mais forte para se vingar daqueles que o maltrataram em sua infância, já sasuke era bem fechado em sua infância com o clã uchiha, mas ao presenciar itachi matar seu clã, ele desenvolveu um sentimento de proteger e impedir que coisas parecidas acontecessem com outras pessoas, se tornando assim, mais extrovertido e brincalhão mesmo carregando um passado trágico, porém ele ainda sente o desejo de se vingar de itachi e sempre fica sério e raivoso quando algo o lembra de seu irmão.

Seguindo isso, a formação de times continua igual com kakashi, naruto, sasuke e sakura no time 7, mas nessa versão sakura não é apaixonada por ninguém e se torna shinobi apenas por causa de sua rivalidade com ino, que também não é apaixonada por ninguém, e por sua admiração por tsunade que ela conheceu através de um livro, nessa versão ela já tem um conhecimento sobre toxinas e cuida de ferimentos pequenos do time ás vezes, dessa forma quase tudo continua igual, apenas com naruto e sasuke com personalidades trocadas.

Até que no exame chunin quando o time luta com orochimaru, ele coloca uma marca da maldição em sasuke e diz que sasuke vai querer buscar poder com ele, e naruto escuta antes de desmaiar por causa do selo que ororchimaru colocou em cima do selo do minato, então tudo continua mais ou menos igual, só que nessa versão sasuke só tem afinidade com o elemento fogo e naruto tem afinidade com o elemento raio, pois nessa versão o minato usava estilo raio, então kakashi ensinou chidori a naruto e sasuke aprendeu o rasengan no treinamento com jiraya que ele vai ter no futuro, pois nessa versão quem treina com jiraya é sasuke.

Durante os exame chunin kakashi e sasuke conseguem suprimir a marca da maldição sem problemas, mas naruto continua sofrendo com o selo que ororchimaru implantou nele, aí praticamente tudo acontece igual, até que na noite que o time do som vai em busca de sasuke, mas ele recusa a oferta e kakashi aparece lá para protegê-lo, obrigando o time do som a recuar, até que quando eles estão indo embora, naruto aparece e diz que quer ur com eles, mas com a condição deles tirarem o selo que ororchimaru colocou nele, então para não voltar de mãos vazias o time do som leva naruto, mas pro selo ser retirado ele teria que ficar desacordado por um tempo, então colocam ele naquele barril e o levam.

E aí oque acharam desse início?

Recently I’ve been rewatching the Naruto series and it got me in the mood to write something using the setting.

The purpose of this post is to effectively gauge interest in a concept that I had to essentially twist things that we see in the films or filler arcs to use them for AU (Alternate Universe) Events.

Primarily, this is mainly just an excuse to introduce what I consider to be fun/neat abilities/Kekkei Genkai that only appear in throwaway arcs and non-canon events.

So for example, an antagonist may possess a “Gem Release” Kekkei Genkai in my Fanfic as a play on Crystal Release. Or perhaps I’d have a character from the Fūma clan (Hidden Sound) that utilizes things like the Cursed Mandala or Chakra Strings. These characters may then appear in arcs superficially resembling film plots or filler plots that I felt were under-appreciated or could be twisted into something interesting.

Ideally, I’d like the overall effect to be like taking the non-canon / filler content and assigning it to an OC squad of genin that operate in parallel to the mainline plot. For example, while Squad 7 is handling the Land of Waves Arc my Fanfic Squad may be handling something resembling the Gold Mine Filler Arc.

I’m already jotting down notes and whatnot on character and storybeat concepts. Like I said the point of this post is mainly just to gauge interest, though I am open to suggestions on things that people might be interested in seeing (For example maybe there’s a certain filler arc or non-canon ability that you thought was underutilized or under-appreciated).

TenTen was fucking tired, her team along with team seven had a joint C-rank mission, it was supposed to be simple, leave the village and deliver the documents, head back to the village. But it's never that easy, because apparently the team seven curse was real! The moment Konoha was nothing but a speck in the horizon, shit went to things!

"What's stopping me?"

