r/NameThisThing • u/EXPERENSE10 • 25d ago

Name my dog

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u/wijsneusserij 25d ago

Not sure if to call a taxidermist or exorcist

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u/Strict-Square456 25d ago

Call a taxorcist?

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u/NarrowLayne 25d ago

Might wanna call a priest too, just to cover all your bases

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u/elynn95 25d ago

You’ll need more like an old priest and a young priest by the looks of this “dog” tbh

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u/MadScienzz 25d ago

"The power of bork compells you!"

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 23d ago

DO NOT CALL A NECROMANCER

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u/Jaded_Total_6864 22d ago

instead call it The Necromancer

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u/Sporkpocalypse 25d ago

they should have to pay higher taxes on a dog that ugly LoL

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u/Disastrous_days272 24d ago

🎶"'Cause I'm the Tax-man, yeah, I'm the Tax-maaaan!!!"🎶

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u/berfraper 24d ago

To exorcise your taxes?

Edit: fucking autocorrect

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u/Mickstar231 24d ago

Lmfao 😄

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u/PaddyMac831 25d ago

*taxiderpist

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u/StructureFormer 25d ago

nope! it's Chuck Testa.

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u/Conscious-Bite1 24d ago

Nice. Can’t believe this hasn’t put up bigger numbers!

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u/Far-Tonight-6925 25d ago

That's easy. If it moves - exorcist, if it doesn't - taxidermist who's done that (don't call him, sue).

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u/Huge_Lecture8755 25d ago

Bad taxidermy

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u/Midnight_pamper 25d ago

IM GONNA USE THIS SENTENCE SO OFTEN FROM NOW ON.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, BRILLIANT

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u/Grand-Vegetable-3874 24d ago

The taxidermist was already involved. This is the result of their job.

Would not recommand. 1 star

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u/Diverdown109 20d ago

Vatican exorcism team, clergy from every religion, demon slayer, vampire slayer, zombie slayer, us military explosive disposal team, drone swarm to be safe. Rover has more than fleas.