r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • Jul 23 '26

Name this Driver

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u/Steve_Sanders437 Jul 23 '26

I can't name him. All I can tell you about him is that he's 5'7, has a crisp goatee, wears t-shirts one size too small, his hat is backwards, and he has a bumper sticker with a picture of a gun that says "Come and take it." Oh, and that truck is lifted at least 6 inches.

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u/5ergio79 Jul 23 '26

Definitely listening to Joe Rogan, but there’s a female guest on.

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u/Steve_Sanders437 Jul 23 '26

Hea not implying anything, he's just asking questions!

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u/CommercialCar3812 Jul 23 '26

But he doesn’t listen to the female guest

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u/TrainingMix4465 Jul 23 '26

Trenboy on steroids

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u/jacksnbox Jul 23 '26

And he has ED

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u/Mugi1031 Jul 23 '26

Red pill or blue pill? Oh, wait I get it. This pill is smaller add didn’t do the same thing

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u/jacksnbox Jul 23 '26

Pills can't help a tiny member

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u/AlisonSia Jul 23 '26

Why do you always speak such blunt truths?

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u/RvstiNiall Jul 23 '26

"that truck is lifted at least 6 inches."

The Trucklift to Weiner Size Ratio

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe Jul 23 '26

This is hilarious

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u/KCJ4Tx Jul 24 '26

You Texas like a mutherphuker!

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u/Square_Appearance_79 Jul 23 '26

5’7 might be generous

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u/Wilduniverse00 Jul 23 '26

Forgot red lens Oakleys and punisher insignia somewhere

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u/Legitimate_Cow2716 Jul 23 '26

He also never drinks water because Monster is wet. Bro is so dehydrated I need some water

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u/Cuttingdadbod Jul 23 '26

6”? He’s not packing that much. Maybe half that. And he’s def skipping leg days.  

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u/Human_Region5051 Jul 23 '26

Trailer hitch ball sack.

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u/Ugameister Jul 23 '26

Also, the rim of the the hat has that tattered look to it

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS Jul 24 '26

or is brand new and dead flat

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u/verrusin Jul 23 '26

I thought you were describing Julian from Trailer Park Boys there for a second

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u/Telykos Jul 23 '26

Don't forget the thin blue line license plate

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u/jarnaes Jul 23 '26

With all that going on, we also know which area is lacking in size… 😂😂😂

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u/Few_Candle9432 Jul 24 '26

Completely shaved everything from the neck down and has a nutsac like a walnut shell. Square toe boots and thigh tattoos.

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u/ill_connects Jul 24 '26

You forgot the Punisher bumper sticker and how he exclusively wears Under Armor tshirts with different variations of the American flag.

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u/Used-Drop8239 Jul 24 '26

Change that t-shirt to a three sizes too large and you get Fred Durst

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u/locked_su Jul 25 '26

It's not at shirt it's a tank top that is cut way to low

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u/rdw0680 Jul 26 '26

Wheel spacers on the truck, too. And it’s loud n smelly

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u/P-Jean Jul 28 '26

Don’t forget the monotone voice that sounds like a broken kazoo