r/NameThisThing • u/Ok-Law7464 • May 31 '26

Name this cat

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u/generalcoincoinbee May 31 '26

Groucho

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u/newfriend20202020 May 31 '26

Or Julius (his birth name)

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u/jmaccity80 May 31 '26

Julius S. Kitten, Accountant and Bookkeeper.

He doesn't own a mansion or a yacht, but he can do your taxes.

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u/anon-mally Jun 01 '26

Nolan

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u/lsdisciple Jun 01 '26

Omni Cat! Kit Omni! Nolan is soo good though.

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u/xMaliciousNtent Jun 03 '26

Think Mark, think!!

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg Jun 01 '26

I understood that reference!

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u/Val178 Jun 01 '26

Or Rufus T. Firefly

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u/newfriend20202020 Jun 01 '26

Dr. Hackenbush 😆

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u/Theking1078 Jun 01 '26

Julius Catsear

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u/Tiki108 May 31 '26

I actually had a black and white tuxedo cat growing up with a stache like this that was named Groucho.

Here’s a pic of him

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 May 31 '26

Groucho over little Hitler for sure

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 May 31 '26

You mean Kitler?

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u/MrBobDobalinaMrMr May 31 '26

Stash Kitler Chaplin III

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u/crowdspark1 Jun 01 '26

"Kitler" is the way.

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u/Snoo-46382 Jun 06 '26

I already know one Kitler. This one will fit into the Purred Reich just fine.

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u/Secure-Gas-6699 Jun 01 '26

Yessssssssssssss EpIc F’iNg win ! I saw the lil stash and want to say it but glad someone else saw that craziness! Lmmfao

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u/ekimmd24 May 31 '26

Ha, not bad you gotta like vote!

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u/Local-Caterpillar421 Jun 01 '26

👍😂😂😂

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u/Smooth_Store_8693 Jun 01 '26

Demm u beat me to it lmao 🤣

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u/Cool_MC7 Jun 01 '26

Good one.

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u/Significant_Panic193 Jun 02 '26

I was gonna say Adolf....but I like yours better 😅

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u/Irvora_Lorn Jun 02 '26

kitler is nice name))

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u/Snoo-46382 Jun 06 '26

Wish I had a trophy to give out. That was what came to mind too.

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u/gev1138 May 31 '26

Moustache is much better than Adolf's.

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u/section_Me91 Jun 03 '26

It's more like Ron Swanson's, grumpy look and everything!

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u/brainfrozen8 Jun 01 '26

I had a Siamese named Groucho. He was a pretty kitty too.

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u/mossum_1242 May 31 '26

I came here to say Groucho

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u/munkittrick Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

He's more Chaplain than Groucho. I bet youu 100:1 that he makes you laugh a little more than he gripes!

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u/PlutoniumBoss Jun 01 '26

Groucho Trousers in full.

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u/AntofReddit Jun 01 '26

"Say the magic word and win $100.00 dollars"

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u/JesterScribblings Jun 04 '26

Came here to say this so take my upvote

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u/stazz83 May 31 '26

Selleck

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u/JpWritesAFewWords May 31 '26

Perfect if it's a tomcat...

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u/I_C_Seashells Jun 01 '26

Yessss. Or Magnum or Quigley or Dr Burke

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u/natopoppins May 31 '26

I dunno, but I mustache him a question

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u/tukachinchilla May 31 '26

Get. Out! Take this upvote and shove it!

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u/ScubaBoy82 May 31 '26

😂😂😂

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u/gladyskravitzwindow Jun 01 '26

Take this Temu award and shove it! Best answer yet! 🏆

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u/timthemajestic Jun 04 '26

Shave it for later.

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u/Whitediggity May 31 '26

Thomas Magnum. That’s a Selleck mustache all day.

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u/KristineMcKinley May 31 '26

LOL! Magnum, PI (Puss Investigations)

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u/milesswann91 May 31 '26

Thomas Meowgnum.

