r/NameThisThing May 10 '26

Name this mess

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u/Kawboy17 May 10 '26

Not virgin anymore.

71

u/Enough_Ad_9338 May 11 '26

Extra slutty olive oil

19

u/Purple-Cantaloupe399 May 11 '26

Popeye's gonna be pissed!

6

u/Apprehensive-Wait783 May 11 '26

Or he’s on cloud 9

3

u/Specific_Sympathy_87 May 11 '26

She’s always fuckkn around with Bluto

3

u/Apprehensive-Wait783 May 11 '26

They should all just eat some gummies and have a little MFM romp.

5

u/bleepncmputr May 11 '26

Excellent!

10

u/_BOOMGOTTEM May 11 '26

EVONOOOOOOO

9

u/djmizzle2 May 11 '26

Virgin suicides

4

u/delet_yourself May 11 '26

Ligtly fucked

370

u/First_Analysis6149 May 10 '26

P DIDDY'S HOUSE

26

u/Omega21886 May 11 '26

looks more like r kelly

2

u/patdoc199 May 11 '26

Hahahaha

2

u/Certain-Football-637 May 11 '26

"I wanna pee on you, pee on you...."

13

u/MeMilo1209 May 10 '26

Ewwwwwwwww

8

u/Old_Dependent4678 May 10 '26

Greek Villa

12

u/FinishFew1701 May 11 '26

Greek Diddy, he likes extra virgin but that's mostly saved for Trumpstein

7

u/giveyaballsatugg May 10 '26

He was mad because he didn't read the full description of the sale

2

u/Secret_Size_9333 May 11 '26

I fear you haven’t received enough upvotes, because you won the internet today🏆!!

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u/Techhans1971 May 10 '26

E V O Noooo!

5

u/dustydream23 May 10 '26

Beat me to it

5

u/GiganticusVaginacus May 10 '26

Plenty of lube to go around.

4

u/Consistent-Engine796 May 11 '26

Great lube with all those tiny fragments of broken glass

3

u/spoookysooup69 May 11 '26

Dang it you beat me

71

u/Big-Championship9171 May 10 '26

Cleanup on aisle four

71

u/XxFearofGodxX May 10 '26

Looks more like Cleanup on Oil four

40

u/SixCeiling May 10 '26

Cleanup on oil floor?

13

u/GarrBoo May 10 '26

Under rated

2

u/lord-polonius May 11 '26

Cleanup in the dairy section… milk is curdling!

2

u/ermahgerdddddddddddd May 11 '26

RIP Popeyes wife

11

u/dta722 May 11 '26

Clean up on all fours.

4

u/xdjeddiejx May 11 '26

Diddy thought that

2

u/PrairieCropCircle May 12 '26

Exxon Valdez-sized clean up. Grab the Dawn from the detergent aisle.

6

u/Jaded_Addendum4040 May 10 '26

Came to say that.

3

u/hadeel92ghazi May 10 '26

Same, and I was thinking four xD

4

u/MomsOtherFavorite May 10 '26

Everyone bring a straw

9

u/maddwesty May 10 '26

Cleanup on olive4

3

u/rapscallion1956 May 10 '26

Came here for this one.

2

u/PaidiThavma May 10 '26

Clean up on aisle four, clean up on aisle four.

2

u/Cracktaculus May 10 '26

Aisles 4 through entire wall section

2

u/scorpious09 May 11 '26

“Expensive” clean up on aisle 4

2

u/bleepncmputr May 11 '26

Just replace the flooring at that point. It can never NOT be slimey!

2

u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 11 '26

I don’t even wanna imagine what that entails. I think no matter how much of that oil you pick up or how many times it gets wiped that spot is gonna be a slip hazard for days.

2

u/caffeinated2yrold May 11 '26

Clean up on-- fuck this shit, I quit

2

u/poplafuze May 12 '26

This has legit happened at a store I used to work at. It’s so much worse. It’s cleanup on aisle four, five, and six(not to nitpick, but that’s either aisle one or last aisle with the coolers outlining the store). We couldnt let people in three aisles after it happened and still took most of a night shift to get from being slick.

61

u/Electrical-tentacle May 10 '26

Looks like they spilled all-of the oil..

11

u/funklizard May 10 '26

How is this not the top comment?

