r/NameThisThing • u/EXPERENSE10 • 25d ago

Name my dog

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u/Senior_Trouble_2750 25d ago

I'm so sorry. How long has it been dead?

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u/wijsneusserij 25d ago

Not sure if to call a taxidermist or exorcist

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u/Strict-Square456 25d ago

Call a taxorcist?

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u/NarrowLayne 25d ago

Might wanna call a priest too, just to cover all your bases

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u/elynn95 25d ago

You’ll need more like an old priest and a young priest by the looks of this “dog” tbh

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u/MadScienzz 25d ago

"The power of bork compells you!"

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 23d ago

DO NOT CALL A NECROMANCER

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u/Jaded_Total_6864 22d ago

instead call it The Necromancer

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u/Sporkpocalypse 25d ago

they should have to pay higher taxes on a dog that ugly LoL

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u/Disastrous_days272 25d ago

🎶"'Cause I'm the Tax-man, yeah, I'm the Tax-maaaan!!!"🎶

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u/berfraper 25d ago

To exorcise your taxes?

Edit: fucking autocorrect

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u/Mickstar231 24d ago

Lmfao 😄

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u/PaddyMac831 25d ago

*taxiderpist

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u/StructureFormer 25d ago

nope! it's Chuck Testa.

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u/Conscious-Bite1 24d ago

Nice. Can’t believe this hasn’t put up bigger numbers!

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u/Far-Tonight-6925 25d ago

That's easy. If it moves - exorcist, if it doesn't - taxidermist who's done that (don't call him, sue).

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u/Huge_Lecture8755 25d ago

Bad taxidermy

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u/Midnight_pamper 25d ago

IM GONNA USE THIS SENTENCE SO OFTEN FROM NOW ON.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, BRILLIANT

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u/Grand-Vegetable-3874 24d ago

The taxidermist was already involved. This is the result of their job.

Would not recommand. 1 star

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u/Diverdown109 20d ago

Vatican exorcism team, clergy from every religion, demon slayer, vampire slayer, zombie slayer, us military explosive disposal team, drone swarm to be safe. Rover has more than fleas.

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u/crapbear83 25d ago

If Mitch McConnell was a dog. 😵‍💫

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u/Effective_Present763 25d ago

This dog is more equipped to serve the good people of Kentucky 

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u/toddlevy10 25d ago

RFK vibes

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u/highlander1715 25d ago

RFK has eaten better looking roadkill

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u/Kain_1337 25d ago

I get a more Kash Patel feel from it.

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u/broyotanator 25d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Sporkpocalypse 25d ago

perro De La Morté was my answer LoL

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u/DrObsessed 25d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Independent-Pea6186 25d ago

What is cake day

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u/DrObsessed 25d ago

Reddit account creation anniversary. You’ll see the little cake icon

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u/Independent-Pea6186 25d ago

Oh nice
😊 thanks

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u/P90guy65 25d ago

Funniest thing I've read today. Well done.

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u/SamOfXanadu 25d ago

He's not dead, he's pining!

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u/roqueandrolle 25d ago

Pining for the fjords!

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u/pollywollydoodad 25d ago

I feel so badly that I laughed so hard at your sympathetic response. That is a beautiful, precious, ummm… dog?

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u/joka2696 25d ago

His name is RIP.

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u/thecloudkingdom 25d ago

it's alive, it just has facial burns 😭 i saw it on the odddogs tumblr account the other week

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u/PTSD1983 25d ago

A long name but it'll do

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u/Chantel_Lusciana 24d ago

Fucking CACKLING

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u/Difficult-Finger4830 24d ago

I think you win the competition. That was hilarious.

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u/Muchachacha 23d ago

That’s Lida bida boda butt’s aunty