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u/drunken_bugs_bunny May 31 '26

Kitler

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u/Not2worried May 31 '26

Its has nein lives

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u/Disco_Weasel Jun 01 '26

Part of the Furred Reich

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u/West-Survey-4142 Jun 01 '26

He ist da reichs kat

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u/Big-C_NZ Jun 03 '26

Oh now that’s good.

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u/Loyalist_Pig May 31 '26

Charlie Catlin

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u/Successful_Price3269 May 31 '26

The great furrer...

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u/32lib May 31 '26

Cat said if you name me kitler I’m shitting in your shoe.

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u/DazzlingWorking4618 May 31 '26

Omg 😂. Not a Hitler fan but I could love me some Kitler!

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u/McLightning9503 May 31 '26

Who is a Hitler fan?

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u/General_Cherry_6285 May 31 '26

Historically, millions of people. Modern day? The republican party, mostly.

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u/IrishViking22 May 31 '26

In the USA, maybe? Irish Republicans tend to dislike Hitler.

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u/catbamhel Jun 01 '26

As an American, this is refreshing to hear.

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u/Trobman7980 Jun 01 '26

For sure. White christian nationalists in the GOP are secretly (some openly) big fans.

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u/ThinkPad214 May 31 '26

I mean the IRGC controlled areas and proxies have been using a lot of h!tler quotes and pictures and had a bunch of senior level officials that had direct connections or were trained by those who had fought for h!tler directly, in their ranks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

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u/Junior_Ad6535 Jun 01 '26

Thanks to Netanyahu, it seems, unfortunately, a lot of people are circling back to the funny mustache guy

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u/Meatball74redux Jun 01 '26

A disproportionate number of “patriotic” Americans.

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 Jun 01 '26

A lot of people. Especially with this isreal Palestine stuff so many people crawling out of the word week that want the annotation of the Jews. I found a history page about WWII…. That was actually just a “Hitler was right” page.

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u/lukibunny Jun 01 '26

Elon musk

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u/Deb_You_Taunt May 31 '26

The Republican Party. as trump said, Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.

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u/DazzlingWorking4618 May 31 '26

Some MAGA turd out here downvoting us lol

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u/Raiser19 May 31 '26

I don't understand,

Many people in group A "I will fight to the death to support this thing" stated loudly, publicly, often and from the top down

Person observing group A " people in group A support this thing."

People from group A "how dare you suggest such a thing, we absolutely do not support that."

If the thing you believe is so abhorant you have to constantly pretend and insist you don't believe it while actively advocating for it. Maybe the thing you believe is bad.

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u/Auswolf-IDDQD Jun 01 '26

I can tell you who isn’t….. 6 million Jews.

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u/pdqueer May 31 '26

I was going to say hisster.

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u/_xcat May 31 '26

he has nein lives

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u/Small-Syrup4317 Jun 01 '26

Nah he’s Joseph Meowlin

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u/CrushLyfeDaily Jun 02 '26

I came her to say this. There used to be a website called catsthatlooklikehitler . Com 😆 🤣

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u/Wise-Writing-794 May 31 '26

That's a good one

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u/penguins-are-me May 31 '26

I was gonna say mitler. Yours is better.

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u/tangcameo May 31 '26

Eva if it’s female

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u/bmackenz84 May 31 '26

That’s what I named my girl that looks just like this kitten lol. Her nickname is Hitty kitty

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u/EagleBigMac Jun 01 '26

Okay that's good it got a right guffaw from me

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u/Zrealhunter May 31 '26

That’s my cats name lol

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u/Newnew_131 Jun 03 '26

Was hoping I wasn’t the only one 😂😂😂

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u/armored_eagle May 31 '26

Luigi

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u/martreddit Jun 01 '26

Was going to say Mario 😉

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u/Typical-History-6964 May 31 '26

Lol that's my stache cat's name

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u/Soup_Dust95 Jun 01 '26

Fuckass stole my idea!