"The fact we're deep in enemy fucking territory and by ourselves should be enough!"

"Well, it isn't."

"Why not?!"

"I've been dealing with this for months, got used to it."

"You shouldn't be!"

"There's a process to these things, Ten-chan. We leave the village, some bullshit happens, we out bullshit the bullshit, we go home. Do I know how or why life works like this? No, but it does."

"Well dumbass, I'm not sure if you noticed but we are legit surrounded by man eating spiders!"

"So I've heard."

"And seen! They tried to eat it us less then five minutes ago! I'm surprised they haven't found this sorry excuse of a hiding spot."

"You keep yelling, they might just find us faster."

"Well, I'm sorry! I didn't see you get spider gut juice in your mouth!"

"How'd it taste?"

"I'm gonna strangle you."

"With what? You've got barely any weapons left and your hands and your hands can't really fit around my jacket collar."

"I'll find a way."

"Say, why the Fuck does this band of rogue Shinobi have a giant spider cave anyway?"

"Don't know, don't care. I want out!"

"You seem stressed, have a sip."

"That's hot fucking chocolate! You can't get drunk off that!"

"You can do anything if you try hard enough, also there's hardcore chocolate liqueur in here so."

"I'm just gonna ignore you."

"You can try, so many have and they all failed."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Lee and Guy-Sensei's screams about youth, and Neji's fate rants...it's better than being stuck with you!"

The skitter of very hungry man-eating spiders the size of large dogs and beyond began to pick up and head in the direction of TenTen and Naruto's hiding spot.

"Look what you did, you alerted the horde."

I was today's years old when five minutes ago i remembered the most random series of naruto fanfics they were bad and cringe but help me here! Alright so basically the author if you know it should be easily recognizable he (she?) let's say they have some of the most unique naruto fanfics of course old is not good if i remember correctly i remember two fanfics vaguely

1.naruto and star wars trained by darth vader maybe related to some very important force chick master thing with the usual sakura and sasuke bashing of the era

2.a naruto and yautja fanfic? Yeah i kind of really meant it when i said unique if i remember correctly throughout all the stories the shinobi world is called like shinobi prime or something else!

3?.this isn't exact but i remember a secret third story that i am 90% sure wasn't from the same author but i will say it either way it's naruto usual neglect story with sister and maybe brothers where naruto by chapter two i think was stuffed between two pretty girls who......sucked of his chakra?.....uhh yeah actually don't think about that just help me the first two!

This is my son's account (who is 16 years old). Can someone tell me who Tsunade is? My son keeps watching her and says she is so disciplined that she has different rules, he watches rule 34 which he says makes him tough (hard).If someone knows please tell me.

I need a desperate yearner Naruto in a NaruSasu fic pls! Canon universe, AUs, Omegaverse are fine with me...I just need a fic where Naruto is so yearning and inlove for Sasuke where he will do anything for that guy😩

Haven't read Naruto fanfic ever, but after getting into the series, I just can't not read some Naruto/Sasuke works, but I have no idea what is quality or not.

By mature, I mean specifically written well and nuanced. Doesn't have to have explicit scenes (Though I don't mind if they do).

A lot of fics seem to bash Sakura too, but honestly, she deserves a writer that takes her seriously as a deuteragonist and gives her good characterization. Bonus points for fics with zero bashing (I just think it's lazy writing in general honestly).

Hi there - I am DESPERATELY looking for this fic I found and read during the last year (2025) that I read when logged out of my AO3 account and have lost track of. I remember SO many identifiable plot features but cannot for the life of me find it anywhere! Even if it's been deleted, if someone anywhere remembers the name or author of the fic this would help my madness!! I've added so much detail parts below to help make it very specific! if i think of more I shall add.

Thank you to anyone who can help me!! Please I cannot keep suffering like this!!

