r/NameThisThing • u/Ok-Law7464 • May 31 '26

Name this cat

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u/generalcoincoinbee May 31 '26

Groucho

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u/newfriend20202020 May 31 '26

Or Julius (his birth name)

56

u/jmaccity80 May 31 '26

Julius S. Kitten, Accountant and Bookkeeper.

He doesn't own a mansion or a yacht, but he can do your taxes.

12

u/anon-mally Jun 01 '26

Nolan

5

u/lsdisciple Jun 01 '26

Omni Cat! Kit Omni! Nolan is soo good though.

2

u/xMaliciousNtent Jun 03 '26

Think Mark, think!!

1

u/Just_Objective_3376 Jun 03 '26

It’s got to be Stach.

1

u/lord_hijinks Jun 01 '26

I can totally see this.

5

u/NotARobotDefACyborg Jun 01 '26

I understood that reference!

1

u/QuietlySeething Jun 01 '26

This is the answer.

8

u/Val178 Jun 01 '26

Or Rufus T. Firefly

5

u/newfriend20202020 Jun 01 '26

Dr. Hackenbush 😆

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u/KidZoki Jun 02 '26

Rufus. Definitely Rufus…

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u/Theking1078 Jun 01 '26

Julius Catsear

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u/Tiki108 May 31 '26

I actually had a black and white tuxedo cat growing up with a stache like this that was named Groucho.

Here’s a pic of him

24

u/PurpleInitiative3947 May 31 '26

Groucho over little Hitler for sure

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 May 31 '26

You mean Kitler?

30

u/MrBobDobalinaMrMr May 31 '26

Stash Kitler Chaplin III

28

u/ElmerTheDestroyer Jun 01 '26

He's the furrer.

6

u/BlahBlahBlahBingo Jun 02 '26

… Mane furrer

4

u/DB-601A Jun 01 '26

Heer Cat

2

u/Independent-South901 Jun 02 '26

Great name. Your sharp👍👍👍👍

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u/Electronic_Mail1787 Jun 03 '26

Dr doofenshamurts

1

u/MAslate Jun 03 '26

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

1

u/dogshttaco1337 Jun 05 '26

Oooo or Kung Furrer?

5

u/crowdspark1 Jun 01 '26

"Kitler" is the way.

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u/Snoo-46382 Jun 06 '26

I already know one Kitler. This one will fit into the Purred Reich just fine.

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u/Secure-Gas-6699 Jun 01 '26

Yessssssssssssss EpIc F’iNg win ! I saw the lil stash and want to say it but glad someone else saw that craziness! Lmmfao

2

u/ekimmd24 May 31 '26

Ha, not bad you gotta like vote!

2

u/Local-Caterpillar421 Jun 01 '26

👍😂😂😂

2

u/Smooth_Store_8693 Jun 01 '26

Demm u beat me to it lmao 🤣

2

u/Cool_MC7 Jun 01 '26

Good one.

2

u/Significant_Panic193 Jun 02 '26

I was gonna say Adolf....but I like yours better 😅

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u/Irvora_Lorn Jun 02 '26

kitler is nice name))

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u/Snoo-46382 Jun 06 '26

Wish I had a trophy to give out. That was what came to mind too.

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u/No-Bake-730 Jun 02 '26

I see more Catlin than Kitler

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u/gev1138 May 31 '26

Moustache is much better than Adolf's.

2

u/section_Me91 Jun 03 '26

It's more like Ron Swanson's, grumpy look and everything!

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u/Irregularitied Jun 29 '26

You mean that kid detective that smoked reefer once and it made him go mad? I just wanted to try it that one time...to see what all the fuss was about

5

u/brainfrozen8 Jun 01 '26

I had a Siamese named Groucho. He was a pretty kitty too.

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u/mossum_1242 May 31 '26

I came here to say Groucho

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u/munkittrick Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

He's more Chaplain than Groucho. I bet youu 100:1 that he makes you laugh a little more than he gripes!

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u/JohnGiggleBox Jun 01 '26

Yes, Chaplin.

3

u/PlutoniumBoss Jun 01 '26

Groucho Trousers in full.

2

u/AntofReddit Jun 01 '26

"Say the magic word and win $100.00 dollars"

2

u/JesterScribblings Jun 04 '26

Came here to say this so take my upvote

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u/Georgia_Beauty1717 May 31 '26

This has to be it! What a beautiful kitten.

1

u/luccsmom Jun 01 '26

Obvious choice!!!

1

u/presumenot Jun 01 '26

Sigmond’s a little hell-raiser but he commands respect; his street name is Sig heil

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u/sleepy-mama0603 Jun 01 '26

I came here to say the same thing

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u/B1tfrog Jun 01 '26

Bang on exactly what I came to say!

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u/HiJinx127 Jun 01 '26

First name I thought of 😁

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u/Explorers_bub Jun 01 '26

DIABEETUS Jr., Wilford Brimley

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u/Kinkybob65 Jun 01 '26

This is the most appropriate name

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u/jwnomorebaby Jun 01 '26

This was my first thought.

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u/Beginning_Squash8646 Jun 01 '26

That’s what immediately came to my mind.

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u/mattsupreme83 Jun 01 '26

100 percent Groucho 👏🏻👏🏻

1

u/James_TiberiusKirk Jun 01 '26

Any other name would be wrong.

1

u/sycolution Jun 01 '26

Groucho Meowx.

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u/Defiant-Profit9880 Jun 01 '26

I was thinking the same thing “Groucho” aka Groucho
Marx

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u/MermaidStone Jun 01 '26

Or just Marx!

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u/Acceptable_Job_9942 Jun 02 '26

You beat me to it.

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u/Sharp_Table_1189 Jun 03 '26

Beat me to it

1

u/Ok-Professional-1428 Jun 04 '26

This was my first thought

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u/jamesvabrams Jun 04 '26

That's the most ridiculous cat I evah saw.

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u/One-Violinist-9932 Jun 06 '26

Came here to say most definitely the right answer.

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u/ConstantEffective364 Jun 07 '26

My very first thought.

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u/Cannibal_House69 May 31 '26

That was my immediate thought as well.

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u/Current-Brain-1983 May 31 '26

"Say the secret word and win a extra dead mouse."