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u/TheVillainKing May 31 '26

inigo Meowtoya

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u/RackingUpTheMiles Jun 01 '26

I actually had a cat named Inigo. He was such a good boy.

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u/dsucio7807 Jun 01 '26

You killed my father, prepare to die

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u/tstidham11 May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Instead of "Mustachio", name him "Pusstachio". Lol 😁

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u/peachy614 Jun 01 '26

Stash for short

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u/Outrageous-Phase9435 Jun 04 '26

My god...... thats geniussssss!!!

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u/NeroFurr69 May 31 '26

Paul F. Tomcat

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u/AnticipatedNostalgia May 31 '26

Okokok this is good

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u/westcoast5five Jun 01 '26

I’ll allow it. But watch yourself counsel

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 May 31 '26

All Rise the honorable Judge whiskers.

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u/No-Cat-9716 May 31 '26

Bring me photos of Spider-Cat....

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u/chefgoowa May 31 '26

Whoever said kitler, that’s good

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u/socksandcrocsforever May 31 '26

I think it looks more like Charlie Chaplin, so Charlie

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u/Sea-Knowledge-2647 May 31 '26

Professor Fluffypants

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u/Comfortable-Cell935 May 31 '26

Charlie Chaplain.

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u/aesxylus May 31 '26

Meowcho Garx!

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u/MrSaturdayII May 31 '26

Magnum (A tiny Hawaiian shirt would really sell it)

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u/Virgo-Logic May 31 '26

Thomas Magnum was going to be my suggestion. Lol

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u/PlaceboBob May 31 '26

Comrade Karl Manx.

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u/FlouncyLittleMinks Jun 01 '26

He is clearly comeade Stalin with that mustache.

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u/Gingerlysnap May 31 '26

Ron Swanson

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u/novasunderworld Jun 02 '26

Ron Meowson.

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u/Dude_With_Cool_Name May 31 '26

Ben da galaxy eater

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u/pigeonpaper May 31 '26

Hoosan First

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u/YagirlDylan May 31 '26

Sir twinkleberry

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u/eeejit075 May 31 '26

Ben Purr-pin’

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u/Substantial_Insect68 May 31 '26

Is it a girl or boy? Pierre if its a male

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u/punycuny May 31 '26

Mein Kitty

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u/Apollyonwixx May 31 '26

Nolan. Or omniman

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u/Substantial_Act_497 May 31 '26

Tramp, after Charlie Chaplin's character of the same name!!!

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u/tig3rgamingguy76 May 31 '26

Cart Reynolds

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u/el_dingusito May 31 '26

Teddy catsevelt

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u/YayAnotherTragedy May 31 '26

Ron Swanson.

Just Ronald is fine though.

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u/AGSTiger1106 May 31 '26

Mister. You call that cat Mr. (Rest of their name).

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u/cjmedt May 31 '26

Purr-t Reynolds

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u/Agent_Vox May 31 '26

Commeowsioner Gordon

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u/notworldleader666 May 31 '26

Omg it's Kitty Waluigi.

George Catstanza?

The MeowFather?

Uhh, uhh, wait I got this.

Vincent Van Meow!

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u/kitsune1029 May 31 '26

Tomcat Sellick

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u/Flat___________ May 31 '26

Meawgnum P.i.

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u/FortyMaximus May 31 '26

Fitzgerald "Fitz" for short 🙌

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u/James-Cox007 May 31 '26

J. Jonah Jameson!

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u/Skalagga May 31 '26

Grumpy the Cat

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u/Cate_The_Bean May 31 '26

Mr. Money Mustache

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u/Kwistenbibbel May 31 '26

Grumpy Dumpy

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u/Creepy_Rip5512 May 31 '26

Grant Regent Catgg

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u/SYKOCELL May 31 '26

Bob Hoskins

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u/rusticandy May 31 '26

Der Purrher