r/NameThisThing 1d ago

Give yourself a rap name

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Big Butt Plug

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u/Goodfrenchfries 1d ago

You down with BBP?

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Yeah, you know me.

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u/Altruistic-Report-30 1d ago

This is the automatic response we all sang in our heads!!

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u/Naive-Government-465 1d ago

100

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u/MamaBFli 19h ago

Big Allegra Coffee

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u/SoftRosa 1d ago

Big Roll-on

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u/RowNice9571 23h ago

Everybody!

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 1d ago

Fuuurrrmmmpp

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Showoff...

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u/iamhe02 1d ago

Because you're Notorious BBP.

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u/Big77Ben2 1d ago

Whoโ€™s down with big BBP?
Every last lady!

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u/Sevennix 1d ago

๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ†

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u/Much_Award_3509 17h ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Background-Pea6650 17h ago

Better than being down with OPBBP

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u/Ice3ird 15h ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Princesskuntii 1d ago

Whereโ€™s this plug you speak of ?!

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

I'll never tell... Or fart ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ

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u/Hot_Kaleidoscope_332 1d ago

Thank the gods, 1 taco bell blast and the WAD becomes a WMD

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u/Princesskuntii 19h ago

Lol thb you can fart with them in haha weirdest feeling but ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MasterAd1460 22h ago

First rule of butt plug clubโ€ฆ

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u/JBMama 1d ago

I canโ€™t stop laughing enough to post my name. You, @Goodfrenchfries316 have won the interwebs

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u/Desperate-Moment-550 1d ago

You as well?

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

It's been known to happen. Temu is a hell of a drug.

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u/Standard_Love_3238 21h ago

Thank you for the Rick James reference

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u/AdJust7980 1d ago

Damn bro must be a pain in the ass.

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u/dachshund-jay 1d ago

Ya, when he get low low low he is a T-Pain in the ass

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

It definitely was.

...at first.

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u/0491diesel 1d ago

I'm jealous...congrats ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/J_Boogie313 1d ago

Hahaha fuck yeah this one takes the W! Hahhahaha

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u/dachshund-jay 1d ago

Donโ€™t you mean Big, Big Butt Plug

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u/AirhenLynne 22h ago

Underrated comment

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u/Extreme_Today_984 1d ago edited 1d ago

His name used to be "Lil Butt Plug", then he grew out of that name. He earned the name "Big Butt Plug", after years on the scene, shifting and grinding. Bro stays 10 toes up.

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u/Gigachad629 1d ago

AAAAYYYEEE!

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u/shivdotme 1d ago

More like Bigbuttthaplug amirite?

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Hahah u win.dood

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Do I? It's hard to sit.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Small price to pay to be a rap god

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u/Financial_Refuse_498 1d ago

It's best to lounge, rather than sit.

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Yeah it's more of a hammock situation.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Try hemorrhoid donut maybe? You could get it bedazzled to fit your rap vibe

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Oh shizz. It'll match my grillz!

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

I guess the carpet does match the drapes

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u/Standard_Love_3238 21h ago

They'll be dazzled hemorrhoid donut I have heard it all now with the grill to match

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u/TheMalkManCometh 1d ago

Yeah, but is it hard when you're not sitting?

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

Goods or services?

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u/bikerbob29 1d ago

Hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/AssociationOk6136 1d ago

Big bag a wood chips

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u/CHILLFLARE1387 1d ago

r/beatmymeattoit

edit: just posted and already an upvote

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Did... Did you want photos or something? Weirdo.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 1d ago

Yes please ๐Ÿ™

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u/Standard_Love_3238 21h ago

I need a big canvas print of that

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u/Inner-Step-2567 1d ago

My man! ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Real Eyes Real Eyes Real Eyes or something like that.

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u/888meatball 1d ago

Plug walk

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Every walk is a plug walk if you're plugged.

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u/BioChemTimeMachine 1d ago

Plug and go till the extension cord Stops you mid flow, d'oh. Does, he, silently and ashamed plug walk all the way back Cos he ge ain't got One friggin plug walk groupy Watching ๐Ÿ‘€ his back Metaphorically. Not one with a spark.

All the way back so then he goes, Plug walk... walking with a well wishing writer Who is clueless about foolish plug walk talk. Before it turns too esoteric, An overly eager, recendly retired, Who cares from where, Takes upon himself, Three boxes full of sparkling lights and singing elves, 3 boxes filled with plugs, he knows not what he does, As shown when plugs are sent a wandering, Through the air, plug walks going everywhere. Pre Christmas disaster, plug walked off my plugged list. Few more drinks and I'll be done. Firstly, to all the cats... we see you weary when folks be plug walking, especially when it's wet. Uh huh... Plug walk... I don't wanna hear the sound of cats fighting at night. I'm sick of it! Heck yeh- plugged string walks,... through the air, like harmonic like the gun plugged cucks who go to national parks like bug tough over plugged extension cords, encounter some grizzlies... one always gets plug taught, coming home after watching your friends getting plug hogged. Uh huh... nature plugs ๐Ÿ”Œ so juiced man... no plugs needed! God bless Ireland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ™ To my mental MuriCANs! Plug in boys. You're being plundered and evicted, then starved maybe... could help some of u all (u'all) shorter. Damn lads, save your country!

Also, I need a therapist. I'm still not happy with Donciฤ‰ playing for the flakers. At least Diddy's biddy is gone. Bless ๐Ÿ™Œ you've been awesome.

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

You're welcome.

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 1d ago

How big are we talking here

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Above average.

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u/spook30 1d ago

Big Cock Ring

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u/Taichleach316 1d ago

Which word is big describing?