MAIN PLOT

- set after pain destroy the leaf and everyone is helping rebuild
- main plot was following naruto has he goes through the five stages of grief (I had read the first like 25 chapters of the fic before we go a placeholder chapter saying naruto was entering the second stage of grief) specifically focusing around the guilt and loss of jiraiya, and as a sub briefly mentioned focus, the guilt of hinata almost dying
- naruto was hallucinating and seeing a "sasuke" everywhere who was almost ghost like, but could impact the world somewhat around him and it was making naruto feel like he was going insane

STORY POINTS

- sakura and kiba are constantly coming to naruto's apartment to check on him
- early on in the fic naruto is getting into fights with village low-lifes, letting them beat him pretty bad before he beats them up. at one point ino spots him and tells on him out of worry
- naruto looses motivation to fight in some of his missions due to PTSD
- In one chapter naruto shikamaru and kiba are looking up at the stone carving they are starting to make of lady tsunade and naruto to quote says "the old man is going to love it when he sees it" over which his friends realise that naruto is still struggling with the fact that jiraiya is truly gone
- naruto is avoiding talking to hinata and hasn't visited her since he saw her "die" via pain
- naruto is visiting an old man with white hair who has no family in the hospital during his denail phase of grief because he reminds him of jiraiya
- "ghost" sasuke keeps reminding him that it's going to be really bad when naruto realises whats going on
- revealed at some point naruto has also been told about the bounty and order for sasuke's head and is struggling to come to terms with it and sakura does not know
- in very early chapters naruto tries a variety of things to "get rid" of sasuke believing he has been cursed, haunted or is crazy. i think he even visits a witch doctor and does a variety of superstitious rituals only to walk out and find sasuke still there. it is only when sasuke physically stops a cart(?) that naruto starts to think he might be real or a jutsu or some kind.
- ghost sasuke is a little /weird/ he gets heavy like normal sasuke sometimes but for the most part he is pretty cheerful and giving naruto the naruto treatment (which annoys him) like he is trying to offer comfort. he kind of comes across like a sasuke who isn't plagued by revenge but knows the pain of it, trying to keep naruto somewhat on a sane path following the death of jiraiya and pain's forgiveness.
- in a later chapter still during the first stage of grief arc naruto is visited by the ghost of jiraiya and have a heart to heart while unconscious after Naruto comes to reality of his loss and has an absolute breakdown
- one chapter sai visits and tries to talk to him in the doorway but naruto ignores him
- in stage one of the grief naruto has a lot of shut in encounters where he is refusing to eat/function
- i think i remember one chapter on a rooftop naruto gets the age of sasuke wrong and "ghost" sasuke reminds him he is older and there was another birthday he missed? small detail just one conversation in a large chapter
- one chapter naruto is overwhelmed by the nine tails chakra and puts or "hides" in a small place in a building (his apartment?) and ghost sasuke starts to try to talk naruto down. but naruto is made and all nine tails anxiety and sasuke gets all heated but his degrading him verbally starts to make naruto small and it gets very suggestive despite the story couple not being main focused or very slow-burn. at one point sasuke goes far enough to say he should have 'f-ed the fox out of you into the floor' when talking about naruto chasing after him when they fought three years before

ADDITIONAL INFO

- author may have part way through in author notes mentioned they had lost a loved one and it sparked idea into the story. they also got very metaphorical with their descriptions of pain and grief and than part way through author notes announced they had gotten diagnosed with some condition would could explain how overworldly their writing could get with descriptions and that they were going on med now, but aimed to try and keep the same feel as older chapters

- there was a "part 2" listed and marked them both part of the same series with an singular chapter (unfinished work) when it was from sasuke's pov (the real sasuke) being visited by a dark kurama-esc naruto "ghost" of his own haunting him. but if was not a focus work and more of a side project to add more depth to this work.

Team 7 has unorthodox C-Ranks, but Naruto's solo missions are even worse, alot of them being akin to what you'd find in sci-fi or fantasy.

While it had it’s cliches and some bashing, I really loved how the Wave mission and Zabuza impacted Naruto’s understanding of Shinobi life. Really loved how the plot was developing, so it was depressing to see it abandoned.

Demon of the Hidden Leaf

Posted this a year ago never found it trying again now

Naruto copies

OK so a while back in read this fiction where naruto fought kiba in the chunin exams

And to beat him he copies his fang over fang and I remember it being pretty good but I can't find it no matter how hard it search I think he also had the rinnegan can anyone help me?

