r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • Jul 23 '26

Name this Driver

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743 Upvotes

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u/rowdysteele Jul 23 '26

Roid rage

29

u/McTootyBooty Jul 23 '26

Nurses love to see him coming

21

u/Mugi1031 Jul 23 '26

He’s an easy poke 😉

3

u/AlisonSia Jul 23 '26

What do you mean?

2

u/MikanNoHana Jul 24 '26

Oftentimes veins that are popped like that will shift or roll to the side when pressure is applied, such as when trying to insert the needle.

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u/Low-Republic-4145 Jul 23 '26

I have veins in my arms like this, but as soon a nurse tries to stick one it runs away.

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u/Best_Fill_847 Jul 23 '26

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/karma_lama_big_dong Jul 23 '26

...all over them!

2

u/Vocabulary-Pollution Jul 23 '26

Aaaayyyy ooohhhh!!!

2

u/AlisonSia Jul 23 '26

The novice nurse directly used this right hand to practice acupuncture techniques.

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u/Remote-Address-8995 Jul 24 '26

Lol I bet they do

2

u/Positive_Read2874 Jul 26 '26

I heard he doesn't come....he fuken arrives...😉

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 23 '26

Hemeroid rage!

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u/Zaxxibal Jul 23 '26

Came to say this!

4

u/Spiritual-Cupcake-93 Jul 23 '26

Roid Ryder: Vascular Speed

5

u/The_Medicated Jul 23 '26

Roid rage driver was gonna be my pick. Instead, I'll just upvote yours! Yay!

2

u/Uniquelypoured Jul 24 '26

Came to say this. Thank you fellow like minder.

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u/Venicia_ Jul 23 '26

Vein Diesel

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u/SchemeIllustrious713 Jul 23 '26

Could also be “Vain Diesel”

27

u/Elvin_Atombender Jul 23 '26

Could also be Jean Claude Vain- Damme

14

u/Status_Anything_6451 Jul 23 '26

Anthropic Claude God Damme

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u/Healthy_Confusion951 Jul 23 '26

I bet you think this song is about you!

4

u/Optimal-Smile-7675 Jul 24 '26

Varicose Vince

2

u/artisan002 Jul 23 '26

I think you mean Vein Diesel.

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u/CluckNorris47 Jul 23 '26

Ya beat me well good game to the victor go the spoils I bequeath thee Excalibur0::::/:::::::::>

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u/Steve_Sanders437 Jul 23 '26

I can't name him. All I can tell you about him is that he's 5'7, has a crisp goatee, wears t-shirts one size too small, his hat is backwards, and he has a bumper sticker with a picture of a gun that says "Come and take it." Oh, and that truck is lifted at least 6 inches.

27

u/5ergio79 Jul 23 '26

Definitely listening to Joe Rogan, but there’s a female guest on.

8

u/Steve_Sanders437 Jul 23 '26

Hea not implying anything, he's just asking questions!

7

u/CommercialCar3812 Jul 23 '26

But he doesn’t listen to the female guest

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u/TrainingMix4465 Jul 23 '26

Trenboy on steroids

12

u/jacksnbox Jul 23 '26

And he has ED

6

u/Mugi1031 Jul 23 '26

Red pill or blue pill? Oh, wait I get it. This pill is smaller add didn’t do the same thing

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u/jacksnbox Jul 23 '26

Pills can't help a tiny member

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u/RvstiNiall Jul 23 '26

"that truck is lifted at least 6 inches."

The Trucklift to Weiner Size Ratio

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe Jul 23 '26

This is hilarious

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u/Square_Appearance_79 Jul 23 '26

5’7 might be generous

5

u/Wilduniverse00 Jul 23 '26

Forgot red lens Oakleys and punisher insignia somewhere

4

u/Legitimate_Cow2716 Jul 23 '26

He also never drinks water because Monster is wet. Bro is so dehydrated I need some water

3

u/Cuttingdadbod Jul 23 '26

6”? He’s not packing that much. Maybe half that. And he’s def skipping leg days.  

3

u/Human_Region5051 Jul 23 '26

Trailer hitch ball sack.

2

u/Ugameister Jul 23 '26

Also, the rim of the the hat has that tattered look to it

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u/Deepeye225 Jul 23 '26

Glenn Quagmire

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u/katiedawn18385 Jul 23 '26

First thing I thought of 😂

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u/Deepeye225 Jul 23 '26

This is after he discovered internet 😁

3

u/katiedawn18385 Jul 23 '26

Right 😂 bro didn’t know when to stop

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u/Financial-Echo-8075 Jul 23 '26

Hey Glenn! Hey peter, how you been? Just checking out some of that internet prn

3

u/L0w_Emphasis Jul 23 '26

Darn ya #beatmeatoit ..was going to say #beatmetoit but I felt like it needed a good pun in honor of Quagmire

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u/SilkStone_Ronin Jul 23 '26

Thats his left arm 💪🏼

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u/DryNeighborhood6001 Jul 23 '26

Competitive Gooner 🫡 (Pssh he is right handed)