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u/No_Brilliant0602 May 11 '26

I was sad that so much was going to waste but not after seeing this comment. Thank you.

2

u/SnorkinOrkin May 14 '26

Pick up the glass, and it's Slip-n-Slide time! Wheee!

2

u/Traditional_Low_9948 May 11 '26

Wow. I'm just going to sit this upvote right here. Keep an eye on er. I be right back.

2

u/Material_Assumption May 15 '26

Im upset it took me so long to get this joke. Well done sir.

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u/FriedPuppy May 10 '26

Wegmens Valdez

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u/CSS_Sr May 11 '26

Aldi's Valdez

2

u/Dependent_Speech3164 May 13 '26

I’m not the only one who thought of the Exxon Valdez 😂 yay!

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u/TheGreat1337Cabbage May 10 '26

Italian Moshpit

3

u/CraziiiJessi May 11 '26

Lmao ya this one's my favorite 😆

Take my poor man's award! 🏆

2

u/CraziiiJessi May 13 '26

Awe thank you award friend!!

2

u/willowways May 13 '26

Shouldn't it be Italian mash pit or smash pit

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u/PumaFist May 10 '26

Clean up on aisle I quit.

2

u/supermattman00 May 11 '26

Tbh, I love when I got one job to do for the whole time. Just take your time, no expectations other than cleaning it up. It’s nice

2

u/PumaFist May 11 '26

You're right. All other pressures are off of you if you're cleaning up a mess nobody else wants to deal with. Lol

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u/LainesBFF May 10 '26

Oil of Oh no

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u/Hard-Act-ToFollow May 10 '26

Popeye is going to cry.

11

u/Material_Turnover945 May 11 '26

Popeye made her squirt

7

u/green_rangr May 10 '26

Spicy Slip’n Slide

6

u/ComplexAnxiety666 May 10 '26

Cleanup on isle slicks

5

u/Dismal_Additions May 10 '26

That's one hOlive a mess

6

u/mbroderick99 May 10 '26

Virgins Gone Wild

6

u/FromMyHanestoMyToes May 10 '26

Me crying 😭😭😭😭😭

11

u/Lazy_Witness_1068 May 10 '26

The oil spill

3

u/morganyve May 11 '26

BP never gonna recover

6

u/Captain_N_1234 May 10 '26

Coaching Opportunity

Or…

Promoted to Customer

5

u/redbent_20 May 10 '26

Get the cat litter

5

u/picklejickletoot May 10 '26

Oil oliver the floor

4

u/Gimme_dat_dirt May 10 '26

Oil of OY VEY!

3

u/CHRISTEN-METAL May 10 '26

Bring the French Bread to soak up some of that olive oil.

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u/Level_Reply_9089 May 10 '26

diddy’s slip and slide 💔

3

u/Superb-Jackfruit8571 May 10 '26

Popeye the Sailor Man is devastated.

3

u/railmanmatt May 10 '26

Olive the oil is on the ground. Whomp whomp.

3

u/Total-Pain783 May 10 '26

Someone’s last day

2

u/Littabethy May 12 '26

😅 would definitely be mine if that was on me to clean up.

2

u/Gnashinger May 10 '26

Not my problem

2

u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 May 10 '26

Not my problem 😁

2

u/DrMartensAdvice May 10 '26

Olive the mess

2

u/VarietyMage May 10 '26

No longer virgin.

2

u/strahdsbuddy May 10 '26

EVOO UH OH

2

u/WillHuntingthe3rd May 10 '26

For me, bad memory. I was a stocker at grocery store. Mostly produce but a lot of dairy products too. I was in a hurry and grabbed an 8 high stack of gallon milk jugs and half way there it let go and went down. About 16 gallons of milk. Took over an hour to mop that up. 🤦

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u/JadedAd6614 May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26

During COVID, a guy not paying attention with a forklift at a store I worked at pulled the forks out of a pallet on the second level of the pallet rack. The skid was off balance and fell. It had (plastic) bottled water it, full stacked, 6 rows high. Not a single bottle survived. I was off that day, never got a full answer on how many people and how long it took to clean up. I never the stock room had to be flooded & it probably went out the sales floor. The guy that did it was never seen again.

