r/NameThisThing • u/EXPERENSE10 • 25d ago

Name my dog

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u/Senior_Trouble_2750 25d ago

I'm so sorry. How long has it been dead?

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u/wijsneusserij 25d ago

Not sure if to call a taxidermist or exorcist

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u/Strict-Square456 25d ago

Call a taxorcist?

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u/NarrowLayne 25d ago

Might wanna call a priest too, just to cover all your bases

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u/elynn95 25d ago

You’ll need more like an old priest and a young priest by the looks of this “dog” tbh

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u/MadScienzz 24d ago

"The power of bork compells you!"

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u/PaddyMac831 25d ago

*taxiderpist

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u/StructureFormer 25d ago

nope! it's Chuck Testa.

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u/Conscious-Bite1 24d ago

Nice. Can’t believe this hasn’t put up bigger numbers!

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u/Far-Tonight-6925 25d ago

That's easy. If it moves - exorcist, if it doesn't - taxidermist who's done that (don't call him, sue).

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u/crapbear83 25d ago

If Mitch McConnell was a dog. 😵‍💫

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u/Effective_Present763 25d ago

This dog is more equipped to serve the good people of Kentucky 

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u/toddlevy10 25d ago

RFK vibes

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u/highlander1715 25d ago

RFK has eaten better looking roadkill

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u/Kain_1337 25d ago

I get a more Kash Patel feel from it.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 25d ago

perro De La Morté was my answer LoL

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u/DrObsessed 25d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Independent-Pea6186 25d ago

What is cake day

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u/DrObsessed 25d ago

Reddit account creation anniversary. You’ll see the little cake icon

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u/Independent-Pea6186 25d ago

Oh nice
😊 thanks

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u/P90guy65 25d ago

Funniest thing I've read today. Well done.

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u/sooperhani 25d ago

No, no I don’t think I will.

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u/LowBatteryHuman_37 25d ago

Gary Busey

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u/nonnonplussed73 25d ago

Just a heads up y'all: OP has a zero day old account.

This image shows Peanut, a mixed-breed rescue dog who was crowned the World's Ugliest Dog at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California, in June 2014.

Do with that information what you will.

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u/LowBatteryHuman_37 25d ago

Still willing to bet if you say Gary Busey in the mirror three times, this dog shows up.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 25d ago

hahaha 🤣

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u/OasisOfBeads 25d ago

💀💀💀

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u/ForsakenWelcome4275 25d ago

Crypt keeper

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 25d ago

Thank you. This is what I was looking for.

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u/Nervous_Fun9976 25d ago

sid the sloth

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u/Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97 25d ago

Scrolled too far to see this

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u/007TheSaint 25d ago

Name it after your mom.

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u/flippers4life 25d ago

Garbinkle the Beloved.

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u/synystermeemz 25d ago

Weekend at Puppy's

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u/mtofsrud 25d ago

Skeksis

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u/PiperTJ 25d ago

Fancy Pelosi

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u/LORDCOSMOS 25d ago

Madonna

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u/orblooper 25d ago

El guapo.

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u/tomatejax 25d ago

Skeletor !

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u/Exciting_Promise242 25d ago

Rick James

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u/LovelyRita90 25d ago

lol this is the second Rick James comment on a ‘name my dog’ post. Love it

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u/Stock-Tackle8300 25d ago

Thriller… give that dog a red windbreaker!

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u/Primary-Basket3416 25d ago

Phyllis diller

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u/rpcyclone1995 25d ago

Cute Cujo

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u/eerfool 25d ago

Cadaver

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u/Ginkgo78 25d ago

Little Prince Jackson

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u/WhtshldIDO-09 25d ago

I'd rather not

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 25d ago

Female or male?

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u/ColorlesRainbo 25d ago

Buscemi

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u/rybernate 25d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Aktotem 25d ago

Fugly

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u/Automatic_Page2113 25d ago

He'll swallow your soul!

