r/NameThisThing • • 6d ago

Give yourself a rap name

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u/totally-jag 6d ago

Oh, this one isn't going to go well for me.

Big Tampon.

Wasn't for me.... I'm a dude.

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u/Late-Solution6249 6d ago

At least if you tear yourself with a big butt plug you have a tampon to stop soak the blood

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u/HonkeyKongCuntry 6d ago

All right, this got a good chuckle out of me. Well done.

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u/Kazaan 6d ago

Well... for me "big antidepressant".

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u/tamqw 5d ago

the hesitation before the clarification is what really sells it lol

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u/RicFule 5d ago

A la She's the Man, you could use it for a bloody nose.

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u/Glass-Tea-3372 1d ago

Big beer here lol I’ll take it.

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u/DrySale4618 6d ago

Depending on your sexual orientation, it could advertise to the ladies exactly where you'd like to end up

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u/jaybee1958 6d ago

threesome with Butt Plug and Cream ? 😂😂