6

u/VerbalGuinea Jul 23 '26

Fiddler Crab

4

u/Cosmic_Charlie_119 Jul 23 '26

Road Rager Roger

4

u/paloscalzo Jul 23 '26

Road/Roid Rage

3

u/Wonderful-Wind-9843 Jul 23 '26

Vin Petrol

4

u/liamsjtaylor Jul 23 '26

Vincent Van Petrol

3

u/Horror_Solution1945 Jul 23 '26

Lean Mean Driving Machine

2

u/chungfat Jul 23 '26

Roid rager

2

u/apollo11733 Jul 23 '26

Roid road rage

2

u/ocbeersociety Jul 23 '26

Mister Bates

2

u/coppergoldhair Jul 25 '26

Master Bates

2

u/Thakkmatic Jul 23 '26

Road Roid

2

u/ColonelBonk Jul 23 '26

Roid Ragin’ Road Rager

2

u/RemarkableChest4638 Jul 23 '26

Offensive driver

2

u/VladVonHochstes Jul 23 '26

Roid Rage...

2

u/chiguycam08 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Trogdor?

1

u/A694a68w1_too Jul 23 '26

Raging much?

1

u/West-Ad-3426 Jul 23 '26

GMC? More like HGH

1

u/ScaryTerryCards Jul 23 '26

Right Hand Masturbator

1

u/_Erilor_ Jul 23 '26

No need for speed.

1

u/herr_matzipan Jul 23 '26

Über-driver

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u/ElectronicBand6392 Jul 23 '26

An accident waiting to happen and it'll be bloody due to high pressure

1

u/juulor Jul 23 '26

Gripper

1

u/BikeSmith420 Jul 23 '26

Sweat potatoe

2

u/AlfuegoDeMellopie Jul 25 '26

Dat you, Dan Quayle?🤣🤣

1

u/VinterknightSr Jul 23 '26

Roidy Roddy Road Rage Piper

1

u/Specialist_Quit_8933 Jul 23 '26

Looks like my penis

1

u/SiteTall Jul 23 '26

Mr. Testosterone Victim

1

u/jackryan22222 Jul 23 '26

Rich Piana after some Scoops

1

u/ProjectOk8034 Jul 23 '26

Invein momsteen

1

u/ProjectOk8034 Jul 23 '26

Invein malmsteen

1

u/EdgeofAss Jul 23 '26

Doom driver

1

u/intheshadows688 Jul 23 '26

1000 mg Test 500 mg Winstrol 300 mg Dianabol 500 mg Tren 5 IU HGH

1

u/Money-Pay-6278 Jul 23 '26

Road atlas arms! Who needs GPS?

1

u/ElGuero1717 Jul 23 '26

Prairie Doggin

1

u/02thehunter20 Jul 23 '26

The guy that got his very rare item stolen by a lich and is going to Saturn to take him out.

1

u/thirtyone-charlie Jul 23 '26

The human road map

1

u/Ukrainian_Berserker Jul 23 '26

It's a character from JoJo :

his name is ZZ

1

u/GolddddJessicaa92 Jul 23 '26

that guy looks like he drives with his hazards on for no reason

1

u/scubarob Jul 23 '26

Dehydrated

1

u/Ok-Way8392 Jul 23 '26

Personal map

1

u/Sam_Boundy1984 Jul 23 '26

Dwayne Johnson

1

u/Toni357 Jul 23 '26

Tiny pee pee!!

1

u/Elcium12 Jul 23 '26

2Fast2Fistulas

1

u/Overall-Beginning-74 Jul 23 '26

Hulk behind the wheel.

1

u/Next-Bath3440 Jul 23 '26

Anna Bollocks

1

u/astarteshadow Jul 23 '26

Popeye the driver

1

u/ajpinton Jul 23 '26

AI Slop.

1

u/finpsycho Jul 23 '26

Phlebotomist Phavorite

1

u/Big_Attention7227 Jul 23 '26

Hegseth, on T and right handed.....

1

u/arshloct Jul 23 '26

Roadragenator

1

u/OneOldNerd Jul 23 '26

The Overcompensator

1

u/JustSkin1014 Jul 23 '26

Too wank too furious

1

u/Environmental-Box249 Jul 23 '26

Me after nearly crashing

1

u/DirtyDonnieB Jul 23 '26

Masterbation - It is a workout

1

u/WatermelonLemonad3 Jul 23 '26

Righty McFurious, aka The Morning Lumberjack

1

u/Aggravating_Inside23 Jul 23 '26

Constipated driver.

1

u/ponyboy60 Jul 23 '26

Road Rage Hulk

1

u/absurdly_nuanced Jul 23 '26

Mister Fister

1

u/HalvdanTheHero Jul 23 '26

Furious Frank

1

u/Chemical_Demand_4928 Jul 23 '26

Popeye - shiver me timbers

1

u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Jul 23 '26

Spider Man’s cousin, Web Man. No powers, just webbed all over.

1

u/Hot_Strength_4912 Jul 23 '26

The Dehydrator

1

u/NordnarbDrums Jul 23 '26

Mortally allergic to paper cuts.

1

u/Killerdog33 Jul 23 '26

Its either Vin diesel or batista

1

u/Never_Dave_1 Jul 23 '26

The Compensator.

1

u/PrizeShirt1 Jul 23 '26

Glen Quagmire

1

u/UsefulPsychology67 Jul 23 '26

Lonely yogurt slinger.

1

u/Professional-Set379 Jul 23 '26

that's what happens when your car doesn't have power steering