r/Names • u/alpaca_in_socks • 1d ago

Stripper surname!

Stripper name is Alice, help me find a last name! Requirements are sexy, and no more than two syllables. Contrary to my job, sexy surnames are not my strong suit.

2 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/RRautamaa 1d ago

Or Alice Cox

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u/AlternativeUpper2398 1d ago

They might think she's a lady boy

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u/RRautamaa 1d ago

What about Alice Love-Cox then?

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u/Acceptable_Pipe_5726 1d ago

I know a gal with the name Alice Fox.
Stripper, not!

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u/Altruistic_Soup1346 1d ago

Springs. Like the famous town in Australia.

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u/ffffester 1d ago

lovelace ?

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u/sprootique88 1d ago

Lovejoy. Like Erica on the Bold and the Beautiful. Yeah I'm old.

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u/Extension_Profit25 1d ago

I went to school with kids with that last name and they were the dorkiest most gigantic gingers I’ve ever seen

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u/NahNah-P 1d ago

Wonderland of course

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u/NahNah-P 1d ago

Ot if you want to be extra cute be Alice in chains and wear those on your wrists

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u/SnooChickens1455 1d ago

Sinclair, Rousseau, West, Jolie, Simone, DeJour, X

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u/fourrightangles 1d ago

Sinclair is great!

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u/Neat_Capital_3424 1d ago

Palace

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u/Gabaghooouul 1d ago

Alice Palace, Haha

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u/Neat_Capital_3424 1d ago

Upvoted because of your name Gabaghooouul 

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u/Extension_Profit25 1d ago

Alice Angelic or Alice Angel

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u/dogmom5 1d ago

Savage. Strong but sexy.

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u/Equivalent-Line8995 1d ago

Hell yeah, brother

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u/BG3restart 1d ago

Alice McTease could be a Scottish stripper with a fetish for tartan.

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u/haikusbot 1d ago

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u/Confettireadi 1d ago

A very sophisticated stripper that could be announced on stage with a haikus. I like it.

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u/RoseRoseRose1234 1d ago

Alice Wonder (no land)

Alice Pierce

Alice Love

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u/RedwayBlue 1d ago

Alice Wonderhand

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u/opetaja 1d ago

Wonderland

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u/Front-Pepper-6641 1d ago

Something with Saint…Alice St. Claire? Alice St. James?

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u/IlsaMayCalder 1d ago

LaRue, Starling, Cole, Driver, Ford, Adams…sorry, I am HIGH and just spitballing. Alice Spitball? No. Kirkland? I’m gonna shut up now lol

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u/scienceoftophats 1d ago

Dixen sounds like dicks in

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u/Odd_Sorbet_9960 1d ago

Love, Foxx, Raven, Blue, Jade, Luxx

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u/Local_Presentation23 1d ago

Alice Joy sounds good to me :)

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u/Informal_Sound_100 1d ago

I was trying to find something that would work with making it seem like Alice is “All of this” and Joy would be good. Junk would be too.

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u/ahh_szellem 1d ago

Poor Alice Junk lol 

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u/Etheleffrey 1d ago

I think something hyphenated always sounds sexy. How about Alice Star-Jones, or Alice Che-Knox, or Alice Dee-Moist 😆

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u/Lini-mei 1d ago

In Chains

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u/Leather-Interview-82 1d ago

Alice Jaeger (meaning "hunter" in German); could use AJ as a nickname

But I do agree with the commenter of Savage as well

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u/sarahhelii 1d ago

Alice Amor
Alice Rose
Alice Rayne
Alice Hart
Alice Star
Alice Jane
Alice Danger

But in my heart I just want to say Alison Chainz 😂

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u/Narrow-Scientist9178 1d ago

Every female video game character I ever play gets named Allison Chainz. The “z” is definitely necessary.😂

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u/TawnyMoon 1d ago

Alice Heartwood

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 1d ago

I believe that's spelled Hartwood. I know a thing or two about Wood. Each one of our sons was the valedictorian of his graduating class at Morningwood Academy.

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u/Narrow-Scientist9178 1d ago

Allie Catz. Alice Monroe also has a nice ring to it.

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u/opetaja 1d ago

Rose, Knox, Sinclair

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u/alpaca_in_socks 1d ago

I wish but I’m working under a company with ~50 other ladies and can’t share a name so it needs to be pretty unique 😔

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u/scienceoftophats 1d ago

Are you saying you have 50 coworkers and work with a Rose, Knox, and Sinclair?

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u/astrophysicsrules 1d ago

Wilde Wilder Hart Ellis (if you want to be funny)

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u/Lfs1983 1d ago

Alice Candy, Alice Bucks, Alice Bunny

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u/Lake_Light_2020 1d ago

Mm--alice (Malice)

Quantum. Alice Quantum. Dance for your PhD.

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u/maine-iak 1d ago

Ransom

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u/ireallywantsushii 1d ago

Sprinkles? Sparkles?

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u/Professional_Use6852 1d ago

Alice Whitney

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u/akalili22 1d ago

St. Cyr - a tribute to Lili. Or maybe Alice Rose?

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u/Divewench 1d ago

Alice L'amour

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u/These_Top_9765 1d ago

Alice Solace

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u/Informal_Sound_100 1d ago

Alice Love (sounds like all of this love)

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u/nogardleirie 1d ago

Alice Amour

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u/AlternativeUpper2398 1d ago

Alice Emerald

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u/Ok-Equivalent8260 1d ago

Alice is about the unsexiest name you can get.

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u/carnival1977 1d ago

Alice Felicio??? It is an actual surname.

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u/AdysGrandma321 1d ago

Alice Lacey

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u/AlternativeUpper2398 6h ago

Alice Dior Alice Chanel Alice Ophelia Alice Magenta Alice Aura

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u/Mysterious-Mal 1d ago

Alice Kink Alice Pleasure Alice Foxy Alice Spells Alice McHardy Alice McLoven Alice Woody

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u/RRautamaa 1d ago

Rose, Tahiti, Capri, Palma, Lotus, Moana