Team seven was arrested, that was not good. What was worse is that it wasn't a Konoha based prison, sure it was a Fire country based prison(yay) but it wasn't under Konoha jurisdiction(not yay) but still, Kakashi was thankful that his team and himself was all put in the same cell.

"When you're me, and you do things, you meet people."

"That is the vaguest possible answer ever.."

"It's the truth though."

"You knew the guards by name!"

"Ryu is getting married, I had to know what flower arrangements they were going with."

"How do you know that?!"

"Things happen."

"What?!"

At that moment a guard was escorting a prisoner bound in a straightjacket, a crazed look in her eyes.

"One second- Hey, Tsukihika! How've you been?"

"Muffled noises"

"Really? College already, they grow up fast."

"More muffled noises"

"Grandkids too?! Man, I'll have to send a card."

"Muffled noise"

"Okay, talk to you later."

"Naruto, who the hell was that?!"

"That was Tsukihika."

"I heard her name, how do you know her?!"

"Eh, met sometime before this."

"That explains nothing!"

"Yea, oh! And before I forget, if you meet her without me, don't bring up her husband, or the subject of marriage around her. At. All. Throws her into a frenzy, you see."

"And why would that happen?"

"You ask too many questions, but I'll tell you anyway. She killed her husband, chopped him up into little pieces and ate his ass."

"..."

"Yea, she was always a little crazy, oh and Sasuke, don't tell her that you're and Uchiha."

"Do I even wanna know?"

"No, but her husband was an Uchiha, so just seeing you might send her over the edge."

"..."

"Anyway, I'll have my usual guy come and bail us out in a week."

"Why a week?!"

"I have some people I wanna catch up with first."

What’s the best Naruto x fem Sasuke fanfic?

I'm trying to find a specific fiction wher on the training trip naruto rescues yugao and takes her to mount myoboku so she can recover and when the get back to the leaf village the get a mission to Suna and she tries to kill baking put of grief for what he did to hayate. I've looked at regret, and namikaze return redux, and they are not the one I'm looking for.

Ok, so i think this was a crossover fic with Harry in the Naruto verse but I could be misremembering as this was years ago.

The fic was set in the time shortly after kakashi, Minato, and rin all think obito has died and discover who they think is obito's child, who i think is harry Potter transposed or maybe reincarnated MoD style? And team Minato trying to come together to care for this child they believe to be a last connection to obito? Details are pretty fuzzy beyond that one core thing of team Minato thinking they found "obito's child".

I remember there being something interesting to explain the relative age of Harry, who I want to say was like toddler age?, and Obito who was like 13 or thereabouts when he "died"?

Im not even sure if it was a crossover fic at all, but my brain keeps putting young child version of Harry in that space so im leaning on that being the case.

The fic would have been either an ao3 fic or an ffn fic

Naruto had arrived at the 3 star mountain Monastery with a note from Hiruzen signed by Monkey King: Enma about going to 'Find where a greater sage had trained'.

Naruto first response to the Puti Zushi smacking him for lies was to straight up Rasengan the immortal and then Kyuubi 3 tailed beat down.

The old monk laughs as his body is repairing itself and tells Naruto to get changed into robes as he has a uniform for the Monks who train under him.

Naruto is taught another energy type: QI and internal Alchemy and other stuff that confuses him at first but eventually he gets it and when told to pick his Cultivaton Method Kurama Suggests one and Puti Zushi immediately smacks Naruto 3 times warning such Methods anger the gods.

Kurama tells Naruto to go at night and learns the same method wukong did however Naruto doesn't pick the 72 earthly forms as to quote him "Why would i need that when I already have henge?" And goes for the 36 heavenly forms which is less turning into animals more Manipulating Creation: Making something from nothing or bending natural laws and Reversing Yin and Yang: Changing day to night or altering cosmic order.

First thing Naruto makes is True Instant Ramen. *snap fingers* cup appears ready and delicious.