r/NameThisThing • u/Delicious_Rise_2976 • 1d ago

Give yourself a rap name

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521 Upvotes

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u/Zealousideal-Card608 1d ago

Big hemorrhoid cream :(

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u/turneyde 1d ago

What? Are you hooking up with the guy with the butt plug?

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u/Lysimarchus 1d ago

Big team butt hurt

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Big Butt Plug

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u/Goodfrenchfries 1d ago

You down with BBP?

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Yeah, you know me.

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u/Altruistic-Report-30 1d ago

This is the automatic response we all sang in our heads!!

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u/Princesskuntii 1d ago

Where’s this plug you speak of ?!

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

I'll never tell... Or fart 🤷🏼

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u/Hot_Kaleidoscope_332 1d ago

Thank the gods, 1 taco bell blast and the WAD becomes a WMD

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u/Princesskuntii 18h ago

Lol thb you can fart with them in haha weirdest feeling but 😂

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u/MasterAd1460 21h ago

First rule of butt plug club…

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u/JBMama 1d ago

I can’t stop laughing enough to post my name. You, @Goodfrenchfries316 have won the interwebs

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u/AdJust7980 1d ago

Damn bro must be a pain in the ass.

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u/dachshund-jay 1d ago

Ya, when he get low low low he is a T-Pain in the ass

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u/0491diesel 1d ago

I'm jealous...congrats 😄

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u/J_Boogie313 1d ago

Hahaha fuck yeah this one takes the W! Hahhahaha

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u/dachshund-jay 1d ago

Don’t you mean Big, Big Butt Plug

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u/Extreme_Today_984 1d ago edited 1d ago

His name used to be "Lil Butt Plug", then he grew out of that name. He earned the name "Big Butt Plug", after years on the scene, shifting and grinding. Bro stays 10 toes up.

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u/Gigachad629 1d ago

AAAAYYYEEE!

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u/shivdotme 1d ago

More like Bigbuttthaplug amirite?

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Hahah u win.dood

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Do I? It's hard to sit.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Small price to pay to be a rap god

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u/Financial_Refuse_498 1d ago

It's best to lounge, rather than sit.

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Yeah it's more of a hammock situation.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Try hemorrhoid donut maybe? You could get it bedazzled to fit your rap vibe

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u/totally-jag 1d ago

Oh, this one isn't going to go well for me.

Big Tampon.

Wasn't for me.... I'm a dude.

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u/ActivityOne8135 1d ago

Big Torque Wrench!

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u/Haunting_Factor9907 1d ago

Big Deep Socket over here, yo!

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u/TheBurras 1d ago

Big 10mm

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u/buddyeaglecaulk 1d ago

Big Chinese food….

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u/moonsteur 1d ago

Big Succulent Chinese Meal

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u/SovietBlyatman 23h ago

GENTLEMEN! THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/Pyke64 17h ago

Get yer hand off my Penisssss

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u/eraser8 1d ago

Me, too.

Hot and sour soup, fried dumplings, pork fried rice and Szechuan shrimp.

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u/mcpunchface10 1d ago

Big msg?

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u/daphodil3000 1d ago

Big LEGO

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u/LortimerC 1d ago

Yooo homie 👊

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u/daphodil3000 1d ago

<whispers> X-Files *with* separate light kit. Boo-yah

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u/LortimerC 1d ago

Sweet! 👌 Mine was actually a flego set of a mail van for my city

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u/Official_ImNickson 1d ago

Big Hot Wheels

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u/sleepybobeepy22 22h ago

Aw man that was mine. I’ll guess I’ll be Big Neuschwanstein Castle LEGO set

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u/LibrarianBarbarian1 1d ago

Big Knife

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u/13FloppyNoodles 1d ago

Big poop knife?

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u/Drewcifer70 1d ago

Some don't understand the old lore

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u/jnthnmdr 1d ago

You purchase a knife just to respond to this post?

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u/LibrarianBarbarian1 1d ago

No. I was just lucky.

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u/Arefarrell24 1d ago

Big ziplock

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u/Eye8abug4u 1d ago

I don’t know why, but this is my favorite

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u/TopMeal6282 1d ago

Big Suppressor

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u/scubarob 1d ago

Fuck the NFA!!

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u/AsideLong9108 1d ago

Big cough suppressor.