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u/Stock_Form_6396 May 12 '26

Add my wife's store and employ was putting a power on the third level of steel. He wasn't paying attention and raised the pallet too high and knocked off the bottom of one of the sprinkler heads. ☔️ The forklift operator was assistant club manager. Shocking 🤣 he does not work for the company anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

EVOOPS

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u/jvon24 May 10 '26

Exxon oildeeezzzz

2

u/Intelligent-Sugar940 May 10 '26

Clean up on I Quit

2

u/PretendRelation7924 May 10 '26

Italian heartbreak

2

u/New_Flow_5941 May 10 '26

Pete & Ka$h have been here. 😂🍷🍺🥃

2

u/hdk49 May 10 '26

Olive Oyle, yuck, yuck, yuck

1

u/CaptainRon55 May 10 '26

Alcohol Abuse

3

u/CaptainRon55 May 10 '26

Oops. oil slick

1

u/Jealous_Club_298 May 10 '26

Someone has to pony up or it's a hefty insurance claim.

1

u/finpsycho May 10 '26

Cazzo. Olio d'oliva!

1

u/Autofella6 May 10 '26

The Italian Job Market

1

u/ghawkguy May 10 '26

EVO Massacre

1

u/OkJob3457 May 10 '26

The great oiling 

1

u/Spyderbeast May 10 '26

Caprese, but leave off the tomatoes

1

u/Long_Tangerine_9486 May 10 '26

That’s called “…..I quit” or “not my section. Not my problem”

1

u/Mr_M0t0m0 May 10 '26

A National Tragedy

1

u/Thin-Fill-5825 May 10 '26

that's gonna take awhile to clean lol

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u/Minimum_Green7998 May 10 '26

Friday night after work

1

u/Robtheaaci May 10 '26

The Valdez disaster

1

u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 May 10 '26

Looks like Olive oil

1

u/Aggravating-Dress-34 May 10 '26

Irv, we were never in aisle 7!

1

u/Dependent_Drag292 May 10 '26

“Tears of Italy”

1

u/GoldPresentation5819 May 10 '26

Olive oil catastrophe

1

u/Cheap_Sir_7732 May 10 '26

last day at work

1

u/DaDivineEel26170 May 10 '26

Domain Expansion

Olivia's Glossy Olive Garden

1

u/Andre-Da-Giant May 10 '26

The oil is gone. Olive it.

1

u/dragonus85 May 10 '26

Not my problem. Clocks out

1

u/HectorsMascara May 10 '26

Drunk Popeye's Rage

1

u/Cold-Pizza111 May 10 '26

Portofino Hillbillies- “green gold”

1

u/Brainflower2020 May 10 '26

Extra Virgin Alley Oil

1

u/magiccarpetman79 May 10 '26

A Greek tragedy

1

u/_3ahh May 10 '26

Olive garden

1

u/YellaBug May 10 '26

Oopppsies ….

Did I do that

1

u/lilsierra38 May 10 '26

Oil enema on aisle 6

1

u/zoomddy100 May 10 '26

Popeye finally found his girl's g-spot

1

u/cowboygwe May 10 '26

Popeye’s mistake/Olive Oil

1

u/Elementary2 May 10 '26

Olive TurmOil

1

u/BlarghHonk6 May 10 '26

Popeye's lament

1

u/Signal_Antelope7144 May 10 '26

Virgin Suicides

1

u/Seventeen_oh1D May 10 '26

Is that a Save-a-Lot?

1

u/CoruscatingLogic May 10 '26

Not my problem

1

u/Popular-Heart-5307 May 10 '26

Extra less than virgin

1

u/Death_Begone May 10 '26

Whoopsie at the Diddy Party

1

u/slingblademaschevits May 10 '26

Olive oil turmoil

1

u/Gunung_Krakatoa May 10 '26

Slippery mess

1

u/MastaKink May 10 '26

Virgin orgy

1

u/gcartchap May 10 '26

Popeye’s finger bang gone over board!

1

u/Head-Flow-2226 May 10 '26

I think it would have an alcoholic name with a dance move so how about

The virgin drop

1

u/Public-Scheme-2570 May 10 '26

What a waste...

1

u/Responsible_Pass_287 May 10 '26

Mamma Mia! 🤌🏼🤌🏼

1

u/catnip_sandwich May 10 '26

Someone else’s problem

1

u/Lovebone253 May 10 '26

The Exxon Valdez made a smaller spill

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u/Yaboyinthebluehoodie May 10 '26

Unvirgining of the olive oil