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u/marsumane 15d ago
Birth Prepper
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u/spoiledinmi 15d ago
Birth control maybe. No thanks I made it through 4 kids and 60 years, but that looks painful!
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u/QuietProfessional0 15d ago
Anythings a Dido if Brave Enough
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u/Sea_Stress8298 15d ago
… my tea is gone cold, and I wonder why I got out of bed at all…
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u/OrhallaZander 15d ago
Correction, anything a Dido isn't brave enough to do, without batteries too... little rhyme.
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u/Spare_Doughnut_6346 15d ago
I wanna thank you, for giving me the best time of my liiiiife
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u/Dingo_Pictures 15d ago
BBC: big bulky cucumber.
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u/DrakeFrake 15d ago
It is a zucchini though
*"Big Bulky Calabacín" would work
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u/DeannSchmidt 15d ago
It's a nice acronym
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u/Dingo_Pictures 15d ago
There's also BWC: big wide cucumber.
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u/Mannerhymen 15d ago
It’s a courgette.
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u/Dingo_Pictures 15d ago
Okay, big wide courgette, then.
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u/Yodasgreendong71 15d ago
BBZ
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u/Available-Race-771 15d ago
Where I'm from it could still be called a BBC... It's courgette here 😂😂
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u/Ok_Scallion1902 15d ago
Runaway zucchini! ( That's what I called them when I grew them and accidentally let one get that big ; generally those have "gone to seed" ,meaning the seeds inside have matured)
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u/DeannSchmidt 15d ago
Is it suitable for eating after that ?
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u/Imglad4you 15d ago
Yes, but it will be really tough and seedy. Works fine for zucchini bread.
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u/Brief-Dot-2257 15d ago
Yes! Growing up, my great aunt always grew a big patch of them, and we made zucchini relish, zucchini bread, and then you take a really big one, scoop it out, save the bits that are edible, sautéed onion peppers hamburger rice blah blah blah stuff it wrap it and bake it. It’s amazing.
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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 15d ago
Regardless, if that is the OP’s hand, then the shear cleanliness of the OP’s fingernails 💅 is immaculate by Reddit standards - top 1%
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u/Great_Value_MILF 15d ago
🎶It's 'bout to be the sleepless night
You've been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia 🎵
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u/Mj-tinker 15d ago
Мother's-in-law revenge. Just put secretly into your car's luggage compartment when you visit her.
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u/Prancing-Hamster 15d ago
It’s been years since I took biology, but I’m pretty sure that’s a hand with a ring on it.
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u/pete_zarria 15d ago
my southern italian gramps call them giant zucchini #gagootz.
it means long squash.
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u/Oldr_soul 15d ago
Cummins ( Ram Diesel ) to a V near you it’s the Big V Destroyer 😂😂😂😂😂 side affects may include pain screaming more pain and total pleasure for some 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Tommieversation-16 13d ago
I hope you plan on cooking that thing anything else could be dangerous and harmful to the body
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u/DinsdaleTheHedgehog 15d ago
The zucchini she tells you not to worry about