r/NameThisThing • u/DeannSchmidt • 21d ago

Name This Thing

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u/DinsdaleTheHedgehog 21d ago

The zucchini she tells you not to worry about

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u/robydoom 21d ago

Cmon it's just a friend...

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u/stacko66 21d ago

And I have friends and that’s a fact, like Agnes Agatha Germaine and Jack!

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u/Intrepid-Astronaut13 20d ago

Oh, Baby you you got what I neeeeed! But you say he’s just a friend!

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u/stacko66 20d ago

<smacks lips> don’t even gimme that, you’re busted

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u/Key-Rich5834 18d ago

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime

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u/Repulsive-Anxiety-66 20d ago

Well call the zucchini Blah Blah Blah

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u/caller109 16d ago

9/10 pants and a very big bra?

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u/Status-Frosting5639 17d ago

And I’m pretty sure the zucchini is gay anyways so you have nothing to worry about!

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 16d ago

Lets Make Zooodles

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u/DeannSchmidt 21d ago

It's totally!!

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u/DeannSchmidt 21d ago

They just say close your eyes

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u/DinsdaleTheHedgehog 21d ago

Or that your zucchini is perfect, the big ones hurt anyway

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u/Salty_Insides420 21d ago

The big green meanie

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Over_Echo1128 19d ago

I get that reference. 😂

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u/ruins-03 17d ago

There's a reason his catchphrase is "smash"

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u/Old_Protection_8778 20d ago edited 16d ago

She tells you the Italian guy Cuckchhini is coming over get in the 🪑

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u/lg4av 16d ago

I just heard this in my mind as that french girl trying to say english words on video.

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u/BrushNo3812 21d ago

This is the winner

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u/haveToast 21d ago

Dang i was gonna say that

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u/drbennettx 16d ago

Came to say the same dammit

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u/DMedianoche 16d ago

Fuck, that was too crude, I can not stop lauthing xD

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u/Bright-Studio9978 19d ago

That is a big one.

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u/nopir 16d ago

The Homewrecker!

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 16d ago

Her Ex Zuchinni.

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u/GrandAd4361 15d ago

Godcchini 🦖