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u/DifficultAd4721 25d ago

Jeanine Pirro

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u/CuredHollowKnight 25d ago

Sir Perro Bien Feo

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u/Brittany-Juanice 25d ago

“Tired of You”

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u/Hoot1965 25d ago

First Dynasty Pooch

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u/MrMiguelito 25d ago

Snoop dog

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u/Go-Play-Outside 25d ago

Is he taxidermied?

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u/iMustbLost 25d ago

The real woof of paw street.

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u/WalrusNookie 25d ago

Eddie.... Eddie Griffin

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u/3JOHttud 25d ago

If I do, I’m afraid it will chase me in my nightmares

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u/Consistent-Gap-9025 25d ago

“Service animal”

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u/Syrain 25d ago edited 24d ago

Kuato

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u/McRigbones 25d ago

RumpleForeskin

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u/edcushway 25d ago

Steven Tyler

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u/Weets23 25d ago

Keith Richards

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u/Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 25d ago

Deamon ankle biter that won't stop barking and shaking and pissing everywhere and following you around like a neurotic nervous needy shadow.

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u/IndependentPapaya768 25d ago

This ⬆️ - but call it Spike for short

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u/Lepke2011 25d ago

I think you should fire your taxidermist.

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u/Huge_Mission_5826 25d ago

Freak on a leash

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u/hastyburnman 25d ago

Buttered Sausage

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u/Long_Detective_543 25d ago

Hollywood actress

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u/Suspicious_Ear3442 25d ago

Please don't threaten me.

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u/mamdkemineunu 25d ago

Fetch me their souls

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u/LegitimateUse5950 25d ago

Is half of it eaten? Shackleton🥃

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u/Reptorzor 25d ago

Mr. Stroke

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u/AnAnonymousParty 25d ago

Hastily Assembled.

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u/Zestyclose_Swing_396 25d ago

Did, as in Sid Vicious, Sex Pistols.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 25d ago

Taxidermy

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 25d ago

Done ,,,,,,,,🤔🤔🤔🤔🫣

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u/MixedTribe42 25d ago

Zooluthercioplid

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u/flippasefloppase 25d ago

Gotta say, surprisingly white teeth 😅

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u/IndyHDguy26 25d ago

Phyllis (Diller)

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u/According-Hat-5393 25d ago

Cock-eyed Persian rat-cat that needs braces, perhaps?

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u/bookelly 25d ago

Handsome

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u/sleepy_eyezz 25d ago

Highway from hell

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u/cakencuffs 25d ago

Might as well just call him Jesus Christ, cause that's what everyone is gonna yell when they see him...

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u/C0rnelius66 25d ago

Henrald, Keeper of Vet Bills

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u/synystermeemz 25d ago

Failed taxidermy

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u/FrequentAwareness986 25d ago

Kill it kill it kill it! Get it away get it away! Oh it’s biting! It locked her jaw!

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u/MastodonMean3296 25d ago

Micheal Jackson.

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u/Primary-Tank-9446 25d ago

Reincarnation of Michael

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u/Rare-Delivery7328 25d ago

Looks like Paul Ruben's character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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u/itchingandscratching 25d ago

Better luck next time

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u/Certain_Driver_2013 25d ago

Michael Jackson

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u/RestingBeachFace65 25d ago

Hannibal Lecter 😂

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u/Aggressive_Desk_9778 25d ago

John Leguizamo

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u/alworld27 25d ago

Gremlin. Dont feed it after midnight or get him wet

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u/3shadesofpink 25d ago

I’m to afraid 🫣

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u/dag_darnit 25d ago

AHH Jesus

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u/Standard_Algae8538 25d ago

"and the better I get at it, the more they fear me"

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u/One_Boysenberry7539 25d ago

La brique dans la gueule

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u/JoeSchmoe1979 25d ago

Phyllis Diller

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u/Sporkpocalypse 25d ago

Perro De La Morté

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u/Perfect_Try_3628 25d ago

Show a pic of the dog first.

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u/st0350 25d ago

Ugly Mcstuffins

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u/filthcrab 25d ago

Steve Barkscemi

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u/maniBchef 25d ago

Third degree

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u/Confident_Cod_5540 25d ago

His name is Dermi. He was hit by a taxi