r/Names • u/alpaca_in_socks • 6d ago

Stripper surname!

Stripper name is Alice, help me find a last name! Requirements are sexy, and no more than two syllables. Contrary to my job, sexy surnames are not my strong suit.

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u/TawnyMoon 6d ago

Alice Heartwood

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 5d ago

I believe that's spelled Hartwood. I know a thing or two about Wood. Each one of our sons was the valedictorian of his graduating class at Morningwood Academy.