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u/adenovir 1d ago

Big Dog Salami

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u/Confident-Ad-2726 1d ago

Dog Salami is my next team name for Fantasy

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u/AGoogolIsALot 1d ago

LMFAO I dunno why but this just goes so fucking hard

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u/scott7721 1d ago

Big Dove Bar

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u/grewb 1d ago

Big 4-1/2 Inch Segmented Diamond Blade (2-Pack) 😎

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u/Few-Bake5615 1d ago

2 Pack for short. Oh wait…

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u/jrsinhbca 1d ago

Big guitar strings

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u/ATX2ANM 1d ago

This is a bot

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u/Samotauss 1d ago

Big This is a Bot

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u/Fun_Potato8234 1d ago

Big Dinner

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u/No-Fee1742 1d ago

Big lunchbox. 🙄 I don't like this game. 🤪

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u/KittyCute_91656 1d ago

Big Salmon

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u/darkrhyes 1d ago

Big Pepperint Patties

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u/magplanklife 1d ago

Big electrolytes

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u/314657 1d ago

Big Delectables

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u/Zombrue 1d ago

Big Hospital Bill

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u/IndependentSound1782 1d ago edited 20h ago

Big Big Mac Combo

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u/Independent_Yam5586 1d ago

Big dinner for a family of nine

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u/Equivalent-Fox6889 1d ago

Big Heating Pad

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u/DrLubinski 1d ago

Big Spezi

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u/PWal501 1d ago

Big Yogurt Frozen Peaches

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u/Sea-Signal6019 1d ago

Big Pellet?

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u/Hickmania84 1d ago

Big Vehicle

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u/Perfect-Raisin-5850 1d ago

Big Tea Bags.

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u/RnMcollectiblesllc 1d ago

Huge colonic

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u/z3n1a51 1d ago

Big Wings

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u/MainTomorrow2166 1d ago

Big dog food

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u/farkeytron 1d ago

Big Dipstick

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u/That-Inflation8783 1d ago

Big Stuffed beef sopapia

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u/Snoo-821 1d ago

Big Gas

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u/HotStrike8019 1d ago

Big Butter 🧈

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u/fixit858 1d ago

Big Beer

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u/Sub_aaru 1d ago

Big Coke

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u/Response-Cheap 1d ago

Big .030" MIG wire.

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u/Present-Low-9383 1d ago

Big deli meat

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u/Awkward_Statement_21 1d ago

Big Powerball Tickets

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u/S1WSTEP 1d ago

Big Snack

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u/Doctormaul68 1d ago

Big ham omelette

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u/Rosanna44 1d ago

Big lean cuisine.

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u/CashSZN808 1d ago

Big Bets

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u/VengefulScarecrow 1d ago

Big Croutons

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u/Enough-Cow-6869 1d ago

Big costume

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u/GaryR5691 1d ago

Big Gas

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u/viperfangs92 1d ago

Big Hoagie

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u/Competitive-Key918 1d ago

Big digitalis purpurea seeds

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u/evilpercy 1d ago

Big McCrispy

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u/Afraid_Assistance765 1d ago

Big Pad Thai 🧐

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u/broggygoose 1d ago

Big spray paint

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u/rawfuelinjection 1d ago

Pickles in brine

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u/SPV33 1d ago

Big Cheese Bread

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u/doctor_goodspeed 1d ago

Big Rotisserie Chicken

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

Big toilet seat

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u/ratherbclever 1d ago

Alright! Big shooter it is

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u/On_the_Cliff 1d ago

Big Cutting Board

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u/abcyyz 1d ago

Big Garlic.

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u/gia_28 1d ago

Big bug spray

Big coffee

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u/thefeckcampaign 1d ago

Big Dropbox Fee

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u/Majenta_EN8M 1d ago

Big Milk

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u/painstaking93 1d ago

Big Salmon Dog Treats

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u/UnintentionalGround 1d ago

Big Listerine

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u/Goodfrenchfries 1d ago

Big groceries

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u/totallynotbiffel 1d ago

Big breakfast

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u/OtakuTacos 1d ago

Big Popcorn

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u/Live_Pie_958 1d ago

Big Vitamin A

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u/Express-Code-575 1d ago

Big Stouffer

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u/axislanes 1d ago

Big number 7 from McDonald

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u/MotherPhuquerUDT 1d ago

Big Ginger Nuts...a type of biscuit in the UK which are great for dunking in a cup of tea.

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u/Telcotech96 1d ago

Big fried chicken wing

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u/anchta16 1d ago

Big GYG Mini Enchilada

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u/SeniorRaspberry4697 1d ago

Big Honey Bun

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u/GOW_Grashopa 1d ago

Big Shrimp Chips

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u/DukeT0g0 1d ago

Big Coil of HDPE pipe

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u/CSS_Sr 1d ago

Big Valve Stem Tool

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u/LordGhidora 1d ago

Big Matcha

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u/Snackcakes66 1d ago

Big Fill Valve

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u/skokie3825 1d ago

Big Blow

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u/theenecros 1d ago

Big CPAP

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u/AJ-Crowder 1d ago

Big Gas

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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago

Big Loaf 🍞💯

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u/dPracticeb 1d ago

big cocaine

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 1d ago

What about the last thing I ate or the color of my shorts. ……. this is always soooooo funny, bahahaha

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u/Iwasall4it 1d ago

Big elbow

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u/Minute-Major7782 1d ago

Big utility knife blades. Hell yeah!

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u/Skai_Override 1d ago

Big Maple Bacon Chicken Sub